Sactown Royalty: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: Spencer Hall's Sports Meme Power Rankings

Sactown Royalty Exclusive: A Fake Interview with KHTK's Tim Montemayor

Well, crap. I was working on an interview with Tim Montemayor, the host of KHTK's "Monty Til Midnight" show.

Somewhere in the process, Monty decided to further his career and get a job with the flagship station of the St. Louis Cardinals, which really effed up my plans.

I already had my questions ready, so you know what? I'm posting them, along with the answers I'm sure Monty would have given, had he been around to actually answer them himself.

Here goes nothing:

SR: J. Freedom du Lac called you "stentorious" in April. Did you have to look it up? Because I did.

TM: F*ck J. Freedom du Lac. He's a hack. Everyone knows that.

SR: Sacramento fans are often belligerent, loud and combustible, especially when it comes to the Kings. Do you think that has helped your show fit in better? Is it just natural to respond loudly when your callers are also loud?

TM: I think it helps because uh.. (diverts attention to TV in the studio showing the Orlando-Washington game) ..oh wow. That Dwight Howard, man. That guy is a player. What a player. Oh man, he is a freak of nature. Oh wow. Um, what was the question?

SR: Nevermind. I've often doubted the future of screaming sports radio a la JT The Brick. I'm obviously stupid. Why is emotional, crass, rash, loud talk radio so much more viable than sane, rational talk radio? Is it because sports, like politics, is so divisive and opinion-driven? Obviously, you and similar hosts are doing something right.

TM: Well, callers just say things to piss me off. I actually try to have a normal radio show, but they're idiots. They don't understand sports, they don't understand how the media works. They're just stupid. It pisses me off. Can I curse on the internet?

SR: Uh, yeah. You already did actually.

TM: F*ck callers. They don't know sh*t.

SR: Speaking of, um, that, how are the ratings? Do you pay attention to that stuff more than you have to? I know that I'm fascinated by my trickle of daily visitors. Are you beating the Rush Limbaugh replays on NewsTalk 1530?

TM: Oh wow, Gilbert Arenas is amazing. Look at that play. Oh wow. The Warriors, man, those guys are stupid for not keeping that guy. So f*cking stupid. Oh wow, he just blew by Jamal Nelson. Wow.

SR: I think it's Jameer.

TM: Whatever. Like I care.

SR: How much easier is your show during basketball season?

TM: It doesn't really matter. I know a lot about baseball. I guess it's better because you get people calling on their way home from the games, you know. A lot of them are drunk, they don't know what the hell they're doing.

SR: In the wake of the Larry Krueger silliness in Ess Eff, do you check your comments more often? In the middle of a tirade, does your brain ever tell you to stop? Are you concerned offending a Kings coach or player could end your Sacramento career, given the relationship (financial and otherwise) between the station and the organization?

TM: No. Not at all. I say what I want when I want without any fear from anyone. I'm not a p*ssy like other people at this station. Next question.

SR: Who's the best "guy" on the Kings, present or gone? What about at KHTK... Koz has a total sailor-mouth away from the mics, doesn't he?

TM: No offense to him, but I think Koz holds the station back. He's too cutesy, people don't want that in sports talk radio. They want someone with balls, someone like me.

SR: If you feel like it, who's the biggest jerk, present or gone, on the team?

TM: Chris Webber is a jerk. What a prick.

SR: Webber-writing-"Tim, watch your back"-on-a-basketball story is famous (for Sacramento). What was your initial reaction? Happy? Humored? Honored? Scared? Would you be more afraid if Mike Bibby or a member of Team Dime did it?

TM: Pissed off. I was going to kick his ass, actually, but he has bodyguards and sh*t. I'm not afraid of Mike Bibby either. I'm his height, you know?

SR: Speaking of MB10 - this whole brawl saga... is Graswich just being a dope, or is there really a story in there about the thuggery of Team Dime? You know the guys involved; is it just an ego thing?

TM: The whole thing is stupid. I've seen Graswich at on the town before, he's a thug too. Picking up co-eds with his Hawaiian shirts and sh*t. Hypocrite.

SR: A question I feel tells you a lot about a person: What's your dream job? National syndication? A TV gig? A Grant-Napear-like existence?

TM: This is my dream job. I'll never leave it. SR: Well, that's it. Thanks for your time, Monty. TM: Whatever.

There you have it, my best impersonation of Tim Montemayor.

In all seriousness, we wish him all the luck in the world in St. Louis. We do also, however, hope the Cardinals suck greatly this season - not only for our selfish Orange-and-Blackish reasons, but so greater Missouri can feel Monty's wrath.

Go get 'em, angry man. Go get 'em.

0 recs  |  Comment 5 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

Haha
That was awesome!  And what made it even more hilarious was that I could actually hear him say those things.  LOL.

I couldn't stand him at first but then I got used to him.  

And you're a Giants fan?  Don't mean to turn this into a baseball blog, but I'm always ready for baseball talk.  :)

PS:  

GO A's!!!
GO KINGS!!!

by Krazy4Kings on Dec 15, 2005 3:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Entertaining, if nothing else.
On my way home after late nights, it was entertaining to listen to just to see if he would have an aneurysm on the air, if nothing else.

And, for the record: Matt Morris > Esteban Loaiza. And Mark Sweeney > Frank Thomas. Just so you know.

by Ziller on Dec 15, 2005 3:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, YOU started it
So here goes...

Morris might be better than Loaiza, but let's no forget that Loaiza will be replacing the A's #5 starter in the rotation.  Morris will be the Giants #2, IF Schmidt returns to being Jason Schmidt.  Or is just sour grapes that he chose the A's over the Giants?  

For the record, A's rotation > Giants.

Frank Thomas is not an Oakland Athletic yet.  And even if he is, he will be DHing, and Dan Johnson (or Nick Swisher) will be the A's starting 1B.  
Swish or DJ > Mark Sweeney.

BTW, for what it's worth, the Giants are my NL team.  I root for them 156 times a year.  No prizes for guessing the six times when I DON'T root for them.  ;-)

And really, is Sweeney (and not Mike) an upgrade over JT Snow?  I'm not so sure.  Maybe I'm just sad that they let him go.  He was one of my favorite players.  

I can't wait until baseball season starts!!!  :D

Back to the topic... GO KINGS!

GO KINGS!!!

by Krazy4Kings on Dec 15, 2005 6:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MB, Rotations and Sweeney
The Sweeney thing was a complete joke. Kinda like the signing.

The A's do have a better staff top to bottom. But Lowry and Cain are no slouches.

Poor Dan Johnson. Swisher ain't going anywhere, so I think DJ will be the odd man out.

I say the Gents take 4 out of 6 against the Eh's this season.

by Ziller on Dec 15, 2005 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

More baseball talk... yay! :)
Some quick thoughts:

You like the Sweeney signing?  But what about JT?  I can't believe they let him go!  And what about Lance Niekro?  Looks like the Giants aren't sold on him yet.  Even if they're not convinced that Neikro is a starting 1B in the MLB yet, they could have kept JT around.  It's not like he was complaining last season when he was benched in favor or Neikro.

I really like Cain and Lowry.  Lowry really struggled in the early part of last season but he really got some things together and showed down the stretch that his rookie season was not an aberration.  And I like Cain too, I'm not expecting greatness from him (at least not right away).  He is just a 20 year old kid who will have his ups and downs.  

Overall, yeah, the A's do have a better rotation and that was my original point.  :-D

And about Swish and DJ.  I'm really anxious to see what exactly happens.  Billy loves Swisher and we all know that.  Maybe this is unfair, but from what I saw from those two in their rookie seasons, I think DJ will be a better hitter than Swish.  Just my thoughts.  

The Milton deal opens up a lot of possibilities.  What happens to Payton and/or Kielty now?  Payton was not a happy camper in Boston when he was not getting enough ABs and that was why he was traded to Oakland.  I wonder how he will react if he is benched and we have an OF of Kotsay, Bradley, and Swisher.  If Swish is moved to 1B, does that mean DJ becomes our full time DH?  That doesn't exactly thrill me.  And what happens IF we also sign Frank Thomas?  I'd hate to see DJ be the odd man out.

Wow.  Way too many questions.  All I can do is wait and see.  Never a boring moment with this team.  

Oh, and as a Giants fan, you should be happy that the Dodgers got fleeced in the Bradley deal.  Billy Beane is a genius.  This deal started off as Zito for Bradley and then it turned into Saarloos + minor leaguer for Bradley.  It ended up being a AA prospect (although a good one) for Bradley + Perez (who should also be a good addition to the A's).

And the Giants taking 4/6 from the A's next season?  I don't think so.  

Ok, now I'm in full baseball mode.  But YOU started it!  :)

GO KINGS!!!

by Krazy4Kings on Dec 15, 2005 7:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to Sactown Royalty, the best community of Sacramento Kings fans in the universe. That's not my opinion; it's scientific fact.
Start posting about the Kings »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

200751153242283_small
That was then...
Spaceshaolinninja_small
NCAA Hoops Preview from the Kings' Perspective
Zebulon_small
Jason Thompson, Foul Machine
Eastern_logs_small
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Week 3
Old_logo_gif_small
Pookeyguru's Salary Cap FAQ

Recent FanPosts

Eastern_logs_small
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Week 4
Tyreke_yahoo_small
The League is Catching Up to Jason Thompson
Small
Spencer Hawes's failing grade
Small
Searching for a backup center
Small
If the Kings Lose Tonight it's All My Fault...
S5000963_small
Break Down of New Possible Trade
___small
Kings Remain Active in Trade Talks

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Local Sponsors


Editor

Loofie_small Ziller

Joe_kleine_small section214

Associate Editor

Coachie_small rbiegler

Authors

Banana2_small Exhibit G