Kings 2006/2007 drinking game!

Since the season has taken a decided turn for the worst with Muss blaming himself, Petrie blaming Muss, Bibby blaming Martin,  the Maloof's blaming Muss, Ron Artest blaming the giant penguin, the Poodle blaming talent (or lack of), the players blaming Muss, Brad blaming gravity,  and Tim Hardaway blaming gays, I thought of a great way to watch the Kings and still get some enjoyment out of the season:

The Kings 2006/2007 drinking game!

This is not for the faint of heart, and if you do this at a bar and wake up with a whale, you cannot blame me.

1 Drink:
-Bibby misses a three
-Artest goes one-on-one
-Brad get burned on defense
-Kenny Thomas makes a turnover
-Francisco Garcia makes a huge defensive play

2 Drinks:
-Bibby misses a three after starting 1/5 from the field or less
-Artest goes one-on-three or more
-Brad gets dunked on
-Kenny Thomas scores

3 Drinks:
-Bibby misses a three in a quarter Kevin Martin has scored 10 or more points in
-Ron Artest takes a shot in a quarter that Kevin Martin has scored 10 or more in
-Brad Miller blocks a shot

Finish your beer:
-Mike Bibby has more shot attempts than Kevin Martin
-Ron Artest has more shot attempts than Kevin Martin
-Kenny Thomas playes more than 15 minutes
-Third quarter
-Lose in overtime
-Every time you yell at the Kings to get the ballboy off the court, until you realize its Coach Muss