Sactown Royalty: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Beyond The Boxscore's Week 17 MLB Power Rankings

Dr. Ron gives some advice...

I guess you can throw Ron Artest in the same category as Dr. Phil.  

"Ron, I'm thinking about popping the question to my girl. How should I do it?" - Calvin

Ron says, "First you gotta have sex one last time, you know, and tell her you love her. You should probably take her out to a simple dinner, nothing too crazy. Keep it simple, because a lady is looking for the little things. If she wants to be with you forever, she'll like that."

You can read his entire advice column here...
http://dimemag.com/2007/02/28/ask-ron-ron/

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

0 recs  |  Comment 1 comment |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

Re: Dr. Ron gives some advice...
Oh dear.

Why do I feel like an odd moral reject in that there's still that whole marriage before sex thing? Geez.

Dr. Ron > Dr. Ruth?

Kings-obsessed. A's obsessed. More ramblings: louisgray.com

by louismg on Mar 2, 2007 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to Sactown Royalty, the best community of Sacramento Kings fans in the universe. That's not my opinion; it's scientific fact.
Start posting about the Kings »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

Connect_with_facebook

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

37265_920115359341_6001875_49556657_5845918_n_small
The Long Road Back to Relevance: Sacramento Kings
Jeremy_roenick_small
OT: Pickup Basketball Guy
Haters_small
The Asinine Offseason Thread IV - A New Hope
Basketball_small
Who's the Hottest Basketball Player of All?
Dmc_small
Who would you protect?

Recent FanPosts

C60c734c2af77ad6fb2a7cc4f3254efe-getty-90957467eg007_anaheim_ducks_small
Trip to SacTown
My_bread_2
Where do you want the Kings to be next May?
Small
JR Smith, Marcus Thornton and 2011
Small
Why not Shannon Brown??
1180217288nba_28_small
The Case for a Roger Mason Jr as a FA signing

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Local Sponsors

SBNation.com Recent Stories

 LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh of the Miami Heat speak after being introduced to fans during a welcome party at American Airlines Arena on July 9 2010 in Miami Florida.  (Photo by Doug Benc/Getty Images)

How Good Will LeBron James And The Miami Heat Be In 2011? Hint: Very Good

Lorenzen Wright 
(Getty Images) +7 updates

Lorenzen Wright's Body Found In Memphis, Police Conduct Homicide Investigation

Chris Paul LeBron James

'The Miami Model': Why Greed Is Good, And The NBA's Superteam Era Will Be Great

More from SBNation.com >


Editor

Loofie_small Ziller

Joe_kleine_small section214

Associate Editor

Coachie_small rbiegler

Banana2_small Exhibit G

Boogie_happy_small Aykis16