I guess you can throw Ron Artest in the same category as Dr. Phil.
"Ron, I'm thinking about popping the question to my girl. How should I do it?" - Calvin
Ron says, "First you gotta have sex one last time, you know, and tell her you love her. You should probably take her out to a simple dinner, nothing too crazy. Keep it simple, because a lady is looking for the little things. If she wants to be with you forever, she'll like that."
You can read his entire advice column here...