This is a guarantee of a trade involving some existing frontcourt players, right? Right?

If not, we will have two 31-year-old handicapped hippotami, two 30-year-old clumsy giraffes, a 23-year-old kangaroo on crack, and a 19-year-old rhinocerabbit competing for minutes.

I really hope Geoff Petrie's batphone is ringing off the hook... and he's answering it.

(Many thanks to CrownUs93 for the great line.)