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The NBA's All-Hyphy Team

[From the diaries. M1LK5H4K3 says the Drew Gooden-to-Golden State rumor kicked off this thought train, so I should mention I've found a way in which the Warriors landing Gooden is great for the Kings. I'm a dreamer, what can I say. - TZ]

We already have the All-Star team, the All-NBA team, the All-Defensive team, but I think there is room enough for one more: The All-Hyphy team. While Drew Gooden's ducktail isn't traditionally hyphy in the sense of dreads, I'll allow him in based on a loose grasp of the culture. Your All-Hyphy starting five:

PG - Baron Davis
Boom Dizzle sounds like a rap lyric as it is, and that burly beard shows that he knows how to get dumb.

SG - Smush Parker
He is allegedly a 'one', but not fooling me. The grill he rocks assures him a spot.

SF - Mickael Gelabale
Shake them Dreads. He has little offensive game, but getting hyphy shouldn't offend anyone.

PF - Drew Gooden
The combination of his ducktail and the fact that he yells YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII after every basket he scores puts him in. Plus, they need some rebounding.

C - Ronny Turiaf
YouTube 'Ronny Turiaf Hyphy' and this becomes self explanatory.

[Note: Objectionable language and seizure-causing visuals. - TZ]

Post your line-ups or bench suggestions in the comments.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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