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Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes

What was the craziest thing you ate over there?

"I ate ostrich [testicles], I think!"


Lots of good stuff in the interview by Andrew Nicholson of the Kings.com blog, including this key lesson about the disposition of primates.

"Some monkeys are nice. Some monkeys will attack you."

Jane Goodall is rolling over in her bamboo shrine inside a sub-Saharan cave where monkeys and their primate brethen such as oranguatans and chimpanzees stand watchful guard, as the British do at Buckingham Palace grave. (Wait, she's still alive? Nevermind.)

Seriously, though: Kudos to Ron. Many, many NBA players do stuff like this in the summer (Kevin Martin is leaving on a Basketball Without Borders trip in a few weeks), but Ron made time for a second trip, this time to Honduras. He may be a black hole, he may be borderline insane. But he's trying to do something right, and he should be commended. Even if he likes to eat ostrich balls.

UPDATE: The worldly J.C. Ness takes Andrew and Ron to task for their respective lack of Kenya knowledge. Am I slow because I breezed through the interview without sneezing at the (now obviously questionable) misfirings? No, I'm just easily distracted by shiny things ostrich balls.

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Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
I think it was Kusian that said that Ron's not a bad guy, he's just crazy.
My only real issue with Artest is a product of the following factors:
1 - He is a value at $7.8 million this year.
2 - He is almost a lock to opt out of his $8.4 million for next year.
3 - It is very likely that at least 1 of the other 29 NBA teams would offer him a multi-year deal if he opts out at the end of the season.
4 - He still has not gone a year without some sort of drama that impacts his on court availability, including the upcoming season (1st 7 games, hello).
So, if you're the Kings, would you feel comfortable extending Ron-Ron for 3-5 years? My opinion (worth less than 2 cents on open NASDAQ trading today) is no. It does not mean that we have to give him away, as he will almost assuredly be gone at the end of the season. But if a trade comes along offering young talent and/or draft picks I think you have to take it, as the history on Artest makes it impossible to invest in him.
There is a lot to like (and not like) about Ron Artest. But I think that the Kings will have to cut ties with him as opposed to taking a serious financial risk on him.
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by section214 on Aug 16, 2007 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Next time Ron-Ron is in Pismo Beach, he needs to go here:

http://www.mclintocks.com/menus/index.asp

I lived there for a year, and was never drunk enough to try these - how much alcohol is required to put a guy in the mood to eat testicles?

by otis29 on Aug 16, 2007 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Yeah, Otis?  Could you take the next couple of plays off?  You know, stop posting for awhile?

Thanks!

by bballblog on Aug 16, 2007 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Yep, never did figure out how my Pops could eat that stuff. That, and these too:

http://www.joejosts.com/menu.php

Second item listed under "Other Items".  When he visits SoCal, he usually buys a big jar of them. When I was a kid, he's store them in our outside fridge - it looked like a jar you'd see in the autopsy room. Eggs and peppers soaking in a slightly greenish, foul smelling liquid...yummy!

by otis29 on Aug 16, 2007 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Ron Artest, a pair of ostrich nuts, and an antisocial monkey walk into a bar and ....
Damn you Robert Horry!!!

by chupacabra on Aug 16, 2007 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Hey I know this one!

They all say "ouch" right??

by otis29 on Aug 16, 2007 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
how could you not want such a worldy ambassador on your team?
Whether your dominating the playground, the last one to leave the gym, or your big time like Mike Bibby...

by CrownUs93 on Aug 16, 2007 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Especially if you like your ambassadors on the crazy side?

(oh wait....he's not crazy....he just needs more therapy...or maybe new meds.)

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda

by Rhondda Nunes on Aug 16, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Meds don't work. They just delay the inenvitable reaction.
I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Aug 19, 2007 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree....
I can think of more than a few examples where meds work very well, actually.Not to say meds alone are the answer without therapy used in conjunction with said meds....

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda

by Rhondda Nunes on Aug 20, 2007 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Some days the best part of being a Kings fan is being able to bask in the glory of a Ron Artest quote.
In Geoff we trust...

by Exhibit G on Aug 16, 2007 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
That's not a monkey attack. That's called tresspassing.

by cwebb on Aug 16, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
"Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"

Yeah, I know it's not even close to relevant but all this monkey talk led my mind straight to Ricky Bobby...shows you just how immature, unfocused, and truly bored I am at 8:38 AM.

by Kusian on Aug 17, 2007 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
I'm that way all day, Kusian.  I literally have acted like Ron Burgundy in front of other supervisors.

I'm waiting to act like Ricky Bobby though, cause I don't have the accent down yet.

by bballblog on Aug 17, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Ron-Ron Just Knows What He Likes
Ah yes, Ron Burgundy.  "Sixty percent of the time it works every time."

by Kusian on Aug 17, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

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