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The Great White Hibachi.

I've been saying things along this line for years now. Ask your favorite urbanite, and mostly likely they will tell you the same thing. There's a reason city-dwellers don't go out to the wilderness.

I still haven't stopped laughing.

From the grill of the Hibachi...

"There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you're making a weird face as you're reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We're humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you're swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that's called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack. Now, if you're chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it's like, "There have been 10 shark attacks," I'm like, "Hey, for real?! They're just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don't live underwater."

Hahahahahaha!

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Re: The Great White Hibachi.
He stole it from a Ian Edwards (Bad Boys of Comedy) Bit.

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2007/08/gilberts_a_plagiarist.html

Q: Why must Gilbert Arenas join SB Nation?

A: He plagiarizes too!

What, not funny?  Come on!

Bullets Forever, your Washington Wizards blog

by Mike Prada on Aug 2, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Great White Hibachi.
Awwww. I USED to like Gilbert Arenas. That changes everything. Oh well, whattya gonna do.  

by Mityt on Aug 2, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Great White Hibachi.
Maybe he was "quoting."  I dunno, lets hope so.

by Mityt on Aug 2, 2007 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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