The Media Guide Curse?
What a difference a year makes...
I was going through my drawer of Kings crap the other night and I was drawn to the cover of last year's media guide. There were four guys that made up the cover:
Brad Miller Check that - World Team participant Brad Miller. Just a few months earlier Miller was wildly cheered at ARCO as it was announced that he would be representing the old red, white and blue. The crisp passing, the selflessness, the blue collar play, the bullseye shooting stroke. Yep, it was high time that the rest of the world found out what we already knew - Brad Miller is a stud!
Ron Artest The guy that took an 18-26 squad and turned it into a playoff team. Hell, he even got Adelman interested in defense, right? How good would we be with Ron-Ron for a whole season? And I'm telling you, he's maturing...
Mike Bibby You mean soon to be all star Mike Bibby, biatch. This is going to be his team this year. He's playing defense in the pre-season, pal. He even tweaked his wrist a little trying to steal a pass, but I'm sure it's no big deal. Now we just need the right guy to bring it all together...
Eric Musselman Brilliant! The wunderkind young coach with a penchant for defense and hard nosed play. The DUI thing? Hey everybody drives drunk. Some of us are just unlucky and get caught. But did you see the way the team stood behind E-Muss at the press conference? Solidarity and chemistry, baby. This is going to be sweet.
Not pictured was Kevin Martin. But hey, he's just a kid and the cover of the media guide is not just given to you. You have to earn it.
So it's less than a year later and the general consensus is that two of the three pictured players are overpaid, two of the three pictured players can't/won't play defense, two of the three pictured players don't get along, and all three pictured players need to be dealt. We may have missed the mark a little on E-Muss, too.
There's a little poll below. I have a pretty good idea whose going to win this, but given the passion of some the trade conversations I am curious to see the numbers.
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This feels more like a 35 win team to me, but I'm guessing they will be more entertaining on the floor. The West hasn't gotten any easier, and we have a new coach trying to pick up the pieces of last year's disaster. .500 is pretty damn optimistic.
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Simple as that.
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by thekangarooster on Aug 24, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
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Fingers are firmly crossed.....
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Pessimist - They'll finish 13th.
Realist - They'll finish 10th.
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I voted Muss. Starting off the season with a DUI? Handcuffing your best offensive weapon? Contributing to the team chemistry problems you should be working to fix? Yeah, you suck buddy.
You know what's missing from that picture? Mike's wrist wrap, Ron's handcuffs, Brad's street clothes and Muss' breathalyzer. Photoshop, here I come.
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by rimrock101 @ Sactown Royalty on Aug 24, 2007 9:45 AM PDT reply actions
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by NYCFan @ Sactown Royalty on Aug 24, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
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by NYCFan @ Sactown Royalty on Aug 24, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions

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