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The Media Guide Curse?

What a difference a year makes...

I was going through my drawer of Kings crap the other night and I was drawn to the cover of last year's media guide. There were four guys that made up the cover:

Brad Miller Check that - World Team participant Brad Miller. Just a few months earlier Miller was wildly cheered at ARCO as it was announced that he would be representing the old red, white and blue. The crisp passing, the selflessness, the blue collar play, the bullseye shooting stroke. Yep, it was high time that the rest of the world found out what we already knew - Brad Miller is a stud!

Ron Artest The guy that took an 18-26 squad and turned it into a playoff team. Hell, he even got Adelman interested in defense, right? How good would we be with Ron-Ron for a whole season? And I'm telling you, he's maturing...

Mike Bibby You mean soon to be all star Mike Bibby, biatch. This is going to be his team this year. He's playing defense in the pre-season, pal. He even tweaked his wrist a little trying to steal a pass, but I'm sure it's no big deal. Now we just need the right guy to bring it all together...

Eric Musselman Brilliant! The wunderkind young coach with a penchant for defense and hard nosed play. The DUI thing? Hey everybody drives drunk. Some of us are just unlucky and get caught. But did you see the way the team stood behind E-Muss at the press conference? Solidarity and chemistry, baby. This is going to be sweet.

Not pictured was Kevin Martin. But hey, he's just a kid and the cover of the media guide is not just given to you. You have to earn it.

So it's less than a year later and the general consensus is that two of the three pictured players are overpaid, two of the three pictured players can't/won't play defense, two of the three pictured players don't get along, and all three pictured players need to be dealt. We may have missed the mark a little on E-Muss, too.

There's a little poll below. I have a pretty good idea whose going to win this, but given the passion of some the trade conversations I am curious to see the numbers.

Poll
More Than Anyone, He Killed Us!!!
Mike Bibby
104 votes
Eric Musselman
232 votes
Brad Miller
219 votes
Ron Artest
214 votes

769 votes | Poll has closed

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Re: The Media Guide Curse?
That's a tough one.  I picked Muss, but Artest and Miller are nearly as guilty.  I don't expect the team to improve under Theus.

by Carl on Aug 23, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Just to clarify, it's not that I think Reggie won't be a good coach.  It's that you can't make great art out of poo.

by Carl on Aug 23, 2007 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
I don't expect a huge turnaround, but I'm certainly willing to bet that their record improves.  I don't think that either Brad or Mike will be as bad as last season.  Ron-Ron, despite being nuts, played well last year. (Yes, I know he takes bad shots, but you have to admit that the guy is freakin' good. Let's hope he decides to play team ball this year.) Kevin and Cisco will only get better. I think they are a .500 team.

by Kusian on Aug 23, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Man, I hope you're right - I'd turn cartwheels if this squad finishes around the .500 mark.

This feels more like a 35 win team to me, but I'm guessing they will be more entertaining on the floor. The West hasn't gotten any easier, and we have a new coach trying to pick up the pieces of last year's disaster.  .500 is pretty damn optimistic.

by otis29 on Aug 24, 2007 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Either make the playoffs or contend for OJ Mayo.

Simple as that.

Time to blow 'em up, boyz.

by kingme18 on Aug 24, 2007 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

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And by "OJ Mayo" I hope you meant "Derrick Rose."

by Tom Ziller on Aug 24, 2007 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

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I don't think we want a punk like OJ Mayo.  Skills yes, but no thank you.

by thekangarooster on Aug 24, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Yeah, I'm an optimist by nature. But, I really think that it is unlikely that Brad and Mike will both suck again.  And I think Ron is going to act more like his first year due to all the scrutiny. Let's just pray that Moore and Williams really help our defensive rebounding.  And hopefully Reggie insists that Brad remember that he is 7' and 260 and really ought not get pushed out of the post by every center in the League.

Fingers are firmly crossed.....

by Kusian on Aug 24, 2007 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Optimist - They'll finish 7th.
Pessimist - They'll finish 13th.
Realist - They'll finish 10th.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Aug 24, 2007 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Artest is mainly a great player when he is the star of the show. When he falls back and lets others do the work his stat line is usually 10 pts, 3 boards, 2 assists, 1 steal. He is not a great TEAM player.
He can shoot, and he looks great in a suit. Hey, everybody - It's REGGIE TIME!

by dalt99 on Aug 24, 2007 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Brilliant post. I'm guessing that media guide cover isn't getting framed at the old team headquarters any time soon...

I voted Muss. Starting off the season with a DUI? Handcuffing your best offensive weapon? Contributing to the team chemistry problems you should be working to fix? Yeah, you suck buddy.

You know what's missing from that picture? Mike's wrist wrap, Ron's handcuffs, Brad's street clothes and Muss' breathalyzer. Photoshop, here I come.

by Tom Ziller on Aug 24, 2007 6:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Also, kind-of a far cry from this one, no? Even with two repeated faces...

by Tom Ziller on Aug 24, 2007 6:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Pretty tough poll but i picked Muss also.

by rimrock101 @ Sactown Royalty on Aug 24, 2007 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
I picked Brad Miller for this reason. Brad's health means more to the team than the ineptness of Musselman. So in a way, and Musselman deserved to not be retained, Musselman is spared only by B52's inability to work harder to stay healthy through the season. Brad was healthy and the Kings make the playoffs (gut feeling).
I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Aug 24, 2007 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Miller didn't choose to be injured. Musselman chose to be an idiot and get a DUI in preseason.

by Tom Ziller on Aug 24, 2007 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Miller's injuries had the biggest impact. Musselman's DUI ensured that his inability to command respect was cemented and sealed his failure once the injures/problems came.
I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Aug 24, 2007 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

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And while I agree it's stupid I can't tell you how many cars I've seen (at 1-3am) with people being busted on the sidewalk for just that very thing. It's a culture issue and not just a stupid action on 1 individual's part.
I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Aug 24, 2007 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
Preventing Plantar Fascitis, I think, oen to stay in good shape, as most chronic injuries do. So while I would not put all the blame on Miller I would put some. He isn't the guy from the Shaq video anymore.

by NYCFan @ Sactown Royalty on Aug 24, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The Media Guide Curse?
oen=one needs

by NYCFan @ Sactown Royalty on Aug 24, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

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The poll is up over 440 votes?!? Are Miller, Artest, Bibby and E-Muss all on line repeatedly voting against each other?
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Aug 25, 2007 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

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How is Artest right up there with Mussleman and Miller? He may have shot a bit too much but he gave great effort and played very good defense, which was something that 11 other guys on the team didn't do. The dog thing and domestic abuse things were distractions, but it's not like our team was going anywhere at that point. Miller was horrible last year, and Mussleman lost the team before the year started.

by coachtheus on Aug 25, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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