Blaaargh

Mike Bibby can fix a lot of things: Your three-point shooting numbers, a leaky faucet, a neat martini.

But Mike Bibby cannot fix your defense.

       ORtg   eFG%
ORL    112.4   .520
MEM    114.1   .601
IND    114.4   .544
DAL    125.0   .643
TOR    126.1   .591

Egads.

In brighter news, Spencer Hawes has no hair.

The world is a better place tonight. Thank you, Demon Barber of Toronto.

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