Soon, The Last Remaining Threads Holding Isiah Thomas' Brain Together Will Snap
We can make a difference. For example:
"Ron Artest is the greatest NBA player I've ever seen!"
"Ron Artest makes a terrific quiche!"
"When Francisco Garcia got a floor burn against Phoenix, Ron Artest walked over and touched Garcia's bleeding knee. The wound immediately healed, and Garcia used his new-found powers from the fingers of Ron to score 30 points."
Do it, Isiah. Do it.
Your ringing endorsements of Ron-Ron in the comments.
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Artest
Ron Artest, where amazing happens! Do it Isiah!
by kingme on Jan 2, 2008 10:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Good Will Officer
by section214 on Jan 2, 2008 10:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ron Ron
-The chief export of Ron Artest is Pain.
-Ron Artest has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Ron Artest 3. Cancer
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ron Artest.
-Ron Artest doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ron Artest has allowed to live.
-Ron Artest does not sleep. He waits.
-Ron Artest is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Ron Artest is the reason why Waldo is hiding
-When Ron Artest does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Ron Artest is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Ron Artest' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Ron Artest doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Ron Artest can slam a revolving door.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Rontatorship.
by kingsfaninjapan on Jan 2, 2008 11:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I take it
by Hoops916 on Jan 2, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
basically...
by kingsfaninjapan on Jan 2, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's True!
by section214 on Jan 2, 2008 11:24 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
In Ron's eyes
The light, the heat
In Ron's eyes
I am complete
In Ron's eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In Ron's eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In Ron's eyes
I see the light and the heat
In Ron's eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in Ron's eyes
by Exhibit G on Jan 2, 2008 11:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Every Time
by section214 on Jan 2, 2008 12:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Haven't heard the surgeon's name operating on Ron?
by Grant Napears Taint on Jan 2, 2008 12:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought
PS~ "The real G. N. is such a douche at the bar he orders vinegar and water...
...such a bitch he grew six nipples and (L.) Ron's wife still won't feed him.
by Psychrates on Jan 2, 2008 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY.
by seth on Jan 2, 2008 1:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have David Lee's face tattoed on my ass
by seth on Jan 2, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ron ron
by Muff209 on Jan 2, 2008 2:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
(L.)Ron and the triple-double...
10 Championship predictions
10 assault cases
Did I mention Ron's my fav. player on the team, yet he looks as if he's going to eat you every night? THAT'S the kinda player I love.
by Psychrates on Jan 2, 2008 3:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If the Knicks want Artest,
by Psychrates on Jan 2, 2008 3:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He's a leader
by Kfan in Korea on Jan 2, 2008 4:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ron Artest would have fed his dogs,
Ron Artest is without sin. That is why he cast the first stone... on his wife.
Ron always leaves for Caesar what belongs to Caesar. That's why he loves the Kings: he gets to stay at the Palms, and his disgust of the "Palace".
(those first two are really evil. I actually like Ron, and thinks he gets unfairly obliterated in the media)
by iashwash on Jan 2, 2008 7:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ron Artest is not a great rapper...
After he gets up in the morning...he calls Spike Lee to tell him about what he needs to do to improve his directing....Just to be helpfull.
& just in time for lunch; he burns extra calories by bench pressing nate Robenson, Zeke & Starbury all at the same time. He is the 9th wonder of the world but no-one knows this because he's a modest guy & hates to brag.
by Rhondda Nunes on Jan 2, 2008 7:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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