Sactown Royalty Midseason Awards

The season is 41 games done. By blog law (which is sort-of like shariah law, but different), we are required to assess the first half of 2007-08.

The big award -- First Half MVP -- will be decided by you, the voters. The poll will close Monday afternoon. It's on the right side of the main page. Just know that every time you vote for someone other than Kenny Thomas, a puppy in heaven gets kicked by St. John the Apostle.

For the remaining awards, however, I'll make some executive decisions. Feel free to call me names in the comments section.

BEST DECISION REGARDING HAIR

Previous winner: Etchings by Ron Artest.
2007-08 Runners-up: John Salmons' beard removal, Spencer Hawes' shaved head.

2007-08 First Half Winner: 'Braid' Miller

If you are a big-ass white dude who kills a tin of Copenhagen before every game and you get cornrows, you win Best Decision Regarding Hair. Every time.


BEST DUNK

Previous winner: Ronnie Price over Carlos Boozer
2007-08 Runners-up: Brad Miller on Darko, Mikki Moore on everyone in the league

2007-08 First Half Winner: DAHNTAY. JONES.

I'm sorry, but. Oh my. Good god.


ALLEGED CRIMINAL ACTIVITY OF THE (HALF) YEAR

Previous winner: Eric Musselman's DUI
2007-08 Runner-up: Minority owner Bob Hernreich getting pinched for domestic abuse.

2007-08 First Half Winner: Justin Williams' menage a trois. (Was there ever a question?)


BEST MEDIA MOMENT

Previous winner: Kenny Thomas arguing with Grant Napear on KHTK
2007-08 Runners-up: F.P Santangelo named in the Mitchell Report, Marty McNeal's anonymous busboy sources.

2007-08 First Half Winner: 'Peaches' Napear.

OH BOY!



(Okay, what did I miss?)

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