Attention Idiots; Idiots, Your Attention Please

I hate to repeat myself, but ... there will be none of the following:

* If you come here to pick a fight, you will be banned. No one in the world has time for you, so go away.

* From this point forward, if you use a derogatory word concerning a person's sexual orientation, you will be banned. We've had two instances of non-troll StR members drop the three- or six-letter f-word in recent days. Unacceptable. Consider it the same as the n-word, which is ultrainstaban worthy.

* If you post a moronic FanPost telling us, Kings fans, that Monta Ellis is better than Kevin Martin all while bolding letters in your diatribe to spell out "Suck a dick Kings fans" ... well then OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FREAKING CLEVER NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF INTERNET GENIUS YOU BIG MAN YOU DIDN'T THAT FEEL GREAT WHEN YOU GOT ONE OVER ON SOME COMPLETE STRANGERS WHO YOU DON'T KNOW FROM ADAM FOR NO REASON WHO CARES IF THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO DESERVE YOUR GENIUS YOU WILL SHOW IT TO THEM ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE A GREAT CLEVER INTERNET HERO OF SORTS YOU KNOW THEY JUST MIGHT MAKE YOU A WIKIPEDIA PAGE SOMEDAY BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FREAKING CLEVER ENOUGH TO STRATEGICALLY HIGHLIGHT SPECIFIC LETTERS TO SPELL OUT AN INSULT THAT POST MIGHT REVOLUTIONIZE INTERNET DISCOURSE FOR THE REST OF HISTORY THEY COULD BUILD A STATUE OF YOU SOMEDAY YOU CLEVER CLEVER MAN IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER THAT THE 10 MINUTES YOU SPENT ON BEING AWESOME AND CLEVER WAS ERASED BY ONE CLICK OF THE MOUSE BY THE NAZI SITE EDITOR WHO IS TOO INSECURE TO LET YOU BE YOU AND DO WHAT YOU DO NEVER MIND HE CAN TAKE YOUR STAGE BUT HE CAN NEVER TAKE YOUR FREEDOM CLEVER GENIUS STRATEGIC BOLDER MAN. Also, if you do something like that, you're banned.

*Basically, idiots, just stop being idiots. It might be hard. It might hurt a little. Going cold turkey on the idiocy, man, it can give you the shakes. But just chew on some hard candy, take a deep breath, and let go of the idiocy. Us non-idiots will appreciate it,  and the world will be a better place for it.

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