GAME 67 vs Golden State, Preview & Game Thread

No Beno

No win. (Not that I liked our chances anyway.)

by Kusian on Mar 18, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The NBA

Where "You really shouldn't place bets this season" happens.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We wuz wrong, AJ was rejuvinated

AJ's Hollinger PER=35.9 for the game. WTF?
Just an amazing game for the Kings, GSW weren't playing soft, just off and the Kings took advantage.

Double double. According to Hollinger's PER stats the five Kings starters were 5 of the 6 best players in the game. B-diddy was #3.

Wow.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Total onslaughts like this

Make you mad about all the other craptastic games this season.

I love it when the Kings play spoiler though. Let's get 'er done.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AJ

Anthony Johnson, the Kings starting point guard.

I'm graduating from the fifth grade again!

Much nostalgia.

The NBA Lottery: Where fans turning against their favorite team happens.

by kingme18 on Mar 18, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ah-

The last time AJ started for us the team went 27-55, losing 26 of their last 29 and 18 of their last 19. Good times.

I may need to poke a whole in a piece of cardboard or wear welding goggles when I go to the game tonight, as staring directly at this game might harm my eyesight.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 18, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

#9 spot

Here we come!

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

never underestimate the power of beetlejuice...

it takes at least some talent to be considered the worst player ever to score 40 or more points in a playoff game.

There is proof of this unbelievable occurrence:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200605040IND.html

"I think the Shaq trade will be the biggest mistake since movie execs cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze based on box office reputation"

by CrownUs93 on Mar 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Holy shit

That's amazing. I'm not even mad. That's ridiculous. I was wondering how he got his contract.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just imagine if he hit the other 4 FT's?

The world woulda fallen off it's axis sir.

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was a senior in HS that year

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe

Ron will play the point tonight. I'm sure he'll get some cracks at covering Davis.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 18, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Must reach...

>.<

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

100 Posts ...

;p

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

or absent "Fans"

:D

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

will complain.

Go Kings!

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

iawash

wants his chalupas. It looks like it's up to you to make him happy!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and 27FreeThrows complained about the TOR

thread.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its true!

I did. Go Kings!

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude,

did you just call me a "fan"?

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude

you totally instigated this thread, now own it!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Owning it,

I'm on a mission to get to a hundred, to make up for my "fan"-liness.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Owning your chalupas!

Now, enjoy them! You've earned them in this thread.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stop flaming game thread's

That's my job.

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

just poking fun at you and 27FTs for not posting in the game thread, but complaining about lack of posts.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahaha

I know, I wasn't really offended - it's just funny that to be called a fan is a compliment, but to be called a "fan" is an insult.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I did post in the game thread (yes, just once) but it was from my iPhone, at a softbal tournament. Sounds like I missed an awesome game though, I actually like reading through your comments, it gives me an idea of the game flow.

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 18, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well,

we wanted to see the kids get more time, looks like we got our wish. Go Kings Kids!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Not sure how AJ starting

is good for the kids, but we should see SWill and Q a bit more than usual. Go Kids.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AJ's

been surprisingly solid.

A couple of fun alley-oops to Martin towards the end of the 2nd. Fun!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kings 1st 3 baskets

3 assists for AJ.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

GS up 12-9

Lot of layups for the other home team.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

3 early fouls on Jackson

2 on Biedrins. 3 to go in 1st. 21-21

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is this thing on?

~crickets~

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Martin got hit in the face

going for a board. Appears to be OK. Artest talking trash with W's fans, he already has one T

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Kevin stays in the Game, was poked in the eye

5 chances on offense for Kings. Up 52-51 3 to go in 1st half

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Alley-oops fest

Martin has 21 AJ has 7 assists

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Kings up 61-57 at the half

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you watching this?

Or are you following it online? I hope you can see this, because this first half has been a heck of a lot more entertaining than I expected based on the late injuries reported today.

Shelden had a couple of exciting moves in his minutes. Splitting a double team with a huge first step and an assist to Martin in a scrum.

So, far I've yelled out loud four times, twice for Shelden and twice for the AJ to Martin connect.

Based on the entertainment level in the first half, I'll hold back on my grumbles. For now.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Online :(

they show 1-2 games a week here. Have only had the Kings on once, the loss in Boston.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So sorry

because this is almost as entertaining as their win over the Lakers.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you don't like this...

you don't like offense. Idiots. /end Peaches.

I had such low expectations for this game after the injuries to Hawes, Udrih, and Salmons were announced.

Well, Salmons is playing well off of the bench and AJ has been solid so far. Not many points for AJ but 7 assists so far at half time. Salmons hasn't made much of an impact but he's moving well.

Martin is aggressive, the kids are jumping for rebounds, Ron is tightly wound and could go either way, and Miller's been aggressive, as well.

Honestly, they've made more of a game of it than I expected. Unbelieveably, they have the lead at the half, they are obviously not going for tanking and as a fan, I appreciate it. Thank you, Kings.

I felt bad for Section214 for having tickets to this game but the fans are having a good time, it's been pretty freakin' loud during the first half. Now I am jealous instead. So far, so much fun.

As I said in an earlier post, I'll save my grumbles for later if they don't play this way in the second half.

Now, back to the game!

Iawash, I'm doing my best to earn you some chalupas and I never post during gametime.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm lovin it, too

Here for the 4th quarter push.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are late

for your own chalupa party!

Said with love.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Better late than never

Still need a few more for Chalupas, though. I got 30 seconds of gametime left.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

13 assists, 13 points

AJ's final numbers. Amazing. I forgot that he was such a good three point shooter.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

aj's ballin with 10 assists already. and we still got a little under a quarter and a half left!

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

GG just said Mikki is shooting

69% over last 7 games. :O

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ for Threeee!

he's 2/3 from downtown has a double double. Kings up by 19. 3:32 to go in the 3rd.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

mikki moore

anybody ever think he chose #33 because it looks like two sideways Ms? just a wild thought that crossed my mind...

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude

Pass that J, quit holdin' out

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cut him some slack...

...he is in Hawaii.

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 18, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sharing pot is universal dude

Most Hawaiian's are pot heads. There fan KFIH is holding out. (I submit this being a non-pothead.)

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AJ

Double double from AJ, awesome.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Mar 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ for another 3

and a double double, next trip down another assist to Martin.

And the Kings are up by 19! WTF? Who is this team?

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How the hell is this happening?

by thelettere on Mar 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Denver discovers

the perks of not trading for Artest.

by thelettere on Mar 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Eff Denver.

They had/have a legitimate chance at the playoffs this year, they should have bit on this trade.

I'm not a huge Artest fan, but he could have made the difference for them. Artest is a great teammate in his first 18-24 months on a team.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I gettin' that fo' sho'

For all the complaining we do (especially me) about us not trading Artest, can you imagine being a Nuggets fan? Your entire future is mortaged around winning with AI and 'Melo, and your team just wasted one of AI's few remaining years because they didnt want to give up a bench player that might develope in to a good player. I'd be pissed.

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 18, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't undrestand why Kleiza was the sticking

point in the trade. What does he bring to the table that Martin/Salmons/Garcia doesn't?

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kleiza

A little bit of size and the ability to play the 4, plus he's younger.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 19, 2008 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus

Linas Kleiza is a sexy name. Say it: "Klay-zaaa."

Sounds like the evil archenemy in some blockbuster. Genius.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 19, 2008 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Spoiler Alert!

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

"I think the Shaq trade will be the biggest mistake since movie execs cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze based on box office reputation"

by CrownUs93 on Mar 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like it when we make

Martin the focus of the offense. Been asking for it for 2-2 1/2 years. Glad so see it's possible. 19 shots 29 points for Kev.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

101-82 end of 3

40 point 3rd.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is INSANE

by thelettere on Mar 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Douby with the Dime!

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Cisco wit dat dunk!

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mikki with the great rebound (hands?!?!?!)

Then the turn-around midrange J (?!?!?!?!).

Seriously. Who are these people?

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, there's Artest.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Glad you're here for the stretch run

my typing fingers are tired. ;p

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

also the last one to get back on the break

and the foul on the prev possession. What's the deal Ronny?

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

udrih

is it udrih? he does shoot a lot more than what aj is tonight. then again, it is the warriors.

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

10-0 run by GS

suck it up Kings

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ahhh, the joys of bad Ron.

Theus is aaaaangry. And if Matt Barnes wasn't all hustle, I'd call it a cheap shot.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cheap shot by Barnes?

they show it on TV?

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yup

he was going for a steal and hit him in the nizzuts.

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Barnes was trying to make something out of nothing

and tapped AJ where-the-sun-don't shine trying to get a steal.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mikki More haz hands!

and Bradbaby doesn't!

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

what a craptacular performance by the kings

"I think the Shaq trade will be the biggest mistake since movie execs cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze based on box office reputation"

by CrownUs93 on Mar 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Good foul, Brad

AJ trying to be a hero.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

not that that's a bad thing

but poor execution all-around.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dear God,

He's doing it.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

6 1/2 mins gone in the 4th

might be time to put it in Kmart's hands for the 1st time in the 4th? Take a shot Kevin!

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dear God,

do not let them lose it now! Jesus.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

starting

to smell like a win again. Yay!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

mikki

it's hella fun to watch him dunk and get hyped.

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Matt Barnes is all hustle

You think he get's any money this off-season?

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah

dude is a hustler. his numbers are a lil down from last year though. his 3 pt. percentage dropped 7% too.

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know that's what the Dubs were worried about

That's why he only got the one-year deal this off-season, rather than the three-year 9 milly he was looking for. Plus, no other team is sure he'll fit in their system.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

barnes

i think he would fit in boston. all those hustlin' role players fit teams like that. the posey type.

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He'd be a nice fit in Utah too I believe

But I'm partial to Matty. I always knew he had a career in the L if he wanted one.

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like him too.

Local boy makes good. He plays with a lot of heart.

by Rhondda Nunes on Mar 19, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matty

should get paid.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

aj

11 pts., 12 asts. and 5 rebs! and he's playing that shane battier hand in the face d on davis!

...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Mar 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

twice in a row Kev lost it

tired legs? 4th quarter relapse? Loss of momentum? Trying too hard.

Oh shit. That three was nice. nevermind.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

...and then wastest another possession...

Keee-viiiiiin. No. Shakes index finger. No!

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, Mutumbo lite

Now, who wants to sex Iawash?

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sir, you win

comment of the day. I can't even comeback from that. Victory is yours.

I was originally going for a Family Guy reference.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sheesh,

it's only because you still want to know who wants to sex iashwash.

I am so sorry for completely misspelling your handle all night.

I don't watch Family Guy so that flew completely over my head.

And that should be either "Miss" or "Ms." to you, sir.

Ms. KK

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

woops

Consider my mistaken-sex fair exchange for minor misspellings - I should be the one apologizing profusely now. Sorry.

Mikki Moore in the skills challenge! - LPA

by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dammit I thought you were a dude too

This shit is getting annoying. Via the Kinks:

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola</diI met her in a club down in old Soho<br> Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

(I'm not saying anything about you KK. Just made me think of it.)

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This part of the song better says what I

wanted to say:

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Expressing oneself appropriately is difficult in the modern world. Oui!

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only pookey

I have no words but I'm laughing hard enough to bring tears to my eyes yet I'm bewildered at the same time.

How many beers had you consumed before typing?

I guess you mean my posts don't scream female?

No offense taken, you crack me up.

Cheers!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 19, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cmon Girls

Let's see your brackets. Show us what the ladies can do besides drink fine whine.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Girls and fine whine

I am no girl, nor do I see other girls posting on this site.

I am, as a friend likes to put it: A woman; good and grown. You may address me by my screen name or as either a woman or a lady.

If I wanted to put up a bracket, I would have done so already.

Unlike you, boy? I know my limitations and accept them. I don't post where I have no business posting. I don't follow college basketball closely enough to feel qualified to enter an NCAA tournament bracket. I have one team I follow loosely and I don't get to see them often enough to feel qualified to even enter a bracket for their conference.

You earned a lot of good will from users of this site by starting your Yahoo group, don't blow it all in one day by being a dick, again.

If you think you're playing all up on me, or you've gotten under my skin, think again. I've told you before, you tire me. You take away from my enjoyment of this site, but the good so far outweighs your B.S. that it's not even funny.

Now, get off my leg. I hate dogs that hump.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 19, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Normally putting CC in his place would be

enough for me, and I would enjoy the laughter and move on. However, given that my roommate recently brought an 8 month pit bull puppy into the house, to play with his 2 year old staffordshire terrier (male version of a pit bull) to play, it reminds me of that. The male couldn't stop humping the puppy, even though he had been fixed several days before. All that was on his mind was humping her, even though she wasn't remotely interested. He's now stopped and gone back to being a tad moody when he isn't nipping at her. It kinda reminds me of Coolcat in a way.

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by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

All Hat and No Cattle

You guys make quite a pair to draw to.

Sorry to trouble you.

As for being "put in my place," you guys are still trying to get to first base. Hint: you need to leave the batter's box first.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 20, 2008 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You brought it up

as if we weren't aware. We have both chosen to not participate. Because you're a snot nosed piece of shit, and insist on acting like it, means we're hot to trot? That isn't the fault of KK or myself. It's your fault for being a mouthy obtuse frat boy.

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by pookeyguru on Mar 20, 2008 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good line

Cmon Girls. Let's see your brackets.

Nice! Gonna try that one on the wife tonight when I get home.

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by otis29 on Mar 20, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was meant

for the "ladies" of the board. I guess I should have realized they read every post on every thread and that it was not needed.

With Pookey it just became guilt by association. In other words, a typical Pookey drive-by.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 20, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Interesting line-up

Do we really wanna go small against the Dubs?

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

it's

AJ-Kev-Salmons-Artest-Mikki

Kevin is juicing Monta - revenge, maybe?

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

up 14 with 2 to go

don't think it really matters.

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

5 possesions

play them at 15 secs a posession, that still gives the dubs plenty of time, for the pessimists in the building.

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

how about up 19 with 33 secs. to go? Book it!

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Booked!

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OHHHHHH!

Mikki Moore wit da Boooom!

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ with another board

From Zero to Hero, folks. DOwn wit da Dubs.

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ,

really played well. Good for him, at least he has pride. Will it get him another contract this off season?

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kings Win 122-105

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Gotta Love Your Sacramento Kings!!

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/rhondda

by Rhondda Nunes on Mar 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So, what are the odds:

Stop AJohnson was a scouting report priority for the Dubs.
Stop Mikki Moore was a scouting report prioirity for the Dubs.

Kevin gets up 22 shots next game?

Your thoughts? More odds?

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Standing O

Nice game for Anthony Johnson.

The Kings are a team with guts and pride.

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by kingme18 on Mar 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ Double-Double

Now two behind Beno for the season. :)

Definitely have to give him the game ball.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buahahahahahaha

Spencer Hawes advert for Ford Trucks... so unintentionally comedic.

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Kmart & Co.

Three alley oops and some brillant moves.

Ron stepped up at the end to help snuff out the run.

AJ, Brad, Mikki all solid.

Good bench play.

Great win and nice to see the Warriors go downnnn.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

good game nough said !!!

GO KINGS !!!

by maiku on Mar 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't Forget

To fill out your Sactown Madness NCAA hoops bracket.

http://www.sactownroyalty.com/story/2008/3/18/35421/2281

Nine entries so far and bragging rights on the line.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha, that's awesome

I'm signing up, but am going to get completely pwned. That being said, I'm clearly going to win. Let the shiz-talking commence.

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chalupas!

yay

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Great Success!

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOOT!

Sorry for misspelling your name throughout the thread. It is now embedded in my brain as iashwash not iawash. Hopefully.

What the heck does that mean, anyway?

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

first initial, last name

I'm not too worried about the name, though - as long as I know people are talking about me, any name they use is good enough.**

**yes, that's a joke. Though, I really don't care about spelling.

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by iashwash on Mar 18, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry again.

Can you tell how badly I feel about it?

But out of curiousity, your last name is Ashwash?

I've never heard of that one before. Again, my apologies.

Now, who wants to sex iashwash?

Joke retired, I'll never bring it up again as long as iashwash agrees to retire his finger wag.

Again, typed with love.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Mar 18, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one's for Kfan

you've earned it!

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 18, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Outstanding!

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by section214 on Mar 18, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is utterly awesome 27

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

You are the pic master, 27FTs

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 19, 2008 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL at Warriors Fans

What a bunch of losers especially those at GSOM. What a bunch of sore losers.

I love the way they play but the fans much like their pathetic Warriors are substance-less. They'll put points on the board and make things look nice but if they make the playoffs and all of the smoke and mirrors go away, the playoffs will expose the Warriors as an overrated and defenseless bunch like what Utah showed them in the 2nd round.

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by kingme18 on Mar 18, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think that has more to do with

disappointment than thumbing the nose at the Kings. I'm not sure people over there think any less of the Kings than I do right now.

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too Bad

It's nice for the team's fans when the Kings do well. There must be a team with a GM and players that you like.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 19, 2008 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah the 2001-2002 Kings

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by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh well

It was nice while it lasted.

Life goes on. Maybe you can become a Suns fan.

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 19, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't be a fan of any team with Shaq on it

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by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So

If you weren't a Kings "fan," which team or teams would you consider rooting for?

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by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 19, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't be a fan of the Supes

because Clay Bennett owns them. I can't be a fan of the Dubs because I loathe Stephen Jackson. I can't be a fan of the Lakers because I despise Jim Buss. I can't be a fan of the Clippers because, well, I despise Donald Sterling (with the sole exception of his taste in women). I can't like any team in Texas because it's in Texas. I hate the Grizzlies because Michael Heisley owns them. I hate the Bulls because I hate wind. I hate the Bucks because I'm firmly opposed to ice. I hate the Knicks because I hate New York. I hate the Nets because Jason Kidd used to play for them. I hate the Celtics because of Tommy Heinsohn. I hate the Heat because Shaq used to play for them (and because Pat Riley "coaches" them). I hate the Magic because it has Disney World. I hate the Hawks because they have an empty arena. I hate the Bobcats because they're jackass owner, owner of BET, forced a Boondocks ep off the air. Anything else coolcat?

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 19, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Only This You Missed

You forgot to mention you hate the Kings because they have Geoff Petrie and Ron Artest.

So you can't apparently be a fan of the Kings if they are around. That's fine; we'll hold down the fort for you in the meantime.

I think that about covers it, Pookey.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 20, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually

I don't take anything you say seriously. Then I come up with as much contradictory crap as possible. If that isn't enough I then say more contradictory inflammatory crap just to see how I can stir the pot towards a conversation I want to have. If that doesn't go my way I come up with a bullshit excuse to follow the NCAA's. If that doesn't work.....well I don't know if it will or not. The aftermath of the tourney hasn't come around yet.

I just know you're incapable of having a conversation that includes a thought out logical conclusion backing up actual facts that exist (and not the one's you skewer and twist to make your point).

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 20, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's Your Opinion

All of my posts come without the benefit of a couple of six packs, which is probably why you have trouble following them.

We actually have 39 folks who like "the bullshit excuse to follow the NCAAs." Meanwhile, you just keep on ranting, and I'll sometimes respond to the occasional thoughts that are actually coherent.

Sometimes you bring some good stuff to the board. Other times you fall far, far short of that standard. It's too bad and rather pitiful at the same time.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 20, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm

All of my posts come without the benefit of a couple of six packs, which is probably why you have trouble following them.

That's right because you assume everything I say is drunk. (Like this statement, made here & now, when I haven't drank anything today.)

We actually have 39 folks who like "the bullshit excuse to follow the NCAAs." Meanwhile, you just keep on ranting, and I'll sometimes respond to the occasional thoughts that are actually coherent.

No the tourney part's fine. What's annoying is how you've chosen to go about it. Why do I care if you choose what millions of Americans choose to do this time of the year? Go for it big guy!

Sometimes you bring some good stuff to the board. Other times you fall far, far short of that standard. It's too bad and rather pitiful at the same time.

I could say the same of you. In fact I have. Others have as well. I don't expect to be thought of highly or prominently around here. In fact I don't deserve either distinction. But given the crap you shovel out daily neither do you, especially since the same standard you apply to me you haven't applied to yourself (if you judge by this recent statement).

</back on ignore permanently because the jackass factor will never go away>

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 20, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Introducing the Pookey Fund

>>because the jackass factor will never go away<<

I agree - you are a tough guy to shake.

I called you on it a while back, saying if I had a nickel for every cheap shot you tossed my way I could buy a Peaches shirt.

Anyway, no one wants to read this tit-for-tat and I certainly don't want to be a part of it any longer. At the same time, I really don't feel like putting up with your non-stop crapathon.

My solution is to start the Pookey Fund. Every time you throw some BS my way, rather than respond, I'll simply add a post that updates the Pookey Fund, adding a nickle to the pot each time.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 20, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll toss a nickel into the fund

I can see her lyin back in her satin dress
In a room where ya do what ya dont confess
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin round my back stairs
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin round my back stairs

Shes been lookin like a queen in a sailors dream
And she dont always say what she really means
Sometimes I think its a shame
When I get feelin better when Im feelin no pain
Sometimes I think its a shame
When I get feelin better when Im feelin no pain

Here's the whole link.

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 20, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If the only cost is a nickel to make a fun of you

I'll do that for the rest of my life. You might want to raise the fund to multiple dollars to make me think and get my money's worth dumbshit.

I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration That made Lady Sing the Blues..I'm the spark that makes your idea bright...

by pookeyguru on Mar 20, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats to the Kings

What a big win. I just have one problem, why does Artest say things like this - "It's no surprise, (but) if we win next year and win the next year after that, there won't be tickets for Golden State fans," Artest said. "It's our fault. I totally understand why not as many Kings fans come out." - If we win next year? Is he coming back or not? Also, props to Anthony Johnson. I admit that I was pleasantly surprised with how he played

by kingme on Mar 19, 2008 12:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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