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Fat Lever, Kayte Christensen <3 Peaches

Muff209 and Chris The Greek have done it again.

Six handsome faces in that picture!

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You're standing next to (and below!) Kayte Christensen! Had it been me I would not even realized that Fat Lever was standing there.

Well done, gents. Well done, indeed.

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by section214 on Apr 14, 2008 8:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kayte
actually manages to make me watch our incredibly pre/post game shows.  That girl is sexy! If I were only about 6'6......damn you, DNA!!!!

by Kusian on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent
You guys are my heroes for the day.  Nice work.

by Carl on Apr 14, 2008 9:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never realized this...
the two peaches below Grant's head look like large testicles hanging from his chin.

Just sayin'

by vfettke on Apr 14, 2008 9:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's...
not by accident.

by Ziller on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's...
SO amazingly funny!
TickTickTickTickTickTick

by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HeeHeeHee!
Coming up next...the pic of Shawes wearing his T (hopefully).
God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Apr 14, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah
that's probably why he didn't like it.
...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Apr 14, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I was going...
to say that!

You beat me to the punch kinfaninhawaii!After all, what other reason could Grant have for not liking:

1)Being named after a delicious fruit, &

2)Object to a portraiture so flattering?

by Rhondda Nunes on Apr 14, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now the real question...
Did either Muff or Chris have the balls to hit on Kayte?

Hitting on her would be one thing. But hitting on her while wearing a shirt with a goofy lookin' dude who has nuts on his chin? That's a level of manliness only a few of us could hope to reach.

by vfettke on Apr 14, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And...
we have a winner.

by Ziller on Apr 14, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I judge this line in it's entirety
Can I guess correctly you enjoy the Shawshank Redemption too?
We could build ping-pong ball shrines and make sacrifices at them, like broken ping-pong paddles, or burning Peaches in effigy--LPA

by pookeyguru on Apr 15, 2008 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering when this would show up
Oh shit, I went to a Kings game the other day, didn't I?

(Quickly reads comments)
You guys didn't get the ballchin thing right away? I thought that was the best part of the shirt.

Oh, and I totally would have hit on her if a. It wasn't completly awkward talking to her chest. (At 5'10" that's just where my natural gaze ends up with her. That and the shirt she was wearing that night didn't help) and b. I was totally going to offer to buy her a drink at Mike Bibby's Mix-n-Bowl but after seeing who she was with it just reaffrimed that she's way out of my league and that average sized white dudes clearly aren't her type if you catch my drift.

And we had to include Fat, he was a complete G that night. We're off camera drinking and he comes up to us and starts asking about the shirts and told us he was going to do some investigative journalism to find out once and for all why he hates the shirts and why Peaches might be his nickname. Basically, Fat Lever rocks.

Finally, did TZ call Kayte "handsome" in this post?

I'm Grant Napear's favorite fan.

by Muff209 on Apr 14, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never noticed it
I have no idea why either. Normally I'm pretty good at noticing stuff that can be misconstrued.

by vfettke on Apr 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't notice the balls thing
but I didn't pay that much attention to the shirt. It's still funny, and I would have bought the shirt had it not been in white.
We could build ping-pong ball shrines and make sacrifices at them, like broken ping-pong paddles, or burning Peaches in effigy--LPA

by pookeyguru on Apr 15, 2008 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and...
You can't see it, but Kayte has her arm around me, I swear.
I'm Grant Napear's favorite fan.

by Muff209 on Apr 14, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, I keep forgetting stuff
I also had a pic with Jerry Reynolds, but Greek took the picture wrong or something. But he was kind enough to jot down his Herbie Hancock on my shirt. We were shooting for asking Peaches himself to autograph it, but I got greedy and tried to bribe the wall of purple behind them to move for a second to get the Peaches shirt on air behind Grant. He noticed us sitting there waiting and the SECOND the broadcast was over he had his cell phone to his ear and he was out of there as fast as possible.
I'm Grant Napear's favorite fan.

by Muff209 on Apr 14, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You and Greek,
just passed TZ and section214 as my favorite StR posters of the year.  Not sayin' you'll make StR HOF like those two, but you're closing in on becoming HOF'ers number 3 & 4.
God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on Apr 14, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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