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These People Have Obviously Never Been to Placer County

Loofie_tiny by Tom Ziller on in Ron-Ron

This quote from Ron-Ron seems to be getting much blogospheric attention:

Crazy Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest has a paid personal assistant who "fields late-night requests for organic cookies" and is developing Artest's line of athletic wear. The assistant was also (seriously) recently asked to "remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard." (They turned out to be mushrooms.)

As I told my buddy Hardwood Paroxysm last weekend: We'll see who's laughing when baby snakes eat all your organic cookies at 2 a.m.

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he thought it was mikki moore playing a practical joke on him. next thing you know, we'll hear of somebody leaving eaten lobster tails at mikki's front door.
...an easy slam dunk layup. -clippers announcer

by kingsfaninjapan on Apr 15, 2008 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Crazy?
Yeah, um...we have rattlesnakes around here.  Lots of them, and more way out where Artest lives.  I had about a four foot rattlesnake waiting outside my apartment door back when I lived in Folsom.  I don't blame him.  

Also, forget organic cookies - the cookie lady's cookies are the best:
http://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/Content?oid=312337

by Carl on Apr 15, 2008 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Folsom is for babies
Oak Park is where it's at. :)
We could build ping-pong ball shrines and make sacrifices at them, like broken ping-pong paddles, or burning Peaches in effigy--LPA

by pookeyguru on Apr 15, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Organic cookies?
Where's the fun in that?

If you're going to have a cookie, have a GOOD cookie.

TickTickTickTickTickTick

by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 15, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Some assistant.
You'd think he'd get homeboy out there feeding his dogs once in a while...

by ogre lawless on Apr 15, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I've been to Placer County and it sucks so Neener

We could build ping-pong ball shrines and make sacrifices at them, like broken ping-pong paddles, or burning Peaches in effigy--LPA

by pookeyguru on Apr 17, 2008 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

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