These People Have Obviously Never Been to Placer County

This quote from Ron-Ron seems to be getting much blogospheric attention:

Crazy Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest has a paid personal assistant who "fields late-night requests for organic cookies" and is developing Artest's line of athletic wear. The assistant was also (seriously) recently asked to "remove what Mr. Artest thought were giant snake eggs in his backyard." (They turned out to be mushrooms.)

As I told my buddy Hardwood Paroxysm last weekend: We'll see who's laughing when baby snakes eat all your organic cookies at 2 a.m.
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