Slow News Day - All Time Kings Roster By Height

by section214 on May 7, 2008 11:00 AM PDT in Old School

I can't even begin to justify this post, so please feel free to hijack the thread and talk about anything you like...

Note - Heights determined by Kings media guide. Sacramento era players only.

5'7" Spud Webb The one and only.
(No players at 5'8" or 5'9")
5'10" Tyus Edney Sparked our 1st playoff run in 10 years
5'11" Jim Les Sharp shooting stock broker.
6'0" Bobby Hurley What might have been.
6'1" Bobby Jackson Just beats out Jason Williams.
6'2" Mike Bibby 6'2"? 6'2"?!?
6'3" Kenny Smith Beats out sharp shooters Anthony Johnson, Randy Brown and Jason Hart.
6'4" Vinnie Del Negro Or you can substitute Terry DeHere or Anthony Peeler.
6'5" Mitch Richmond 'Nuff said.
6'6" Doug Christie Next best = Jim Jackson.
6'7" Reggie Theus Beats out eclectic group that includes Ron Artest, Eddie Johnson, Lionel Simmons, Corliss Williamson, and...K9(woof!).
6'8" Walt Williams What a difference an inch makes? The Wizard nudges out Rodney McCray.
6'9" Wayman Tisdale Better bass player than Brian Grant.
6'10" Chris Webber Beats out Peja and Tank Thompson.
6'11' Scot Pollard Over sentimental favorite Mike Peplowski, but give Pep an assist for Hurley being on the list.
7'0" Brad Miller Beats OP and (sigh) Joe Kleine.
7'1" Vlade Divac 10 feet tall in the locker room.
7'2" Greg Ostertag No, really! What, you wanted Dwayne Schintzius or Martin Nessley?
7'3" Randy Breuer -Insert own comment here-
7'4" Ralph Sampson Of course by the time he got to us he couldn't straighten out his knees and was actually only 6'9".

Slow...news...day...

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no KMart??

not even an honorable mention at 6’ 7”?

Life is every mammal's journey from very very wet to very very dry.

by Holmdel on May 7, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply reply 0 recs

I didn't want to pit him directly against Theus

I was afraid that it would widen the rift between them.

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by section214 on May 7, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Which would be...

Which would undoubtedly be Sam Amick’s fault.

by Carl on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Shhhhhhh That's KHTK's line remember?

How dare you much so tomfoolery on here?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on May 8, 2008 1:23 AM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

crikeyness

how dare you mock such tomfoolery on here^

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on May 8, 2008 1:24 AM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

good stuff

LOL!

by Kusian on May 8, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Anthony Peeler

I would have voted Peeler just because of the blow he threw to KG’s chin some years back. That was awesome

by ChicoKing on May 7, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply reply 0 recs

You beat me

I was about to post exactly the same comment and my phone rang.

Peeler all the way!

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by LeaguePassAddict on May 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Ahhh, good times!

The memories…oh those sweet sweet memories.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Yeah...

Tried to find a picture of the ol’ elbow to the chops, but all I could find is pictures of the aftermath.

Saw a good one of KG walking away rubbing his jaw, though…

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by LeaguePassAddict on May 8, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Did you post it in the Fanshots?

My best/worst memory of KG involves him grabbing another player in the, ahem,

upper thigh area

Shakes head, no, really. WTH? Maybe this is common, I have no idea whether or not it is, I do know that this was the only time I’ve ever seen it. Add that incident to his “I’m bringing my tanks, my AK47’s, blah blah blah” rant in the same series and I lost a ton of respect for him as a human being. Still, he’s a great player…who I’d love to see lose in the playoffs about as much as I’d love to see Kobe lose. Again.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

OMG!

I tried google images to find a picture that I know must exist somewhere, but I give up! I had no idea people (freaky people) took upshort shots of NBA players the same way freaks take upskirt shots of unsuspecting women who wear dresses/skirts.

What a strange strange world we live in. I’m not easily offended but I’m also not willing to research this well-known factoid any further. Amused, but no longer feeling research-ery.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply reply 0 recs

Section--sometimes you remind me of how old you are

Sometimes being naive and forgetting stuff is a good thing. Randy friggin Breuer?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on May 8, 2008 1:22 AM PDT reply reply 0 recs