Rob-214, Paul-106 Advance!

by section214 on May 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT in NBA Draft

All hail the power of Sactown Royalty. Thanks to your incredible voting efforts, Rob-214 and Paul-106 have advanced to the finals of the luckiest Kings fan.

The final drawing will be held on Sunday, May 11, at Chris Webber's Center Court Restaurant. KXTV 10 will be broadcasting live from 3-3:30 PM. Everyone is welcome to attend the festivities.

Regardless of the outcome, I want to thank all of you that helped get Paul and me to this point. However, now that I no longer need your votes I will go back to being the disagreeable jerk that I was before this whole thing started. So long, suckers!

Hi, I'm Rob-214 and I approved of this ad.

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Grats and Grats

Section 214 is one lucky schmoe

by Kfan in Korea on May 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions

Im thinking

about going to this thing on Sunday. Good luck Paul and Rob!!!

by kingsTV on May 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions

playoff thread

I’m watching the cavs-celtics game and lebron is terrible. In no way am I trying to compare the two, but if the cavs had k-mart for this one game (and maybe game1) they would be in the game if not winning it. Lebron can’t even hit open jumpers let alone make the tough shots he normally hits. Kevin would hit the open look, the drives to the bucket and the tough shot off the dribble. I would take lebron over kevin in a heartbeat, but we don’t have it too bad right now.

when will the Kenny Thomas Reign of Terror end?!!??

by diehardkingsfan5 on May 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

I'm thinking about going too

Although that whole Mother’s day thing might get in the way. Free barbecue or be part of the “Peaches Posse” at C-Webb’s. Hmmmm

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on May 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

Simple!

Take your mother to lunch at Centre Court on Sunday (her MD gift should be her very own Peaches T if you can still find a way to purchase one!).

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahahaha

Yeah right, my mom goes to be at like 7:30 every night, regardless of when she has to wake up the next day. I don’t think she’s seen a Kings game since NBC used to do weekly triple headers. Oh teh good ol’ days when nationally broadcast NBA games were actually good.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on May 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Solution for your mom

Convince her that I’m Andy Griffith and tell her you’re taking her to a “Matlock” retrospective.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on May 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Typical politicians!

Serious congrats, man! Now, aren’t you glad we ~~nagged~~ ~~begged~~ persuaded you to participate?

It will be so cool if when you win on Sunday!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Yes

And living proof that good things do happen to bad people.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on May 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

That very thought

Is what gets me through the day.

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by LeaguePassAddict on May 8, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha!

Only because I know that neither of you mean it.

Seriously, don’t make me break out the $98M contract the Kings will offer Artest if you truly believe this.

Or that mortgage banks deserve to be bailed out at the taxpayers expense.

*Disclaimer: I do not believe Ron-Ron is a bad person or that mortgage bankers are bad people…inherently. I simply believe they should be held responsible for their past actions.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I just hope

that Section’s been making regular sacrifices at his ping pong ball shrine. So sweet if they bounce our way.

And while I’m making grossly improbable wishes, I wish K9 would request a buyout and that SAR would take medical retirement, that the Maloofs would build a state-of-the-art arena downtown using only private funds, and that Theus would sit sideline at least once next season wearing slightly wrinkled slacks and a shirt and tie that don’t match.

Hey, a girl can dream, can’t she?

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by LeaguePassAddict on May 9, 2008 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions

Theus

Can we request he grow the mustache back too?

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on May 9, 2008 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Wow

Somebody who owned baby oil futures made a killing that week!

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by LeaguePassAddict on May 9, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Quick thought

Am I the only one kind of proud that the Kings had the foresight to know we’d try and stuff the ballot box so they made the finals a random drawing? Sure, it ruined our carefully laid plans, but at least they know what we’re capable of.

Muff rules. http://vegaskings.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on May 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Damn that Geoff Petrie!

He’s always three moves ahead of the next smartest guy in the room!

/Pookey bait.

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

The good guys lost

Someone needs to check for David Sterns fingerprints on the ballot because Rob and Paul didn’t win the contest. FIX!

by Carl on May 11, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions

Some lady with some freakin autographs won!

Ooh, she has shit signed by Shaq and Jordan. Doesn’t the Shaq signature automatically disqualify her? Isn’t that a bad luck omen? How does that make her luckier than the dude with the hot wife who makes him a ton of money? Running into someone famous and convincing them to sign something does not make you lucky. Being some goofy shmuck who is second in command on a freakin’ blog that convinced a beautiful woman to be his sugar mama for the rest of her life is definitely lucky.

However, it’s not too late to start a smear campaign. We could get those raunchy Kings’ dancer pics and photoshop Margie’s head onto ‘em.

by vfettke on May 11, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry, section!

I’m bummed you’re not going to NY, but you were incredibly gracious in defeat. Good job!

God bless you, Corliss. You always played as though you knew how expensive my tickets were. -section214

by KK on May 11, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions

this was a rigged promotion, so Maloof!!

did anyone really believe they were going to win and did anyone other than this lady really and truly want to accompany ESPN and a Maloof to NYC? Who does she work for Comcast, ESPN, PLayboy, the Palms or the beer distribution outfit?

by oceannlionn on May 11, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions