See: this why you never take the bus to practice, Brad. It's not because of the old woman with the...

See: this why you never take the bus to practice, Brad. It's not because of the old woman with the hockey bag, or that creepy lookin' old dude who cuts snowflakes out of magazines and stares at your legs. No, no, it's because you always smoke dope when you take public transport. You need to keep your hands busy, Brad. 10-and-2! 10-and-2! You know this!

Brad Miller, to himself, in the imagination of J.E. Skeets

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i have never smoked on public transport

i have never not smoked on the freeway in my own car save for the random presence family or a religious girlfriend.

not the best reasoning by skeets.

"everything was beautiful and nothing hurt"

by richmond02 on Jul 11, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this was great.

as much as I love bmiller as a kings player getting suspended for 5 games was just stupid. he deserves all of the criticism/ jokes that are thrown his way. skeets’ story was quite amusing and whether or not public transportation is actually a catalyst for the use of drugs is besides the point.

by cinderblock on Jul 11, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs