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Artest's Character Speaks for Itself

Charley Rosen of Fox sports on Ron saying not opting out was a big mistake

This statement either means that Artest's brain-power is of the lowest wattage possible, or he's a genius since he's guaranteed himself a nice fall-back paycheck while at the same time forcing the Kings to trade him. Don't be surprised if he lands with the Lakers.

It should also be noted that the first option is the most probable given Artest's last-minute plea to be included on the USA Olympic basketball squad. After bragging on his skills, Artest added "my character speaks for itself," according to ESPN.com.

Exactly.

So he's not crazy, he's just--what do they call those dim light bulbs?--energy efficient.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Those energy efficient light bulbs, the cfl’s, contain small amounts mercury which is, of course, poisonous. If they break, they have to be disposed of carefully. I should also mention you are not supposed to throw them away but recycle them. No one seems to know where to recycle them at though….I was trying to make “cfl’s” a metaphor for Ron Ron but I lost where I was going with this. I guess they are both great to have as long as they don’t break and they are both a little hard to get rid of. Yeah… maybe it’s a stretch.

by Ball in Cup on Jul 2, 2008 9:28 PM PDT   0 recs

I'll buy that analogy, you just got a little lost in the middle there. :-)

I might also add that Jessica Alba is a championship piece, if he thinks Ron is too, more power to him. ;p -Kfan in Korea

by kangsfan on Jul 2, 2008 10:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ron-Ron

Sometimes I think he is crazy like a fox. Other times I just thing he is crazy. They probably should have let him play Hancock instead of Will Smith.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Jul 2, 2008 10:26 PM PDT   0 recs

LOL

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Jul 2, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I would love to see that!

Hancock 2.

"Being loquacious and being right aren't necessarily always the same."
GP, the man, the myth, the legend, puts the smackdown on Reggie

by SavageBeast on Jul 3, 2008 7:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh man Coolcat

That is one awesome analogy. I didnt know you had it in you! Touche’

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Jul 5, 2008 4:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Energy efficient

Sure he’s energy efficient, until you throw your drink at him. Then he’ll blow a fuse and light the house on fire.

Lakers suck!

by Doubysmoker on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM PDT   0 recs

Well, you know that's the thing with those mercury light bulbs

When they break, they fill the house with poison gas and you have to leave.

"Being loquacious and being right aren't necessarily always the same."
GP, the man, the myth, the legend, puts the smackdown on Reggie

by SavageBeast on Jul 5, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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