Reno Bighorns?

by Tom Ziller on Jul 31, 2008 3:47 PM PDT

Ridiculous Upside deduces that the big announcement in Reno tonight about the Kings D-League affiliate is to announce the team name ... the Bighorns!

Donte Greene approves.

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Should have been called

The Reno Sheriffs. They could have worn faux cop uniforms and short shorts. It would have been awesome.

by Carl on Jul 31, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions

has that show destroyed everyones presumptions of Reno?

The biggest little city in the world?

Now I can put my pink lace bra and panties back on. - Kfan in Korea

by iashwash on Jul 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah man

the d-league is really blowing so many amazing chances to be ridiculous.

also, ziller, your photoshopping never fails to make me chortle.

by beevenator on Jul 31, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions

You know what they say,"Big Horns...

Big Sheep?”

Great pic. TZ.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Jul 31, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions

What? Thunder wasn't available?

I’m all for the Reno Sheriffs idea.

I should have know when I saw the corn rows. We can always spot our own Brad.

by Muff209 on Jul 31, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions

Next step is getting a coach right?

Wait, no? Sam Vincent signed with Anaheim? Damn.

I should have know when I saw the corn rows. We can always spot our own Brad.

by Muff209 on Jul 31, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions

dude

Imagine Carril starting a Kings farm system in Reno. It’d be awesome.

Now I can put my pink lace bra and panties back on. - Kfan in Korea

by iashwash on Jul 31, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it wrong that this idea caused me to become physically aroused?

I should have know when I saw the corn rows. We can always spot our own Brad.

by Muff209 on Jul 31, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

If it is then I don't want to be right.

by rbiegler on Jul 31, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions

what he said

Now I can put my pink lace bra and panties back on. - Kfan in Korea

by iashwash on Jul 31, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa, they didn't consult StR before making this decision?

The Reno Gamblers
The Reno Golden Nuggets
The Loosest Slots in Reno
The Reno Circus Circus
The Reno Strip
The Reno Ballers
The Reno Re-po
The Reno Bunny Ranch
and finally…
Reno 911

by Travis Mays Hayes on Jul 31, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions

The Loosest Slots in Reno

Wouldn’t that be for the WNBA team?

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Jul 31, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah that will work

this is a work in progress here, they can’t all be winners

by Travis Mays Hayes on Jul 31, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

Is that a ram between your legs

or are you just happy to see me?

Great picture, TZ.

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by section214 on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Damn

The dude hasn’t even played a game in a Kings uniform, and you’re already sizing him up for Hydra status.

Shame, shame.

by coolcatreportdotcom on Jul 31, 2008 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

Your Sacramento Kings: Another day, another drama.

by KK on Jul 31, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions

What's your problem?

Isn’t there some HouTown Rocketry blog or something, you can go post this shit on now.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 1, 2008 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

by Cynema the Band on Aug 1, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions

Have you guys seen the logo?

It’s on RidiculousUpside and it’s actually pretty sick. Take a gander. In fact, take more than a gander. Fall in love with the Big Horns, because now Douby can lead a team in scoring!

Now I can put my pink lace bra and panties back on. - Kfan in Korea

by iashwash on Aug 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions