Danny Fortson,the Cyborg Smasher:Don't believe the hype. Brad Miller is still around and Danny and the Sonics are gone.

by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jul 7, 2008 7:27 AM PDT Comment 8 comments

Hey, Kings Nation...

Check out this anti-Brad Miller artwork courtesy of one fan of the Seattle Supersonics Oklahoma City Whateverthehecktheirnameis.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/supersonicsoul/2297975815

Doesn't that arsehole who did this anti-Kings,anti-Brad Miller propaganda crap know the following?

1. Number of All-Star appearances:Brad Miller, 2 (2003 and 2004)

Danny Fortson:NONE!

2. Brad Miller has tried out for the Olympics. DANNY FORTSON DID NOT EVEN COME CLOSE.

3. Brad Miller has been in the postseason 5 times. Danny Fortson did not even come close to it.

4. Brad Miller has been on Wheel of Fortune and has been featured in ESPN the Magazine and Sports Illustrated. The so-called Cyborg Smasher,Danny Fortson? An appearance on the cover of Sports Illustrated's 96-97 College Basketball Preview. And that's all.

5. Brad Miller can actually whip Danny Fortson's arse in real life.

And lastly...

6. Brad Miller is still playing for the Kings,who are owned by the best owners in the NBA,the Maloof brothers. Fortson is out of the NBA,and that artwork of him clobbering Brad Miller has cursed him for the rest of his life.

Conclusion:

Contrary to the childish,anti-Kings,anti-Brad Miller artwork promoting Danny Fortson,aren't we glad that 'The Congressman' is still with the Kings and Danny Fortson is out of a job?

Danny Fortson,'The Cyborg Smasher',my arse!

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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You’re weird.

by Ziller on Jul 7, 2008 8:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

+1

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Jul 7, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

+ 1

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Jul 7, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that I'm defending Fortson

Brad Miller has been in the postseason 5 times. Danny Fortson did not even come close to it.

But I believe we played the Sonics (and Fortson) in the postseason, 2005, round 1, and the Kings lost.

Accuracy in all things is a virtue for which all should strive.

Or, said another way,

Dude, check your facts.

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by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 7, 2008 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

are we really comparing

Danny Fortson to Brad Miller because of an anti-funny comic?

by kingsTV on Jul 7, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I agree that it wasn’t very funny, but the artwork was pretty good. By “pretty good” I just mean “better than the doodles I draw at work”

"Matt Lauer, up on NBC. You look like a girl, don't talk to me" -Ron Artest

by Exhibit G on Jul 7, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what?!

Someone is having a hard time dealing with their offseason withdrawls.

by Ball in Cup on Jul 7, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BMiller

Is a top ten NBA Center.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Name me even 7 Centers with better numbers.

Yes, yes, he isn’t a great around the rim player – never was. He was meant to play alongside a strong PF. Look around the league, most of the ‘around the rim’ players are PFs.

eternal skeptical optimist

by lietothegirls on Jul 8, 2008 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs