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Sure, TZ

Next at Sactown Royalty: “How the Kings roster matches up with the cast of ‘Two and a Half Men’!”

:-D

management sez: recommend fanposts/fanshots/comments! Click 'reply' when replying to a comment! Flag jerkfaces!

by your friendly BullsBlogger on Aug 12, 2008 12:38 PM PDT   1 recs

CBS 13 huh?

I love their “National Enquirer Lite” local newscast.

“Coming up next on CBS 13 News – fresh pictures from the surface of Mars. Is this a two-headed baby or just a funny looking rock? We’ll have the answer for you when we return! “

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Aug 12, 2008 12:49 PM PDT   0 recs

Good

I’m hoping that the site at least buys your coffee in the morning, and maybe buys your gas. I’d do better panhandling than selling advertising on the sites I run.

by Carl on Aug 12, 2008 1:00 PM PDT   0 recs

i dunno... gas is expensive.

Can it buy him a bagel instead?

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 12, 2008 1:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Shopping at the Grocery Store for one

Is cheaper than a tank of gas these days. Suckers.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Aug 12, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

getting out of town, whenver you want as quickly as you want, is infinitely cheaper then spending six months in a looney bin. Yeah, gas is epensive, but when faced with that or trying to find… ummm, “local”entertainment, I’d rather pay the piper.

Also, grocery shopping has gotten moe expensive. And when you own a two door, four cylinder car…. it’s not that bad. Man, I remembr when m older brother used to drive us to school, gas was 75c a gallon.It was cheaper to drive tha\en to take the bus!

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 12, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Things change IW

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Aug 12, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lipstick and dresses

I don’t judge. Whatever TZ wants.

by Carl on Aug 12, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sellout

That’s all I’m going to say!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Aug 12, 2008 1:24 PM PDT   0 recs

shortest pookey post ever?????

or is this just a bookmark till the fanpost?

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 12, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No

It was just a stupid comment designed to be as such. And you can quote me if you want. But I had a better response that I chose to leave off, for family reasons shall we say, to your bagel and gas remark.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Aug 12, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wait a minute

The add says channel 13 and CW 31! You said nothing about channel 31! Sactown Royalty is turning into the Olympic Opening Ceremonies. In other news TZ is really a 7 year old girl with buck teeth. ;p

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 12, 2008 2:31 PM PDT   0 recs

wow,

way to hate on the little girl that was told while talented enough, she was too ugly to represent her country.

You stay classy, Kfan. :-)

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 12, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh right

Maybe TZ is actually CGI fireworks. My bad.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 12, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I know it's a slow news week but...

this was enough to warrant a post? What’s next? “Don’t worry guys, that Fanhouse banner means nothing, I still love you guys more”? I guess i should get back to work on that video game fanpost.

I should have know when I saw the corn rows. We can always spot our own Brad.

by Muff209 on Aug 12, 2008 3:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Slow news week

I can make up some random trade rumors if it helps.

Didja hear the one where we send Brad Miller to Orlando for Dwight Howard? Apparently they’re worried he’ll be too tired after the Olympics.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Aug 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Slow week

It’s definitely a slow week. Let’s all just hope we don’t have any “personnel disasters” between now and August 14.

by Carl on Aug 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

CBS13

“We’re almost UHF!”

Let them hire Adrienne Bankert, and then I’ll watch their news.

Giddy-up.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Aug 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Obsessed?

If by “obsessed” you mean willing to throw away everything I’ve worked for just for the chance to get the first three digits of her phone number, well, fine Mister Ameteur Psychiatrist, I GUESS I’M OBSESSED WITH HER.

Seriously, I saw her at the Best Of Sacramento last year. She’s the best looking human being I’ve ever seen in person. This was an observation which I exclaimed loudly, drawing all sorts of strange looks.

Especially from my wife.

When did this place turn into a basketball forum, anyway?

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Aug 12, 2008 11:31 PM PDT   0 recs

Hmm

This is how you know it’s August, the doldrums of the basketball season. Doubly so with the Olympics, nobody cares about the NBA right now.

Still, though, nice post Sims.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Aug 13, 2008 6:49 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Agreed

Photos of Adrienne Bankert > discussing Quincy Douby’s opportunities for minutes.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Aug 13, 2008 7:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

Watching synchronized swimming> discussing Quincy Douby at all (except in the context of a trade).

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

916.

Your move, buster.

by Ziller on Aug 13, 2008 7:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

StR has advertising?

Huh, tell Kaspersky.

Yes, I saw it and appreciate TZ for the disclosure. Now it’s really time to move my preferred security over from the old computer to the new one, I never used to be bothered by these ads and always wondered what the kvetching was about.

Kaspersky >McAfee.

The best friend of out of the country sports fans is MyP2p.eu. Go to the forums for daily listing of streams. -Kfan

by KK on Aug 13, 2008 11:55 PM PDT   0 recs

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