Sacramento Kings Dance Team Auditions 2008 (via kingsflix)

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gina is niiiiiiiiiice

by cwebb on Aug 13, 2008 2:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

+1!!

She looks like Denise Richards

by CloudyEyes on Aug 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The first blonde

She’s so dumb yet so hott! What is a raiterette? Perfect, keep saying those sweet nothings

by napearginger on Aug 13, 2008 7:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Raiderette

Dance team for the Oakland Raiders.

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 13, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just wet myself.

i really don’t like blonds, but crystal from the past couple of years had me at hello. Sooo freakin hot!

by BearKing on Aug 13, 2008 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

These girls live in Sacramento? I suppose I would know that if I spent more time at the Park and Avalon and less at the Club Pheasant, Club Raven, Club 2-Me, or any other bar where the prefix Club is the equivalent of saying “Hey, just be happy we’re not using Safeway brand Gin.”

by rbiegler on Aug 13, 2008 9:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm sure that they will all be attending "The ten."

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by section214 on Aug 13, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

Dance auditions in bikinis? Who’s judging, the Maloofs?

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I DON'T SEE THE AUDITIONERS COMPLAINING!

This is just good wholesome fun ya know.

Funny though, I asked my wife a similar question last night, watching the Olympic women’s volleyball. They couldn’t have worn shorts and a t-shirt? It HAS to be a bikini?

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The bikini requirement

will cost me my call back. I forgot to wax.

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by section214 on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 14, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

even greater with the picture!

hahaha

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 14, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

S214

Why’d you replace your Simpson’s avatar with the monkey?

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 14, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Monkey??

I thought it was that picture of Chupacabra that’s been floating around the net the last few days.

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Aug 14, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Monkey? Monkey?

I’m an ape, you f*ckin’ clown.

Trading Places – and perhaps the last funny line ever uttered by Jim Belushi.

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by section214 on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

Charlton Heston – ‘Planet Of The Apes’

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 14, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“You look like a monkey!” – Pablo Francisco (nsfw)

Notable only because my little brother perfected saying it exactly like Pablo. Imagine trying to play defense…

“wuak wuak”
“What the…”
“You look like a monkey!”

Layup.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 15, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Earlier today

the Bee released a report detailing the “sex show” the Sacramento Kings dancers put on youtube. Apologies from the organization are expected later today, though everyone in the blogdome is still unsure what the fk the big deal was.

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'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 15, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs