Sactown Royalty: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: USA Today / SB Nation Consensus MMA Rankings for October

Sacramento Kings Dance Team Auditions 2008 (via kingsflix)

about 1 year ago Kingstvsquare_tiny kingsTV 19 comments 0 recs  | 

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

The first blonde

She’s so dumb yet so hott! What is a raiterette? Perfect, keep saying those sweet nothings

by napearginger on Aug 13, 2008 7:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raiderette

Dance team for the Oakland Raiders.

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 13, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just wet myself.

i really don’t like blonds, but crystal from the past couple of years had me at hello. Sooo freakin hot!

by BearKing on Aug 13, 2008 7:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait...

These girls live in Sacramento? I suppose I would know that if I spent more time at the Park and Avalon and less at the Club Pheasant, Club Raven, Club 2-Me, or any other bar where the prefix Club is the equivalent of saying “Hey, just be happy we’re not using Safeway brand Gin.”

by rbiegler on Aug 13, 2008 9:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure that they will all be attending "The ten."

:)

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Aug 13, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Dance auditions in bikinis? Who’s judging, the Maloofs?

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I DON'T SEE THE AUDITIONERS COMPLAINING!

This is just good wholesome fun ya know.

Funny though, I asked my wife a similar question last night, watching the Olympic women’s volleyball. They couldn’t have worn shorts and a t-shirt? It HAS to be a bikini?

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bikini requirement

will cost me my call back. I forgot to wax.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 14, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even greater with the picture!

hahaha

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 14, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

S214

Why’d you replace your Simpson’s avatar with the monkey?

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 14, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monkey??

I thought it was that picture of Chupacabra that’s been floating around the net the last few days.

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Aug 14, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monkey? Monkey?

I’m an ape, you f*ckin’ clown.

Trading Places – and perhaps the last funny line ever uttered by Jim Belushi.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry
Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

Charlton Heston – ‘Planet Of The Apes’

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Aug 14, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“You look like a monkey!” – Pablo Francisco (nsfw)

Notable only because my little brother perfected saying it exactly like Pablo. Imagine trying to play defense…

“wuak wuak”
     “What the…”
“You look like a monkey!”

Layup.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 15, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Earlier today

the Bee released a report detailing the “sex show” the Sacramento Kings dancers put on youtube. Apologies from the organization are expected later today, though everyone in the blogdome is still unsure what the fk the big deal was.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Aug 15, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The blogdome?

Does it have a retractable roof?

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Aug 15, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to Sactown Royalty, the best community of Sacramento Kings fans in the universe. That's not my opinion; it's scientific fact.
Start posting about the Kings »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Small
What to expect from Ime Udoka (psst, it's defense)
Zebulon_small
Sweet New Kings Pics!
Small
AnotherStupidRecap: The View from the Cheap Seats
Webber-and-williams-slam-401_small
Three Players
Small
Yet another Yahoo fantasy league

Recent FanPosts

Spence___jt_small
All Is Not Lost
Small
Martin MRI?
Inigo_small
LTTGs view Kings vs Hawks
Th_1180217288nba_28_small
Perimeter defense - The lost art
Small
Things I learned from watching the Hawks beat the Blazers
200751153242283_small
Sacramento vs. Memphis aka the StR whipping boys game
Kevinmartin2k9_small
Another Trade Scenario (NYK-SAC)

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Local Sponsors


Editor

Loofie_small Ziller

Joe_kleine_small section214

Associate Editor

Coachie_small rbiegler

Authors

Banana2_small Exhibit G