In a photo taken at ESPN's annual ESPY awards, Greg Oden was caught displaying his taste for tailored suits and a fine rapist wit. The top overall pick in last year's draft, Oden gained a reputation in college as a scorer and inside presence to be reckoned with. When reporters seeking a comment caught up with him, Oden informed us that after presenting the award, he tried his luck with the brunette pictured. "I told her that I I'm known as a scorer and an inside presence to be reckoned with." Oden was quick to add that he would have sealed the deal had Kevin Durant's charm not gotten in the way. "Yeah" He sighed. "Dude came up and started talking about his tremendous length and penetration skills at the three spot. I didn't even know girls had a three spot!" Neither Durant nor Bondage Action Sharapova could be reached for further comment.
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