Oden: "Yeah... I'd Totally Hit It..."
by Justin Biehle on Aug 2, 2008 1:25 PM PDT
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In a photo taken at ESPN's annual ESPY awards, Greg Oden was caught displaying his taste for tailored suits and a fine rapist wit. The top overall pick in last year's draft, Oden gained a reputation in college as a scorer and inside presence to be reckoned with. When reporters seeking a comment caught up with him, Oden informed us that after presenting the award, he tried his luck with the brunette pictured. "I told her that I I'm known as a scorer and an inside presence to be reckoned with." Oden was quick to add that he would have sealed the deal had Kevin Durant's charm not gotten in the way. "Yeah" He sighed. "Dude came up and started talking about his tremendous length and penetration skills at the three spot. I didn't even know girls had a three spot!" Neither Durant nor Bondage Action Sharapova could be reached for further comment.
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"Rapist" Wit?
I’m sure you meant “rapier” right?
Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.
nope...
“Rapist Wit” was what Lloyd Christmas asked Harry to tell Mary he had in Dumb and Dumber…
"I like to use my pump fake to make them come hard, that's when I use my penetration." -Manu Ginobili
by Justin Biehle on Aug 3, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The brunette
Danica Patrick? Stay away from her, Greg. She’s too fast for you.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Just couldn't pass on that one could ya?
I might also add that Jessica Alba is a championship piece, if he thinks Ron is too, more power to him. ;p -Kfan in Korea
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thats hillarious. funniest thing ive seen all day
"If I was in anyway unclear(,) I am implying that Dave is a serial murder(er)."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT
I'm pretty sure that's last year's ESPYs
when Oden and Durant presented an award together- I don’t think they did this year.
Boomshakalaka
and actually, i think oden is checking out the award
durrant i think is checking out….. the other award.
"If I was in anyway unclear, I am implying that Dave is a serial murderer."
---jonestr on Aug 3, 2008 12:25 AM PDT
Email Dave,
--- Mortimer --- for Blazers Edge Ambassador to the SBNations
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