Francisco Garcia's Book of Violent Weather
[This is one of StR's '07-08 Kings previews. Follow them here.]
Francisco Garcia has no corners in his path, no forks in the proverbial road. Garcia and his horse rode a dusty trail to the NBA and expect to keep goin' til it ended on the other side of 2015. Personal growth wouldn't mean a lick between role-player and star. A skill here or there isn't turning this gaucho into a stud. To borrow a slice of modern circular logic: Garcia is what he is.
Then why did Garcia -- for lack of grace -- suck into '06-07 and rock in '07-08? How has a potential-less soldier in the Skeleton Army turned himself into a valuable member of the Tomorrow Brigade?
NO MORE TRAUMA
A running joke through El Flaco's first two seasons: Stupid Mistake of the Game. Like Atomic clockwork, Garcia would perform some atrocity that'd make even Lamar Odom bug out. A charging call on a three-on-one, an alley-oop attempt from midcourt in the fourth quarter of a tight game, driving into treble-trouble at the start of the possession, set a play and fire off a 26-footer. The more embarrassing, the better. The Stupid Mistake of the Game became so predictable we actually became relieved when he got it out of the way in the first half. "At least it won't cost us the game," the logic said.
The hits don't stop. Remember when, this season, up two, he fouled a three-point shooter in the act at the buzzer? Remember when he did it again two weeks later (but didn't get called)? This is Francisco Garcia. He makes one Stupid Mistake per game. But it's different -- he also does some great things. And there's more game -- his minutes/game increased by 50%, only part of that due to injuries. The share of non-stupidity has increased greatly, making the stupidity share look much smaller in relative terms.
The first image of Garcia's is no longer "d'oh." It is the Mean Face.
FIRE WARNING: EXTREME
A side-by-side comparison of the "Hot Spots" charts for '06-07 Flaco and '07-08 Flaco.

But f'rreal:
On two-pointers in '06-07: .476
On two-pointers in '07-08: .506
On three-pointers in '06-07: .356
On three-pointers in '07-08: .391
So Francisco Garcia is on this trail, looking at a barren horizon, going nowhere new ... the same ol' "bit player" landscape surrounds him ... sigh ...
And then he falls into this portal to another dimension where the cacti don't shurg and the tumbleweed doesn't roll. It's a swinging futuristic planet with blaring reggaeton! and robots! and space whores! In this dimension, Francisco Garcia is an awesome roleplayer, a sixth man on a theoretical champion, a gunner (if guns killed people).
Francisco Garcia likes this world very much, thank you, and I think he's sticking around.
REAL TALK
The good: Shooter extraordinaire (.575 TS%), decent creator in a pinch (21 Usage, 60% of FGs assisted). One of the best small shotblockers (one per 36 min). Buckets of energy. Active, talkative on defense. Emotional. Great teammate. Agile.
The bad: Aforementioned Stupid Mistake, once daily. Only draws fouls on the fast break. Slight, and gets pushed around a bit. Emotional. Hacks like frickin' crazy. Not a point guard.
The snuggly:

Forecast: Stormy.
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Nice writeup
The “hotspot” was particularly eyeopening. Put it next to Martin’s for 07-08 for comparison. I really hope we lock him up at a reasonable price before 10/31.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 17, 2008 4:52 PM PDT 0 recs
Hate to say it but I'm going to
I hate always being right. :|
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on
by pookeyguru on
Sep 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Awww, so snuggly.
More of this brand of hilariosu insight can be found at vegaskings.blogspot.com and now reclaimingthetitle.blogspot.com
by Muff209 on Sep 17, 2008 5:06 PM PDT 0 recs
Career ambition
I’d be disappointed if Cisco’s only ambition was to be a 6th man for the team. He should want to be a starter, and strive to prove to coach that he is starter quality. Not saying he should demand it….that’d be locker room suicide…or that he even deserves it. Just saying I hope he has the ambition and passion to really push himself as far as he can go. And, when his contract is up, if he has the opportunity to go elsewhere and be a starter, i’d only be happy for his success.
by Shizzo on Sep 17, 2008 5:40 PM PDT 0 recs
Shizzo
I’d agree except for the part about being happy for his succcess if he went elsewhere. If this were 2002 and we were chalk full of quality players, letting him go because we had Hedo and Peja in front of him (Gerald Wallace, i’m looking at you) would be a different story. Unfortunately, if he continues to develop, and probably even if he doesn’t, we need to keep him and have to hope that he is happy with his sixth man role (which he should be).
Completely changing the subject, TZ this is one of the best posts I have read from you in a long while. In the pure blogging sense of combining graphics, comedy and insight, all while having little “story” to work with (we are still a month and a half away from the season). Writing posts at the trade deadline or just before the draft is easy, this stuff is gold.
by Travis Mays Hayes on Sep 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT 0 recs
For those still angry about G-Dub (Never confuse me for one of those)
Think of Dante Greene as G-Dub’s redemption.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on
by pookeyguru on
Sep 17, 2008 8:51 PM PDT
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Pandora's Box
I may be inviting hellfire here…but, think about what might have happened if the kings had left C-Webb unprotected in the expansion draft instead of Gerald Wallace…Hindsight is 20-20, but that could’ve been huge!
I mean, even if a brand new franchise were to take a huge contract like that, that would mean no K-9 (woof!) now, and we would’ve kept Matt Barnes ultimately too. If Gerald had blossomed into the starting 3, no Artest saga.
If a butterfly flaps it’s wings in Time Square, does the hydra ever exist?
by #12Pick...who? on
Sep 17, 2008 11:08 PM PDT
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...wow!
I always wondered about the rules of keeping players unprotected in the expansion draft. I’m sure there are some very specific provisions, otherwise everyone would just expose their worst contracts.
by Shizzo on
Sep 18, 2008 12:22 AM PDT
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no one would make that call
That would be like going all in on a pair of 2s because the guy bluffed you last time. You could win, but even then your decision is indefensible.
Giving up a perennial all-star, franchise cornerstone and fan favorite for an athletic question mark? No. If Chris Webber never walked again, that would be a bad move.
Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
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by iashwash on
Sep 18, 2008 12:24 AM PDT
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Am I the only one who thinks Wallace is overrated?
i mean, just a little. I know he’s super athletic and all, but he’s also concussion prone now. Hell, his nickname is Crash. That should tell you something. He takes a lickin, but doesn’t keep tickin.
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by vfettke on
Sep 18, 2008 6:10 AM PDT
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I'm with you.
I’d rather have a solid player than an occasional highlight reel type player.
I never saw what the big deal was with Wallace.
Let's go home.-Kevin Martin
by LeaguePassAddict on
Sep 18, 2008 7:50 AM PDT
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I don't think it was a mistake
Didn’t then, and don’t know. People who are pining for G-Dub will stop pining for him if Greene pans out. Certainly Greene will have ever opportunity G-Dub had with the Kings.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on
by pookeyguru on
Sep 18, 2008 10:27 AM PDT
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I agree about the writing...
Totally different style and feel from your other works (which I also enjoy immensely). I like it, your showing some nice versatility and a very funny side that is usually reserved for Section’s pieces. For Francisco this style is perfect.
Hot dogs, get your hot dogs.
by jjham15 on
Sep 18, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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Shoot badly close to the bench?
Looking at the Hot chart, I got the feeling that the closer he got to Reggie the worst he shot. Maybe, if Reggie sat down more & stopped yellin as much, Cisco might get his aver over .500 & .400 from the 3>
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
by HighTops on Sep 18, 2008 4:38 PM PDT 0 recs
The one on the left in 2006-07, bud. Blame Musselman.
by Ziller on
Sep 19, 2008 6:24 AM PDT
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Blue on right
I’ve blamed Musselman for about everything I can think of including Global Warming. But, I don’t think I can blame him for the blue area on the right image if that’s the 07/08 cool shooting area.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
by HighTops on Sep 19, 2008 9:59 AM PDT 0 recs
But -
That area is actually in front of the visitor bench – heading in the other direction it’s closer to where the Maloof’s sit. Just sayin’…
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by section214 on
Sep 19, 2008 12:13 PM PDT
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HE'S A COMER
I think we’ve got a great young player here who has shown real sins of a good learning curve. Its easy to pick on Kings players because of the win-loss record. If that record had been turned around, the sins of a young player who WANTS TO WIN and is a good team player would have been easily forgiven and the bright future i see for him would be shared by most. (actually, i think it is)
I do think he’s a 6th man now and forever (for some physical reasons etc.) and I don’t see a damn thing wrong with that.
Save Cisco!!
eternal skeptical optimist
by lietothegirls on Sep 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT 0 recs
correction!
Not real ‘sins’ but ‘signs’. just got ahead of myself in that thought as you see later in the post.
eternal skeptical optimist
by lietothegirls on
Sep 19, 2008 12:31 PM PDT
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Save Cisco
Now THAT is a cause I can rally around.
Let's go home.-Kevin Martin
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