Imagine My Horror ...

by Ziller on Sep 4, 2008 7:51 AM PDT Comment 14 comments

... when, as I flip channels to find something to fall asleep to, I come across a shirtless Spencer Hawes getting a spray tan from The Olly Girls in an episode of Sunset Tan. Hawes and the ladies compare hand sizes. The girls ask if he is a giant. I double-take because at first he looks like Michael Phelps.

There's no online evidence of this storm, but section214 said he also saw the segment. Be glad you did not.

This Spencer cat ... what a freaking enigma.

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Where's the mystery?

A 20-year-old kid who has money and wants to be famous doing reality TV with hot girls.

Sounds fairly normal (in an alternate reality NBA way) to me.

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 4, 2008 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha

My wife is an avid reality tv fan so I have seen Sunset Tan, but not that episode. But, I do believe it is a Maloof Sports and Entertainment production so it would make sense. Although, I’d have imagined Beno being on there rather than Spencer.

Kevin Martin, line 1 holding for you. Your destiny is calling. - Section214

by vfettke on Sep 4, 2008 9:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

"My wife is an avid fan..."

I tried that excuse, too. I have since defaulted to “I watch it for the articles.”

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by section214 on Sep 4, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

Because I prefer to stare at the tits

Kevin Martin, line 1 holding for you. Your destiny is calling. - Section214

by vfettke on Sep 4, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Misunderestimations

Man, I way,way overestimated your taste in TV. Also, you way, way underestimated my elitist snobbery.

Shut up and Coach

by Carl on Sep 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I swear to you, sir: I was flipping by. I noticed a gawky 20-year-old pasty dude. I sacrificed five minutes of my life for this vignette.

I did watch Top Model before that, though.

by Ziller on Sep 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Imagine my horror...

is the correct name for this post. But less because of Hawes’ tanning and more because of our fearless leaders’ questionable choice in television programming.

If either one mentions seeing Mikki More on Quack Factory I’m starting my own Kings’ blog…which I’ll update twice yearly…

by rbiegler on Sep 4, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm shocked a Republican would like scantily clad women`

What’s wrong with Spencer?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 4, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs