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Imagine My Horror ...

... when, as I flip channels to find something to fall asleep to, I come across a shirtless Spencer Hawes getting a spray tan from The Olly Girls in an episode of Sunset Tan. Hawes and the ladies compare hand sizes. The girls ask if he is a giant. I double-take because at first he looks like Michael Phelps.

There's no online evidence of this storm, but section214 said he also saw the segment. Be glad you did not.

This Spencer cat ... what a freaking enigma.

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Where's the mystery?

A 20-year-old kid who has money and wants to be famous doing reality TV with hot girls.

Sounds fairly normal (in an alternate reality NBA way) to me.

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 4, 2008 9:08 AM PDT   0 recs

Haha

My wife is an avid reality tv fan so I have seen Sunset Tan, but not that episode. But, I do believe it is a Maloof Sports and Entertainment production so it would make sense. Although, I’d have imagined Beno being on there rather than Spencer.

Kevin Martin, line 1 holding for you. Your destiny is calling. - Section214

by vfettke on Sep 4, 2008 9:34 AM PDT   1 recs

"My wife is an avid fan..."

I tried that excuse, too. I have since defaulted to “I watch it for the articles.”

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Sep 4, 2008 12:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Really?

Because I prefer to stare at the tits

Kevin Martin, line 1 holding for you. Your destiny is calling. - Section214

by vfettke on Sep 4, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Misunderestimations

Man, I way,way overestimated your taste in TV. Also, you way, way underestimated my elitist snobbery.

Shut up and Coach

by Carl on Sep 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT   0 recs

I swear to you, sir: I was flipping by. I noticed a gawky 20-year-old pasty dude. I sacrificed five minutes of my life for this vignette.

I did watch Top Model before that, though.

by Ziller on Sep 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Imagine my horror...

is the correct name for this post. But less because of Hawes’ tanning and more because of our fearless leaders’ questionable choice in television programming.

If either one mentions seeing Mikki More on Quack Factory I’m starting my own Kings’ blog…which I’ll update twice yearly…

by rbiegler on Sep 4, 2008 3:25 PM PDT   0 recs

I'm shocked a Republican would like scantily clad women`

What’s wrong with Spencer?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 4, 2008 3:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Dunno

But it must be wrong with SB, too.

Just sayin’.

Let's go home.-Kevin Martin

by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 4, 2008 3:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Another idol crumbles

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm trying really hard to avoid the Mark Foley/Larry Craig jokes

Kevin Martin, line 1 holding for you. Your destiny is calling. - Section214

by vfettke on Sep 4, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, horniness respects no party

..actually, parties are all about horniness.

I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball

by JediLeroy on Sep 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What other King would you have prefered on Sunset Tan?

Peaches yelling at the Olly girls that they’re idiots?

More of this brand of hilariosu insight can be found at vegaskings.blogspot.com and now reclaimingthetitle.blogspot.com

by Muff209 on Sep 4, 2008 11:09 PM PDT   0 recs

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