Imagine My Horror ...

... when, as I flip channels to find something to fall asleep to, I come across a shirtless Spencer Hawes getting a spray tan from The Olly Girls in an episode of Sunset Tan. Hawes and the ladies compare hand sizes. The girls ask if he is a giant. I double-take because at first he looks like Michael Phelps.

There's no online evidence of this storm, but section214 said he also saw the segment. Be glad you did not.

This Spencer cat ... what a freaking enigma.

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