Two More Months Of Pandering

by section214 on Sep 5, 2008 6:51 PM PDT in Commentary

No, not until the election. We're down to two months of my pandering on behalf of the SPCA.

"Hey, Bobby Jackson, will you be relieved when section214 finally stops filling the front page with pleas for doggy dollars and feline funding?"

"Mos Def."

"Hey, it's Reggie Theus' media coach. Dude, are you getting tired of all of this bucks begging?"

"Mmpf, mmpf, mmpf."

So here's the scoop. We're $238 away from our goal of $999 and we have until October 31. That's like 12 wins away from a 50 win season (or 12 losses away from a 50 loss season for you pessimists).

My donation this month is $1 per predicted win for this season. For some of you, that would be $23. For me, it's $41. That's right...$41. I say 38 minus Ron equals 32. But 32 plus better health equals 41. Remember, I am quite insane.

For those of you on a tight budget, it is quite appropriate to make your donation based on wins amassed by Memphis or Minnesota or Oklahoma City. Can't make that? OK, how 'bout 'dem Raiders? Every little bit helps.

Again, many thanks to all of you for your continued support. Go Kings, and go SPCA.

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Theus pic

spot on.

by thekangarooster on Sep 6, 2008 12:41 AM PDT reply actions

41 !!!!

TZ the optimist! Wow, I am surprised. Wish that I could join you in a +40 prediction, but I can’t see that happening. Don’t get me wrong, I see us close to .500 – just not quite over the hump. I see us more like 35 – 40.

Still, I love that enthusiasm.

by Kusian on Sep 6, 2008 12:44 AM PDT reply actions

From TZ it would be educated optimism

From me it is simply the unbridled ravings of a lunatic madman.

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by section214 on Sep 6, 2008 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions

At least you admit it

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

214 the optimist!

I’ll donate an amount equal to the number of toys and household items our new Yolo SPCA rescue (Stella, below) has destroyed in the three weeks since she joined our family. It’s more than my win expectations.

As always, thanks to everyone was has donated, who will donate, with special thanks to 214 for heading up the effort. We can make a difference!

by Tom Ziller on Sep 6, 2008 7:13 AM PDT reply actions

How does the cat feel about the newest addition?

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by section214 on Sep 6, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions

Cat? What cat? And dammit Stella, why are you coughing up fur?

by Tom Ziller on Sep 6, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Done and done

According to the front page totals, we were $155 away from reaching the goal. Oddly enough, my accountant says that a donation of that amount will keep me from going into a higher tax bracket.

Actually, I’m full of crap. I don’t have an accountant, and I don’t have any danger of changing tax brackets anytime soon. But I do love me some precious animals and stuff.

Way to go StR. We did it.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Sep 7, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions