Spencer Hawes' MySpace

This is borderline noteworthy until you see it. I'm not sure what the best part is, the signed photo of Laura and George Bush, the fact that he's a Harry Potter fan, the "dip til I rip" headline (someone's been hanging around Brad Miller), the fact that he's a republican athlete in Sac and apparently has yet to meet Arnold, or this picture. The collection of awkward posed photos with fans is also hilarious.

Give that man more minutes

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I’d feel a lot better if he’d knock Robert F—king Swift out of his Top 8.

by Ziller on Sep 7, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You gotta be kidding right?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Spencer becomes a great player

we’ll be using words like “eccentric” and “flamboyant.” But right now the words “strange” and “weird” come to mind.

Go on with your bad self, Spence!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Sep 7, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dayam

Udrih has a hot girlfriend, if that girl next to him is his girlfriend.

by CloudyEyes on Sep 7, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It helps when

You have a $30 million deal.

Shut up and Coach

by Carl on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sad there's no photo of him in the Peaches shirt is on there.

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by Muff209 on Sep 7, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

At least he's a 24 fan

Kinds counteracts him being a Republican

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by vfettke on Sep 7, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Simpsons too

Not exactly a conservative-friendly show.

Shut up and Coach

by Carl on Sep 8, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm 99.9%

certain that’s a fake My Space, but it’s so spectacular who cares?

In other news…does it concern anyone else that Beno has a lazy eye?

by rbiegler on Sep 7, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I dunno

Before I posted this, big hawes hadn’t logged in since August. Hours later? He logs in. I hope it’s him.

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by Muff209 on Sep 7, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never hurt T-mac or Nash

I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball

by JediLeroy on Sep 8, 2008 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So accdg to the friends' comments...

Spence’s nicknames are “Whitezilla” (which is awesome) and “jew” (which is cringeworthy).

Life is every mammal's journey from very very wet to very very dry.

by Holmdel on Sep 7, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hawes Hawes!

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by andy sims on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Excellent!

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by section214 on Sep 8, 2008 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're crazier than me

Which is saying something.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Added

I’ve added big hawes as a friend, we’ll see if he accepts.

Also, should he become my myspace friend, i’ll receive automatic updates anytime something changes, such as his mood or profile song. I’ll be sure to post regular updates.

…

god, i am so drunk right now.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Sep 7, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm still awaiting approval from Kayte Christensen

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by Muff209 on Sep 8, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that it matters

But if Shawes was going to list his hometown as Seattle’s area code why not just include the Space Needle and get it tat’d on his right forearm? (I consider that to be the mark of a dumbass but that’s me. And I ain’t talkin about the tat.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs