Kings Tickets For Sale - Now You Can Be The View From Section 214
by section214 on Oct 12, 2009 4:38 AM PDT
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Who wants Kings tickets?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sit in the same seat as a real live blogger? To know how the curvature of your tush aligns with the tush of a longtime season ticket holder? To attend a game with a 100% guarantee of a Kings victory (Disclaimer: 100% guarantee of victory is not guaranteed)?
Well, here is your chance. The combination of the economy, my marriage, my job, the economy, common sense, gas prices, an enlarged prostate, and the economy, I am selling off a few games. Here is your chance to be section214, without the excessive debt or the groupies.
The seats are located in section 214 (who knew?). They are six rows up in the 2nd deck, half-court view. I think that they are the best seats in house for the money, and I’m not just saying that because I’m trying to sell them. They are $81 a game for two seats, parking not included.
Think of it! Tyreke Evans for only $81. Kevin Martin is marked down to the low, low price of $81. Thompson, Hawes, Casspi – all priced to move at the ridiculous price of $81.
And if you act within the next 20 minutes (because we can’t do this all day), we will extend your StR membership for no extra charge. Spumoni, rigatoni, cannelloni, Nocioni!
The available games (all start times are 7 PM except Sunday games, which begin at 6 PM):
· Tue, 11/10 – OKC Thunder (Kevin Durant, as coached by Scott Brooks!) SOLD!
· Tue, 11/17 – Chicago Bulls (John Salmons, Brad Miller, and some guy named Derrick something.) SOLD!
· Sat, 12/12 – Minnesota Timberwolves (Tyreke takes on Johnny Flynn!) SOLD!
· Sat, 1/2 – Dallas Mavericks (Dirk, Jason and the gang.) SOLD!
· Sun, 3/7 – OKC Thunder (Maybe Cisco will be back by then)
· Sun, 3/14 – Minnesota Timberwolves (Will Kurt Rambis still be employed?) SOLD!
· Fri, 3/19 – Milwaukee Bucks (Martin vs. Redd – This time it’s offensive.)
If you are interested you may email me (sacshecky@aol.com) or respond in the thread. First come, first serve.
You, your 2009-10 Sacramento Kings and tickets in section 214. It was meant to be.
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The last time I was going to get tickets from you my father in law ended up in the hospital
so count me in for both Thunder games
kidding, of course
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Do you accept paypal?
If so mark me down for Dirk and the gang.
Do you smoke grass in space Bowie? Or do you smoke astro turf?
I've paid out via paypal
but I’ve never received. It can’t be that tough, right? The Mavs are yours – I’ll drop you an email and we’ll work out the details.
Krusty the Clown in section 214 – makes me kind of misty.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Especially because he's AKA Mr. Teenie
thanks section!!
Paypal is simple and I have buyer credit so it makes this possible ;)
About to send you an email.
Do you smoke grass in space Bowie? Or do you smoke astro turf?
OK, I'm going to say it, but it pains me to do so.
Section, I love you, but this should have gone in the fanpost column on the right. It really has no place being a front page story. Obviously, do what ever you want. Again, I love you, but this is pretty self serving for a front page piece imo.
Of course, what the hell do I know. It’s been 15 months since I felt the need to post something worth a FanPost and 18 months since I since I posted something worth being on the front page.
All you Kevin haters, please take a look at the 18 month old link, for a little perspective, just for fun.
Oh, the good old days, a front page post that was also featured on Truehoop and it only got 11comments. We’ve come along way baby.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Stop your whining
I’ve never had a fanpost on the front page (not that I’m complaining). Besides, the good old days are just for old people like you & me Kfan.
Oh, and stop your whining.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
But since it is on the front page, I have this trailer for sale, cheap!
"Shut up and Coach!"
Vfettke
You can't fool me - those are Utah Jazz colors
by betweentheeyes on Oct 12, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Well your fanposts are all too long to put on the front page
but, thanks for noticing that I used his self serving post to self-servingly remind everyone that some of us old-timers have posted some decent stuff. But yeah, Section is my hero, so I’m not really that upset with him. I am pretty proud of that “The 26th Pick” article though, best thing I’ve ever written.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Oct 12, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry about it
I was just taking the opportunity to call you a whiny bitch. You should know that by now. :P
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
and be glad he didn't call you a rat bastard
"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley
Who
Kfan calling me a rat bastard? Sheeeeeeet. I am one. That isn’t an insult. It’s a compliment from a guy whose too lazy to live in the US.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
For what its worth
I agree with Kfan, both on his opinion of section, and that this should have gone to a fanpost, in my humble opinion.
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I cleared this. section214 puts in a ton of hours writing here for no pay or anything. The least I can do is allow him to make his tickets available to the audience he entertains year-round. It’s once a year.
Then Pookey should be able to open an Ebay store here.
expecially if you go by word count.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
...only once a year?
So much for posting my Amway line of fine products.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
You should sell Confederate Products
It’s a different kind of product for a different kind of people.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Hey 214
I appreciate people like you that go out on a limb and purchase the season tickets and allow others to share in your experience by selling tickets for select games. I really appreciate people like you that take the risk.
On a side note, I almost got tickets to the Niners/Falcons game, but wife had other plans. Good thing I didnt go, I prolly would have punched a Falcons fan :-) Anyway that is a totally different story.. Good for you selling your experience to share with others. Most of us could not afford to do it ~~
Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!
If I pay extra, can you include the groupies?
Dip til I rip
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by Muff209 on Oct 12, 2009 8:22 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I can only imagine what kind of groopies...
..A middle aged guy who goes to basketball games just about every night in the fall and winter would attract. The Typical Skyline Lounge Lizzard type with the Kings gear, all brand new from the Kings Store (tags still attached for possible return…) slinging Cosmopolitans down her throat like it is medicine. Yea, nothing like groopies that have to have a stiff one in the morning to get rid of the shakes so she can find her wig…
Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!
Bite your tongue
we should all be lucky enough to know a woman (or two, or seven) like that!
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but on the other hand, her dentures are in a glass of water on her night stand
"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley
Unfortunately you don't have one available when I'm coming home for Xmas
Or I would buy one.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I would drive the hour to join you
so re-consider – and I’ll buy the first round (and with me driving, there would be only half a round for me)
by betweentheeyes on Oct 12, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Pookey has no nuts
Small grains of sand are all that are remaining. It is sad, but it is true….
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Oct 12, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I won't be there for any of the dates he's selling
So, to vf & Kfan, feel free to kick my air nuts. You already do anyway.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I, too, will rec that
If only because I never thought of it to begin with. Originality matters. Ayup.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I will add that I am in the market for some games two seats
lower level preferred. Anything that is rim line or below particularly. I will check Craig’s List but since this is out there…
oh, and it is BYOG
by betweentheeyes on Oct 12, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions
Avast matey
I’ll buy the Timberwolves tickets. My two favorite draft picks not named Rubio playing against each other for Point Guard supremacy. Also a chance to boo Theus when he’s announced.
Seriously though, I’ll buy the T-Wolves tickets.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Just noticed there's two T-Wolves games
Let me get back to you on which one I want. 3/7 Cisco could be back, but 12/12 I’ll probably get a chance to see Casspi sooner. Plus its closer to my Dad’s birthday/Christmas.
I’m leaning towards 12/12 simply because its sooner.
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Maybe you'll get lucky and David Kahn will make the trip
and you can show him your PASPN league and be like “See what I did with your team. Suck it Kahn!”
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He'll resign on the spot and offer his position to me
First thing I do is trade Al Jefferson and Ramon Sessions for Kenny Thomas and Beno Udrih.
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If the Kings and Timberwolves just combined
That’d be an absolutely ridiculous team. I guess you could say that about any two teams, but they’re strong in what we aren’t, and we’re strong where they aren’t.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Sessions/Martin/Evans/Love/Jefferson
with Flynn/Cisco/Noc/JT/Spence off the bench
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I'd start Flynn over Sessions
Flynn is going to be a great Floor General.
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