Jerry Reynolds Needs Our Help!
by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM PST
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Jerry Reynolds (right) is a tool box of knowledge. Peaches (left) is just a tool.
No?
How about Jerry Reynolds (right) is a fountain of knowledge. Peaches (left) is just a drip.
No?
All righty - The tree of Jerry Reynolds yields much knowledge, but Peaches is just a fruit.
I was listening to the Rise Guys this morning, and on comes Jerry Reynolds. I need text alerts or something to advise me whenever Reynolds is going to be on, because he is always informative, insightful, and damn funny.
This morning was no exception. The thing that struck me as I listened to Jerry is that he gives us so much and asks for so little in return. And I feel guilty about that. I mean, on the one hand, I did buy a copy of "Reynolds Remembers." On the other hand, I have loaned it out freely instead of making people go out and buy their own copy. What to do? I mean, what do you get the man that has (done) everything?
And then Jerry gave me the answer. He mentioned that the folks at StR were giving him a hard time over his difficulty in attaining a decent nickname for Omri Casspi. I can relate to Jerry’s problem. My literary punchbowl is 5% punch, 5% punch-like substitute, and 90% unfiltered turd. Jerry Reynolds is in a creative chasm, a place that none of us ever want to find ourselves.
The Rise Guys tried to console him by telling him that even the greatest baseball player can’t hit a homerun every time (or something like that), but you could tell Jerry was darn near inconsolable. Our opinion means everything to Jerry Reynolds – it is what gets him up and out of bed every morning. Jerry Reynolds needs our help. Jerry Reynolds has cried out to Sactown Royalty for help. We cannot fail Jerry, or we fail ourselves. If we cannot get this done, Jerry has no nickname for Casspi, and that means a few more seconds of air time for you-know-who (rhymes with beaches).
Now, we had some nickname posts a couple of months ago, but I want to zero in on Casspi, and provide Jerry with a thread full of options.
My personal favorite has been NoceOne’s "The Playa from Judea." But this might be a little too Semitic for JR (but man, how I would love to hear that on the air), so things like "Omri Casspi is Torah-riffic!" or "Omri Casspi – he isn’t just for break-fast anymore" is probably way, way too Jewish for Mr. Reynolds. "Omripotent" or "Omripresent" gets us closer to a genuine Jerryism, but they may lack the homespun warmth that you find in "Beno-Draino" or "The Brock Ness Monster."
So let’s get it together, people! We boast a high 3-digit IQ here, at least collectively. Let’s deliver for Jerry. You know that he’d do it for you.
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I was thinking that one too
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Rock the Cassbah
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
The O.C.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Don’t call it that.
www.BothTeamsPlayedHard.net
by Both Teams Played Hard on Nov 4, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
The Tasmanian Israelian
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
You put up a post saluting JR and ask us to help JR and then you
make fun of JR… Rec’d
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
Things I think I thought of, or stole
After a 3-pointer: The Casspian Three!
I believe that “Oh-Mri-Goodness” has been thrown around here before. If nobody else recalls this, I’ll be glad to steal the credit.
Can’t recall if somebody mentioned this one, but after a steal it could be referred to as a “Gaza Strip”, but probably too political.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
that or Oh-Mri-goodness are probably the most Jerry like
I like Oh-Mri-God. But can’t picture Jerry doing a valley girl voice.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
Oh-Mri-Yahweh
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
This was one that came to mind
to me as well. I like it. But I dont think the kids read C.S. Lewis these days. Or maybe the movie version just hasnt come out yet.
No the movie version came out like a year ago.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Young Kippur?
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Will never be used
but funny
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
How about
“I’ll chew your face off to win a basketball game”? Or is that too clunky?
Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.
by otis29 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
a bit
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
Nice-play-by-Omri-Peaches-you're-a-douche
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
Casspi if you can....
A true Jerryism.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM PST reply actions 8 recs
Casspi the friendly Israeli.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
Or...Put me in coach, Omri-eady to play.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This matter requires serious thought
To the lab!
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nope
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
Whats the reference?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Back from the lab
Test results showed that “Playa from Judea” was most Jerry-like.
The Great Casspi and Omri, Oh My also tested very well.
New results include the Omribus, OmriCass Prime, and Kosher Cassperole.
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"Call CSI - That was hummus-side!"
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Lol.
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Moses
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:43 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know why I laughed.
But I did.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
LET MY THREEPOINTERS GO! IN THE BASKET!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
He parts the D!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Moses was found in a basket after all
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hah
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
King David?
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
Omri's here to kick ass and eat hummus
and he can’t find any good hummus.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Duke Jew-kem.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I think that one is a 'no'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
I like the Omripotent, Omripresent, Omridiculous. How about: He's Om-fire! (no burning bush reference intended)
for the future All-Star of David playa from Judea? Because this Hebrew National must answer to a higher authority…
Cass-Spree for three! (just kidding, I just was trying to help, because Jerry needs to feed his kids).
uhmm…. “the eleveneth commandment is: You must score the basketball”
sorry, everything in my Dead Sea of names is floating to the top…(at least I didn’t say, Moses – leading the Kings to the promised land – but wandered the desert for 40 years, nevermind)
How about “Chai Five”? (the number 18 in Hebrew is “chai” meaning life).
I got nothing…..
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 8:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think "that was Omridiculous" is a winner.
I can just hear Jerry using that all year.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
You'd think this would be easier
considering Omri was a king:
“He seems to have been a vigorous and unscrupulous ruler, anxious to strengthen his dynasty by intercourse and alliances with foreign states.”
Vanquish the Foe, a BYU Cougars blog at SB Nation
King Omri, Lord of the Three!
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
One for Peaches...
“If Jew don’t like that, Jew don’t like Kings basketball! Oh boy!”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Jewmanji
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha I remember that from the Nickname thread
Loved that.
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I like Jewbacca too
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oy vey. not Oh Boy.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Touché
always have to one-up me, don’t you Aykis…
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Yes.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I don't know about Omri, but I've got one for Peaches:
SCHMUCK
Vanquish the Foe, a BYU Cougars blog at SB Nation
by sroufe on Nov 3, 2009 8:58 PM PST reply actions 8 recs
Because I avert my eyes.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Peach Putz
Rec’d
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Peach Putz
Me likely. Almost as much as Peachosaurus Rex.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nah, schmuck is almost friendly.
Peaches is a putz.
I don't think this helps but
the national animal of Israel is the mountani gazelle. Which is very Omri like
the national bird is the Hoopoe
yes, I google.
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
When Omri posterizes some dude
“There was nothing Kosher about that!”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
that is about as PC as
“the circumsizer”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If PC is what we're going for
I’m the wrong man for the job.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
This thread is getting out of hand.
but that was ridiculously funny!
by UCIrvine kings fan on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
I think Jerry could get away with "The Shalom Slammer"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
That sounds like a drink
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Prince Casspian works better
from the CHRONIC what? LES OF NARNIA
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
::cough:: nerd ::cough cough::
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1397/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-lazy-sunday
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
No need, I'm quite familiar, but thanks
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
Its fun to watch again.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I think the "Iran" one is my favorite
I still get that one stuck in my head sometimes
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Ha yeah that ones funny
“I’m on a Boat” is up there too
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I barely remember that one
but I think I liked it
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
Michael Jewdon
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
The Casspian D
Parts for no man.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty good
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
JersuSLAM
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
I like it
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
When Omri makes a basket
Jerry can say “Jewbetcha that was going in”
by kwill on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I like
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
biggest stretch of the night
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
i can beat that for a big stretch
“Omri is playing large tonight. How large? He is Mama Caas-pi phat!”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, you win
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
Jewbacca
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
forgot that one
I’m going with Jewmanji and Jewbacca for the game threads. Those are fun. Maybe throw in the occasional The O.C. for 3! or Moses.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
I'm totally bustin' out Michael Jewdon on the game threads
and you will be glad I did
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
you know he has an excellent money portfolio by now
by TheManTheLegend on Nov 3, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
Kickin' tail for Israel!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
Omri delivering the Mail for Israel.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Did anyone mention "The Hebrew Hammer?"
I think that was one from Section214 in the old nickname thread. And it’s a good one.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
When Omri drives past his defender
Jerry can say “Hebrew right by him!”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:18 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
+ 2
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
The old nickname thread for those interested
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
The Gaza Stripper was pretty good
But not very PC haha
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
as I mentioned earlier (up thread), the number 18 in Hebrew is good luck. It is "Chai" for life.
Omri is living the “Chai Life”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, wait I've got it!
Cassptastic!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
It was a joke
That was Jerry’s, that we were complaining about in the game thread.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna give that a no
but I laughed like hell
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
good one
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
A little variation on an earlier one
Casspi Can!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Can he? Caaassspi Can!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
boo
I just imagined Jerry saying that, and it made me a little sick
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
I can't breathe- - - -
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
I kinda like that one
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
"This Israeli don't fail-i"
might just be corny enough for Jerry
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
or 'won't'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
Casspi snips the foreskin off that ball!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:32 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
You should be banned for that one
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
thats the idea
its for a defensive sequence
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm... only on too aggressive ball defense
You been scrotumized.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
Rec'd
For making me LOL (fer realz).
Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.
I just feel bad for Lttg's wife
What with Lttg having foreskin on his balls. eww
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok ' -off that play'
(you don’t have skin on your balls?)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
I believe an additional response could be
nah, mine is so big, I have fiveskin
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
When Omri is hitting a few 3s in a row...
“Omri is on a Dead Sea Roll!!”
Hahaha. Get it? :(
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
He came down the mountain on that play!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
*after a sick block or steal - "Casspi is getting Nasty!!!"
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
VERY NICE!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
alternatively, when he gets blocked
“Casspi ran into the wailing wall on that play”
Section, I bought "Reynolds Remembers" it was a fun read. I am afraid that Mr. Reynolds has the good sense to realize that after reading this thread
he is on his own.
Nonsense
This is gold, bte. Gold!!!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
*If Casspi uses glass on a shot - "Casspi WEST BANKED that in!"
hahaha. get it? :/
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
Or Omri oh my.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, sorry aykis
Just realized you already came up with it :)
Actually I didn't
I should find out who did though. Here’s my post on the Jerry 30Q:
"Thank Heavens for Evans!" (H/T to Exhibit G on the Sign Lady 30Q)
"Omri Oh my" (H/T to someone else thats not me, also in the Sign Lady 30Q)
Now my own creations, but don’t quote me on that.
"Mayday!"
"Tyriffic!"
"Tyriffied"
"That was Omridiculous"
"Looks like the Brock Ness Monster is coming into the game"
"The Mason keeps laying bricks"
"Sergio gives K-Mart a taste of some Spanish Chocolate"
So far I’ve heard Brock Ness Monster (Yay I did something!), Tyriffic, and Thank Heavens for Evans. Let me find out who came up with Omri Oh My so they get their dues.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
And the creator is our own LTTG
I think she’d like
OMRI
Oh- MY!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Sep 4, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And LPA also came up with it
And earlier.
How about…
"I’m Phallin for Westphal." No, wait. That’s Ailene.
"I <3 Jon BLOCKman"
"Somebody take over. I’ve been holding it since the second quarter."
"Omri, Oh, my!"
"This sign sponsored by Prozac"
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 4, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I think I may have back when
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Duly noted above
But LPA beat you by about an hour.
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yeah - obvious
I bow
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Whenever Casspi dives for loose balls or attacks the basket and makes his shots.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
Omri "Ca$hpi"
“The Mossad Machine”
“The Sniper”
“The Beast from the Middle East”
"If U Dont Like That U Dont Like Kings Basketball" - GN
Casspi really founded a nation in enemy territory there!
(no)
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Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
A real head scratcher
All I could come up with Israeli Assassin, Israeli Sniper, Israeli Sharpshooter, suicide bomber, etc. You know where my head is at. :)
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 9:51 PM PST reply actions
boo
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
The Crazy Israeli?
That won’t work for Jerry, but you probably just gave Chuck Peterson his inspiration for his next ad run.
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StR FTW!!!
You guys have been on fire since yesterday’s win. 200 comment here, 250 there, another 200 in other thread. When the Kings win it all this place will be shut down.
The future begins now...
Could you imagine if StR had existed back in the early 00s?
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Shh!
Balls are banned here after the lottery and Cisco.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
this with a phone modem
I would have rather mailed it in
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
Not everyone has a nickname, ya know?
maybe we should leave it at that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You obviously weren't.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Maybe a play on what Westphal said
about Omri really being hungry.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions
I wonder what Omri would say if he saw this thread
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
Probably
YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Guys, we're trying to help JR out
Not entertain ourselves here!
So I need to put my pants back on?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
The way this thread is going...
I wouldn’t be surprised
you other guys wear pants?
hey, boxers or briefs? Can I have a show of hands? ooops, nevermind
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I've never been less tempted to click on a link
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
That got me.
My first out-loud laugh during this whole thread.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions
The Zionist Zapper
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST reply actions
Alright, tone it down a bit there chief
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
CC is just trying to upset the Jewish threaders (hey, a tailor joke!)
But we’re considering the source.
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from the Malcom X collection no doubt
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
from the Malcom X collection no doubt
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
My Favorites:
Casspi is gettin’ nasty!
Can He? Casspi Can!
Casspi JeruSlamms it!
Cruisin’ for a Casswhuppin!
(Maybe also ‘Parted the dead sea’ and ‘Really came down the mountain’)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Parted the D instead of parted the sea
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
right!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Moses!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:28 AM PST up reply actions
thief
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Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
I didn't read the whole thread..
Did i rip someone off?
I did a ' he really cut the foreskin - ' thing
but just kidding
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
Dead Sea Shooter
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Pretty good
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
yep - good one
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
The Soaring Semite
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:08 PM PST reply actions
coming to a game thread near you
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
This belongs in the "big stretch" category, I believe
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I can totally see Jerry using that one
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Bar Rafeaili
is the Hebrew Hottie
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
:O
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And the thread stops.
Haha
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Where's your Messiah now?
M’yah.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Helloooooooooo.
that hit me like a five hour energy shot.
Christ-on-a-cross that's a hot Jew
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
circumcise me twice for a shot at that!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Defeats the purpose a bit though, no?
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Its a joke about a very devout jew
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Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Nah -
Just winds up looking like a turtle neck wrapped in a comforter
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ahh foreskin jokes
….. but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase…
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Okay, you lost me
I guess I’m not that good at visualizing manparts
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
nice
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:31 AM PST up reply actions
Now that's what I call Jewcy
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Too John Madden
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
Krav Macasspi
For those that don’t know, Krav Maga is an Israeli Special Forces martial art.
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCJ64DW4GTA
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interesting.
The nicknames not as good if you have to explain it..
its like a bad joke.
I think this one wins the Obscure Reference Award
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
On a serious note
Casspi probably actually knows a bit of Krav Maga.
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Can't - breathe - Again! (gasp)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
We should've closed this thread at 10pm PST
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
How about
Butch Casspi and the Sundance Kid?
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Excellent
on an assist or an assisted play
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
We'd need a sharpshooter to be Sundance
Do we have one of those?
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It would work with Cisco Kid
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oops, posted it below before I got to this
Good one Lttg
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:33 AM PST up reply actions
Butch Casspi and the Cisco Kid!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:32 AM PST up reply actions
I think Jerry's ging to go wiuth an extension
like the Casspirator or Casspirrific.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:23 PM PST reply actions
The opponents are all
Cassping for breath …
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This made me chuckle
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Rec'd
The Casswipes have just arrived, your Holiness.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Casspilicious
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions
still too John Madden for me but . .
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
can I get some Hummus with that?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Omrick Castley
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
What happens when Kayte Christensen marries Omri and becomes
Kayte Casspi?
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST reply actions
A shiksa is sweet, but they're not kosher meat
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
"Hold the gluten and hide the bacon, Omri's hungry tonight!"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST reply actions
oh (cough gasp) NO!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
Hide the bacon Casspi is sizzlin!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
Or ' Hide the bacon! Casspi is cookin tonight!'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Aha, that's the one!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
Get the litter box
Casspi is everywhere!
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm a bit ashamed of how much this one made me chuckle.
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, don't blame me, I was just channeling Jerry
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
First endorsement
“Hi, this is Omri Casspi for Hungry Man Kosher dinners … "
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 PM PST reply actions
His children are going to grow up to have
big Casspirations …
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions
I could see Jerry using "Casspirations"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
Man -
This thread is going to explode when pookey finally shows up and starts back filling it.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You mean until the bikini pic completely derails him
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
You got Mancakes -
And Latkas -
Judgment day is coming!
by Widowwolf on Nov 3, 2009 10:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Latkasspi
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
unless you meant
Latka Gravas
thank you very much
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
always kinda creeped me out
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Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
FYI, On Twitter
@MrJonBrockman wakes up every morning and wonders what he’s going to eat for breakfast.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he's just messing with us
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
"Holy hummus, I can't believe what I just saw!"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST reply actions
Use I casspelieve what I just saw and you've got a winner
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
by kangsfan on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry Casspelieve doesn't work for me
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Good.
I rarely seek it either.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
There you go
yet another team effort
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
Future Game Wrapup
“Well, so long from Arco Arena, where tonight the Kings won 162-102 and delivered a true Casswhoopin’ to the Grizllies …”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST reply actions
Put it in the old book and send him to the line!
Oh, wait . . . this is for Jerry
by bignerd on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I like
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
"he served up a ham & cheese omri-et in Kobe's face"
Ok , it’s a bit of a stretch, but hey anything degrading Kobe should count for something.
Ba-da
You had to go with ham?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I doubt he'd be serving a ham and cheese anything
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Casspi is hangin on him like a yamika
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
SCRAPPY COCO
All night long I heard Peaches say how Casspi was Scrappy… and I loved that damn Zohan movie!
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
Haha I've been calling Omri the Zohan since before we drafted him
But Scrappy Coco could be his alter ego.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
That shot was simply
Uncasspilieveable!!!!
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:40 PM PST reply actions
No. Omridiculous works better there.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
He's at the top of the
Classpi
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:40 PM PST reply actions
Cashpi is money from 3!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
This thread is like a whoopie cushion
full of hot air, useless, rude and funny. Thanks for a fun evening.
SuperCASSPIfragilisticexpialidocious
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
by kromeace on Nov 3, 2009 10:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I could see Jerry using that
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Put it in the book and send him to the line for another
Casspirtunity
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST reply actions
Thats a jerryism all right
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Playa from Judea is still the best one
But I think after a three, saying “YOU’VE BEEN BOMB MITZVAH’D!” would be glorious.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Bomb-ri works well too.
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Ah, the re-inforcements are here
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
I'm fond of the unneccessary hyphen
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a hyphen fiend myself
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Hyphen, not hymen
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Omri just casstrated *Insert player he's guarding*
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I sort of like it. Especially if Ginobli was playing for us.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Haha nice.
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Jack the Omripper
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM PST reply actions
This thread is
getting omritarded
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Take that Casback!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You're pretty good at coming up with ones
that Jerry would never ever ever say. I know that wasn’t your point with this one, but “Omritarded” is equal parts clever and inappropriate.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
On a dunk?
“Shabbat ShaLAM!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Shalom-Wow!
He makes you say Wow! every time.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Are you trying to start a fight with me?
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like you beat me to the punch.
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But you need to post in the next 20 minutes
because we can’t do this all day.
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who the hell is that guy?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
Give it a few years
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
You'll love his nuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xOA82k2IK4&feature=related
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Seriously though, guess who I was for Halloween
minus the hooker bites.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
I kind of still like the Bris'd Bomber, too.
But, I have no class.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
we know
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
Again, very clever
but very very un-Jerry. Though I suppose that would include about 80% of this thread, including most of my own.
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
80% is pretty conservative in my opinion lol
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After that shot ...
“… The Grizzlies are going to need a Casspirator to revive their hopes.”
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST reply actions
hmmm, reverse that somehow
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
OK
“The Kings are still alive after that Casspirator.”
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
close, maybe
The Casspirator really revived the Kings there!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
I approve that improvement
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Just to hear Jerry try to say this would be priceless:
“Omri! CHALLAH!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Jerrt would hock one up on Grant trying to make the hard "ch" sound
Which of course would be a bonus.
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Already been mentioned
But I don’t blame you for not reading through 3000 comments before posting your own
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
I think you mentioned this in my nickname thread.
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I've become really partial to BOM-ri
Though it may not be PC
"Casspi went to the hoop like it was 30% off!"
Oh, lighten up,
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
How andy simitic of you.
But I giggled.
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Not mine
Somebody (I can’t remember who) came up with it, and it is brilliant.
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That would be me...
but i cannot take credit for the brilliance that is Andy Sims.
"It must be tax season, because Omri's putting up huge numbers!"
or some such
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM PST reply actions
A penny saved is a Casspi earned!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Hahhahahaha
I can totally see Jerry saying this.
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agreed
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
excellent
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
You just want to get Bris in there somehow.
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Enough with the foreskin jokes.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
It's past my bedtime.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Jerry's got to be able to glean
something out of this thread
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
hopefully not a heart attack
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Like to stop reading StR.
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Hopefully he doesn't stop calling-in to the Rise Guys
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
My guess, he learns
to be careful what you wish for
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
Kanye West Bank
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Gettin a bit tired?
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
Omri giveth and Omri taketh away
After a pass and a steal. . . I think I need to sleep.
Ba-da
by Ba-Da Bing on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Actually, that's right about in Jerry's wheelhouse
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
I like it
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
Nice and simple
I like it.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
The 11th commandment
Is Casspi’s law
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
(I still think a couple of the ten are about the same thing)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
After a 3 seconds call
He was in the lane so long he was putting up settlements.
I watch a lot of news.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Cashpi for Clunkers
When we sub him in.
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For Mason especially.
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WHAT?!?!? This from the biggest Mason defender on the whole site?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
Its not hard to defend Mason
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Benedict Arnold!
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
Haha you didn't get the joke
Its easy to defend Mason because he sucks at offense.
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Oh I got it
I’m just teasing because for a while there you were the only one still on Mason’s side. But I’m glad you came to your senses.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
Just to piss you off
Keep Mason starting until the offense needs a boost and then bring Noc/Casspi in.
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That's more like it
I’m much more comfortable with you as my nemesis.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
Instead of "put it in the book and send him to the line"...
“So let it be written, so let him have one”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:05 PM PST reply actions
Admittedly, my biggest stretch of the night
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
That's what the Mohel said
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rimshot, someone
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
deservedly so
rimshot (and doesn’t a Mohel work around the rim anyway?)
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I almost didn't publish this post
Once again, thread > post.
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I have a feeling this thread will match some game threads.
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A lot of sick and clever stuff guys!
I’m out
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Kaballer is pretty funny.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
The Fiddler on the rim?
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm becoming a
Casspiholic
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST reply actions
"He's a heck of a player, but his brother is a doctor and his cousin Shel is a lawyer"
“would it hurt him so much to call his mother sometime?”
There must be something from Yentl
that would work here …
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST reply actions
Maybe
" Paul, can you hear me? (i’m hungry to play)"
instead of
“Papa, can you hear me?”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
I think this is near the top for me
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
That shot was simply
Casspitocious!!
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:12 PM PST reply actions
The Hannukiller.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Its bad how much I lauged at this one.
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particularly if he uses that dredel spin move he has been working on
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
Omri spins the dredel and parts the D!
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Crasspi Creme.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think I've just about used all my Jew-terial
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:15 PM PST reply actions
why is this night different from all other nights?
Because Omri Casspi pours in XX points for the Kings win
oMRI scan
Ya I am typing letters of omri’s name into google now.
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Well you should at least be filtering them through your good sense before you post them here
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
That left me about an hour ago.
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Omri has a chance
to be at the head of this year’s rookie Classpi
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:16 PM PST reply actions
Earlier Aykis had "Let my shots go in"
or something like that
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
It was three pointers.
You’re version is simpler and better.
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Omri is Matzah Ballin' tonight!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
New nickname for the Kings
Casspi Critters
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions
Awnry Omri.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Ornery?
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
That's better. Ornery Omri.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
I like it.
Clever, original, AND Jerry friendly
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
Everytime Casspi shoots...
the opposing team looks TORAHFIED!!!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
For soccer fans
Thierry Omri
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Mentioned several times in previous threads
and a couple in this one. I like it though.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
"Dredel, dredel, dredel, I made it out of trey"
when he hits a three
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:22 PM PST reply actions
Or simply Trey-del
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
His nickname should be Trey-del.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I know right?
Dude Aykis you’re the best at nicknames.
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Eff you
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
But someone should really call the Rise Guys
to pass Trey-del along to Jerry
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously
It took like 500 comments, but I think we did it SN.
Omri “Trey-del” Casspi
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Is Section still here?
Can we get an official ruling on the winner?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, you're not Jerry Reynolds?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
Nope
He’s homespun, while I’m under house arrest – a subtle yet telling difference.
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Sh*t, I can't believe you one-upped me again!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
Omreally starting to love this Casspi kid.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
THE BEAR JEW.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
HAHAHA
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Wrong sport
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHA
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Omri-Won-Kenobi
The Jew-di Master
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Just when I think we've collectively reached our creative limit...
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
This thread went up late too
We haven’t even got some other main posters opinions yet.
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True
but I have a feeling that this exercise becomes a bit easier when exhaustion and alcohol start to loosen our inhibitions, much less fun in the light of day.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
but that is like saying
he shylocked him down on defense. Can’t use it.
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
More Hebrew Wars
Princess La heim
Lando Calbrissian
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Miiisa dunka onja face!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Han Shlomo
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
A+
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
Jewba the Schmuk
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Oy Vayder
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Holy Christ
who would’ve guessed there was such a rich bounty of nicknames just within the Star Wars genre
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
Boobah Fett
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The cure for all the Kings ills
Casspirin.
Just take two every four hours and call me in the morning.
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:36 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
I like Casspirin.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I think you've definitely got something to work with here
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
"...and Casspirin saves the Kings from another heartattack"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
"And the Kings are back in the game after taking a healthy dose of Casspirin"
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"Just what the doctor ordered"
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
Perfect
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Jerry if you read this
We’ve given you YEARS of material to work with. Use responsibly.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
we would take years off of his life if he read this
we would be sitting shiva
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions
But its Jerry
Class-act all around. Not like us retards.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Especially when Jerry becomes too old and senile to care about being PC
but too established and respected for anyone to stop him. All the West Bank and Foreskin stuff is on the table then. So to speak.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know why I capitalized "foreskin"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
You mean someone can talk me through my foreskin issues?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
Imagining Jerry reading this is cracking me up
“Jew Jew Binks?!? What in the hoodie doodah is wrong with these people?!?”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
Not quite
Causpicious as in auspicious
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:42 PM PST reply actions
I've been brushing up on on my German
Just read Das Casspital
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:44 PM PST reply actions
Well guys this was fun
I might wake up early to call the Rise Guys. For real.
Have fun.
Go Trey-del!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I hope you do
better you getting up early than me.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:48 PM PST up reply actions
Do you prefer brocoli ...
… or cassparagus?
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:48 PM PST reply actions
Lol I had to check one last time
Jon Broccoli and Omri Cassparagus into the game.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Will they be drinking Kevin Martinis?
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
All I know is
If some noob comes on this thread and goes too far and forces Ziller to “zap it”, heads are gonna roll.
On that note, I think I’m about spent…
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:50 PM PST reply actions
The Casspian Conquistador
or Crusader or something else that starts with C.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:53 PM PST reply actions
Former Secretary of Defense
Casspi Weinberger
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:56 PM PST reply actions
So. Nocioni may start on Wednesday, according to Amick's Twitter
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
I hate to change the subject
But speaking of nicknames, my girlfriend calls Noc “Macaroni” because it’s easier to remember than Nocioni. Can we all agree to call him this from now on? I think you’ll agree that’s its endearing.
by Grantnapeareatskittens on Nov 4, 2009 12:15 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I love this s/n
So therefore I’m recing for no other reason
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm giving a rec
Solely for the screen name.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions
There you go being technically correct in writing English
Damn editor.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
How about...
“The Fatal Dreidel”
Down By the Bay,
Where Al Davis Sucks
Back to my Home
I Dare Not go
For If I do
Singletary Will Say
Have You ever
"Passed on Crabtree on Draft Day
& Picked a Bust Like Heyward-Bey"
by sac-townz finest on Nov 4, 2009 12:41 AM PST reply actions
Omslaught? Cassiblanca? Cassassin?
I got one for T.Evans = Rekeazoid!
I like Brock-ness-monster.
It came to me in a dream
Once again, yes, I dream about Kings-related things. Often. Here’s one that I don’t think has been mentioned yet:
Cas-spi-tacular!
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Nice
Jerry can now use “Omridiculous”, “Omrimarkable” and “Casspitacular” after made shots.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
When it becomes contract time
he’ll be Cashpi !
Back with one more
That Jerry might actually get to use.
Om-ri-markable!
Better IMO than Omridiculous.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 4, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
As the creator of Omridiculous
I agree with you.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You can't have anything semitic
obviously, duh. That just won’t do on television.
I still think the guy deserves multiple nicknames … when he goes the hole or makes a smooth move, I can hear Jerry saying, "there he goes, Casspi Kreme …. " but when he makes those long threes, you have to just yell out, “BOMRI” !!! there is no other substitute.
Trey-del
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You're welcome.
Jerry if you’re reading this, I want a shout-out on TV for coming up with the Brock Ness Monster.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You came up with Brock Ness Monster?
I heard it first on the Rise Guys.
Here's the story
Ziller posted a 30Q in September about what Jerry would come up with. One of mine was Brock Ness Monsters. Then during the preseason, Amick asked one of the Maloofs what he heard Brockman’s nickname was, and he said Brock Ness Monster, thanks to Jerry Reynolds. That was a fanshot complete with video. The next day the Rise Guys talked about it and offered their own nicknames.
So either Jerry took Brock Ness Monster from me (possible, since he does read StR) or we came up with it independently (the goal was to think of what Jerry would think of after all)
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
It's yours
I would bet Jerry read it here.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
C-Pain
“…Evans, behind-the-back pass to May. May shoots from just inside the three—off the the backboard, shot clock at 5. Loose ball with bodies diving everywhere, 3 seconds. Tip by The Brockness, ball still up for grabs. Casspi gets the ball, 1 second to shoot…C-PAIN for the three!”
by clicc916 on Nov 4, 2009 8:31 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Do you mean something like OC in the OC? (Wouldn't really work at Staples..but)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Good call
And I also want to re-think the OC in the OC comment. Maybe something like “OC comin to haunt the Lakers tonight” or something.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
or
“Looks like another re-run of the OC tonight”
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
"Send it back to the kitchen, this Israeli cous cous is gritty!"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
Why did you even post it?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
You're better than that Lodi.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
casspi-ized
that fits the bill of a Jerryism more :)
This boat has Casspized?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
No that would only be if he was going the way of Douby.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Omri creating a little Casstastrophy for the opposing team
…well that’s the way I was thinking of it.
I can totally hear Jerry saying
“I’m Flabbercasspied!”
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Or
That’s Tenacious C playing some Tenacious D!
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Good ones LPA.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
If we get Favors next year
Tenacious D will be a good nickname for him.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
This one sucks
But Ornery Omri is something Jerry would say, and I haven’t seen it mentioned.
I almost had to stop reading the thread, as laughing is not allowed here. I actually do not work in a prison. Technically.
Someone did mention it
But they spelled Ornery wrong.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
It doesn't suck
I like it.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
When Omri screws up it will be
Casspi my asspi
Sorry
OMRI with a DEAD SEA SCORE!!!
I like Ninja Cassassin a lot too. I saw it earlier. Cuz he “killz” the zone right? HAHAHA. Get it?
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
I like the Dead Sea Score
Ninja Cassassassin isn’t half bad either.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
One too many asses in there Pook.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Cass-assassin
What bitch? What?!?!?! What????
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Spookeyguru
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I only wish I was Jewish so I could claim mock offense
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
SectionJew14
What's the past tense for "scam?" Is it "scrumped?"
by swoosh91 on Nov 4, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey 214
I think you’ve found your calling. You get to be Jewish in Section 214. Now all you gotta do is build a temple there, and sell black market hummus.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
The knockout punch from...
Casspius Clay!!
I was uncool before it was cool
by Dirkula on Nov 4, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I wouldn't mind hearing Peaches at some point say
“Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good” a la Larry David.
stuff I could hear Jerry saying:
“The Maven of Mayhem”
“Caspi is on the Cusspah”
“Omri from downtown … Shalom, Shabang!”
by VirginiaBlue on Nov 4, 2009 12:58 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
LOL @ Shalom Shabang
He might say that.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think this French Licker has his whole script written for him
tonight, yet he’s the one getting paid Maloof money.
“Tredel, The Playa from Judea, Bomri, Shalom, Shabang” should all be used.
Casspi Creme is pretty good too.
Trey-del with another long bomb!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Bombri
I thought there were good ones but after Bombri I put my computer away cause it was over.
And that's wassup.
by Sacramento_Strong on Nov 4, 2009 1:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
And when he gets that steal, we hold up signs:
You been Cass-trated.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
Ailene, is that you?
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
That's not bad
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
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