Jerry Reynolds Needs Our Help!
by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM PST
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Jerry Reynolds (right) is a tool box of knowledge. Peaches (left) is just a tool.
No?
How about Jerry Reynolds (right) is a fountain of knowledge. Peaches (left) is just a drip.
No?
All righty - The tree of Jerry Reynolds yields much knowledge, but Peaches is just a fruit.
I was listening to the Rise Guys this morning, and on comes Jerry Reynolds. I need text alerts or something to advise me whenever Reynolds is going to be on, because he is always informative, insightful, and damn funny.
This morning was no exception. The thing that struck me as I listened to Jerry is that he gives us so much and asks for so little in return. And I feel guilty about that. I mean, on the one hand, I did buy a copy of "Reynolds Remembers." On the other hand, I have loaned it out freely instead of making people go out and buy their own copy. What to do? I mean, what do you get the man that has (done) everything?
And then Jerry gave me the answer. He mentioned that the folks at StR were giving him a hard time over his difficulty in attaining a decent nickname for Omri Casspi. I can relate to Jerry’s problem. My literary punchbowl is 5% punch, 5% punch-like substitute, and 90% unfiltered turd. Jerry Reynolds is in a creative chasm, a place that none of us ever want to find ourselves.
The Rise Guys tried to console him by telling him that even the greatest baseball player can’t hit a homerun every time (or something like that), but you could tell Jerry was darn near inconsolable. Our opinion means everything to Jerry Reynolds – it is what gets him up and out of bed every morning. Jerry Reynolds needs our help. Jerry Reynolds has cried out to Sactown Royalty for help. We cannot fail Jerry, or we fail ourselves. If we cannot get this done, Jerry has no nickname for Casspi, and that means a few more seconds of air time for you-know-who (rhymes with beaches).
Now, we had some nickname posts a couple of months ago, but I want to zero in on Casspi, and provide Jerry with a thread full of options.
My personal favorite has been NoceOne’s "The Playa from Judea." But this might be a little too Semitic for JR (but man, how I would love to hear that on the air), so things like "Omri Casspi is Torah-riffic!" or "Omri Casspi – he isn’t just for break-fast anymore" is probably way, way too Jewish for Mr. Reynolds. "Omripotent" or "Omripresent" gets us closer to a genuine Jerryism, but they may lack the homespun warmth that you find in "Beno-Draino" or "The Brock Ness Monster."
So let’s get it together, people! We boast a high 3-digit IQ here, at least collectively. Let’s deliver for Jerry. You know that he’d do it for you.
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The Great Casspi?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 3, 2009 7:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking that one too
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One vote for Playa from Judea
pretty genius if you ask me.
by sdfd on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Freakin’ brilliant.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Can we make Playa from Judea, Casspi’s official Sactown Royalty nickname?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rock the Cassbah
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The O.C.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don’t call it that.
www.BothTeamsPlayedHard.net
by Both Teams Played Hard on Nov 4, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Tasmanian Israelian
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
You put up a post saluting JR and ask us to help JR and then you
make fun of JR… Rec’d
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And the picture of Peaches as the hook
Sucks sells.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Things I think I thought of, or stole
After a 3-pointer: The Casspian Three!
I believe that “Oh-Mri-Goodness” has been thrown around here before. If nobody else recalls this, I’ll be glad to steal the credit.
Can’t recall if somebody mentioned this one, but after a steal it could be referred to as a “Gaza Strip”, but probably too political.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I love Oh-Mri Goodness
That’s clever.
BOOK IT!
by kingme18 on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah “Gaza Strip” may hit too close to home for some people.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I posted Omri-Goodness the other day
As in, yesterday…but someone might have beaten me to it.
by clicc916 on Nov 4, 2009 8:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri, Omry!
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
that or Oh-Mri-goodness are probably the most Jerry like
I like Oh-Mri-God. But can’t picture Jerry doing a valley girl voice.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh-Mri-Yahweh
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This was one that came to mind
to me as well. I like it. But I dont think the kids read C.S. Lewis these days. Or maybe the movie version just hasnt come out yet.
by DustyG on Nov 4, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No the movie version came out like a year ago.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh-ri!
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Young Kippur?
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Will never be used
but funny
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s great.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about
“I’ll chew your face off to win a basketball game”? Or is that too clunky?
Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.
by otis29 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
a bit
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice-play-by-Omri-Peaches-you're-a-douche
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
Can we all agree that this is going insta-green?
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your on fire tonight.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi if you can....
A true Jerryism.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM PST reply actions 8 recs
Casspi the friendly Israeli.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or...Put me in coach, Omri-eady to play.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This matter requires serious thought
To the lab!
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed this.
This would be a fantastic one if enough people could get the reference.
by jveezy on Nov 3, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
nope
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whats the reference?
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
imomri.com
The NBA: "Where 27 free throws happens"
by lodisacfan on Nov 4, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Back from the lab
Test results showed that “Playa from Judea” was most Jerry-like.
The Great Casspi and Omri, Oh My also tested very well.
New results include the Omribus, OmriCass Prime, and Kosher Cassperole.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like Omri, Oh my
good one Aykis16
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Call CSI - That was hummus-side!"
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 8:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Lol.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Moses
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:43 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know why I laughed.
But I did.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LET MY THREEPOINTERS GO! IN THE BASKET!
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
He parts the D!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Moses was found in a basket after all
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hah
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
King David?
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LET OUR FASTBREAKS FLOW
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri's here to kick ass and eat hummus
and he can’t find any good hummus.
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Duke Jew-kem.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I think that one is a 'no'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol thats a great one
The NBA: "Where 27 free throws happens"
by lodisacfan on Nov 4, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That is true greatness
Had to stifle the laugh.
by Carl on Nov 4, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Omripotent, Omripresent, Omridiculous. How about: He's Om-fire! (no burning bush reference intended)
for the future All-Star of David playa from Judea? Because this Hebrew National must answer to a higher authority…
Cass-Spree for three! (just kidding, I just was trying to help, because Jerry needs to feed his kids).
uhmm…. “the eleveneth commandment is: You must score the basketball”
sorry, everything in my Dead Sea of names is floating to the top…(at least I didn’t say, Moses – leading the Kings to the promised land – but wandered the desert for 40 years, nevermind)
How about “Chai Five”? (the number 18 in Hebrew is “chai” meaning life).
I got nothing…..
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 8:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think "that was Omridiculous" is a winner.
I can just hear Jerry using that all year.
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think this would be easier
considering Omri was a king:
“He seems to have been a vigorous and unscrupulous ruler, anxious to strengthen his dynasty by intercourse and alliances with foreign states.”
Vanquish the Foe, a BYU Cougars blog at SB Nation
by sroufe on Nov 3, 2009 8:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
King Omri, Lord of the Three!
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 8:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Joseph and Mary
are you kidding me?
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One for Peaches...
“If Jew don’t like that, Jew don’t like Kings basketball! Oh boy!”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Jewmanji
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha I remember that from the Nickname thread
Loved that.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Jewbacca too
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 5:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oy vey. not Oh Boy.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Touché
always have to one-up me, don’t you Aykis…
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about Omri, but I've got one for Peaches:
SCHMUCK
Vanquish the Foe, a BYU Cougars blog at SB Nation
by sroufe on Nov 3, 2009 8:58 PM PST reply actions 8 recs
Because I avert my eyes.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Peach Putz
Rec’d
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Peach Putz
Me likely. Almost as much as Peachosaurus Rex.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 2:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, schmuck is almost friendly.
Peaches is a putz.
by avishai on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think this helps but
the national animal of Israel is the mountani gazelle. Which is very Omri like
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 8:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
the national bird is the Hoopoe
yes, I google.
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When Omri posterizes some dude
“There was nothing Kosher about that!”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
that is about as PC as
“the circumsizer”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If PC is what we're going for
I’m the wrong man for the job.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is getting out of hand.
but that was ridiculously funny!
by UCIrvine kings fan on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Jerry could get away with "The Shalom Slammer"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a drink
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of that whole King of the Jews thing that was on the cross
I don’t mind …but some will
by ElRonToro on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Prince Casspian works better
from the CHRONIC what? LES OF NARNIA
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
::cough:: nerd ::cough cough::
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1397/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-lazy-sunday
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No need, I'm quite familiar, but thanks
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its fun to watch again.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the "Iran" one is my favorite
I still get that one stuck in my head sometimes
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha yeah that ones funny
“I’m on a Boat” is up there too
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I barely remember that one
but I think I liked it
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Jewdon
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
The Jordan of Jordan
The geography may be off, but it works!
by Rickyflip on Nov 4, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Casspian D
Parts for no man.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty good
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JersuSLAM
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like it
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When Omri makes a basket
Jerry can say “Jewbetcha that was going in”
by kwill on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I like
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Schindler's Wrist
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
biggest stretch of the night
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i can beat that for a big stretch
“Omri is playing large tonight. How large? He is Mama Caas-pi phat!”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you win
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jewbacca
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
forgot that one
I’m going with Jewmanji and Jewbacca for the game threads. Those are fun. Maybe throw in the occasional The O.C. for 3! or Moses.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm totally bustin' out Michael Jewdon on the game threads
and you will be glad I did
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
haha
i like it, except for when it’s time for a new contract
by elSAVinator on Nov 3, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you know he has an excellent money portfolio by now
by TheManTheLegend on Nov 3, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kickin' tail for Israel!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Omri delivering the Mail for Israel.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone mention "The Hebrew Hammer?"
I think that was one from Section214 in the old nickname thread. And it’s a good one.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:16 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
When Omri drives past his defender
Jerry can say “Hebrew right by him!”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:18 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
+ 2
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The old nickname thread for those interested
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Gaza Stripper was pretty good
But not very PC haha
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothing
but does anybody half something with the number 18 that would work
by ElRonToro on Nov 3, 2009 9:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
as I mentioned earlier (up thread), the number 18 in Hebrew is good luck. It is "Chai" for life.
Omri is living the “Chai Life”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, wait I've got it!
Cassptastic!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
It was a joke
That was Jerry’s, that we were complaining about in the game thread.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna give that a no
but I laughed like hell
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JEWCY
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
good one
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rock the Cassbah.
I got nuthin.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
by elfboy_ on Nov 3, 2009 9:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
A little variation on an earlier one
Casspi Can!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Can he? Caaassspi Can!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
boo
I just imagined Jerry saying that, and it made me a little sick
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL. Just a tad g*y...just a tad.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
when Omri scores he could say "The Kings just showed them the O face"
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Aww. Classic movie reference.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't breathe- - - -
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Have we had a
He’s playing his Casspi off, yet?
by ElRonToro on Nov 3, 2009 9:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Only if he's crusin' for a Casswhuppin'
There's nothing to fear but everything.
by elfboy_ on Nov 3, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda like that one
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"This Israeli don't fail-i"
might just be corny enough for Jerry
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
or 'won't'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi snips the foreskin off that ball!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:32 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
You should be banned for that one
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Every guy would cringe and protect the goods
by ElRonToro on Nov 3, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thats the idea
its for a defensive sequence
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm... only on too aggressive ball defense
You been scrotumized.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
by elfboy_ on Nov 3, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just punched my laptop screen. Damn u.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
For making me LOL (fer realz).
Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.
by otis29 on Nov 3, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just feel bad for Lttg's wife
What with Lttg having foreskin on his balls. eww
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok ' -off that play'
(you don’t have skin on your balls?)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe an additional response could be
nah, mine is so big, I have fiveskin
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When Omri is hitting a few 3s in a row...
“Omri is on a Dead Sea Roll!!”
Hahaha. Get it? :(
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He came down the mountain on that play!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think this on to something. It's pretty Jerry-friendly if you ask me.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
*after a sick block or steal - "Casspi is getting Nasty!!!"
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
VERY NICE!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
alternatively, when he gets blocked
“Casspi ran into the wailing wall on that play”
by BrooklynFan on Nov 4, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Section, I bought "Reynolds Remembers" it was a fun read. I am afraid that Mr. Reynolds has the good sense to realize that after reading this thread
he is on his own.
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nonsense
This is gold, bte. Gold!!!
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
“The Chosen One”- one of his old one
Judgment day is coming!
by Widowwolf on Nov 3, 2009 9:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
*If Casspi uses glass on a shot - "Casspi WEST BANKED that in!"
hahaha. get it? :/
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Is it racist if I say...
Ka-ching after every shot?
There's nothing to fear but everything.
by elfboy_ on Nov 3, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but I like it.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or Omri oh my.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, sorry aykis
Just realized you already came up with it :)
by CloudyEyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I didn't
I should find out who did though. Here’s my post on the Jerry 30Q:
"Thank Heavens for Evans!" (H/T to Exhibit G on the Sign Lady 30Q)
"Omri Oh my" (H/T to someone else thats not me, also in the Sign Lady 30Q)
Now my own creations, but don’t quote me on that.
"Mayday!"
"Tyriffic!"
"Tyriffied"
"That was Omridiculous"
"Looks like the Brock Ness Monster is coming into the game"
"The Mason keeps laying bricks"
"Sergio gives K-Mart a taste of some Spanish Chocolate"
So far I’ve heard Brock Ness Monster (Yay I did something!), Tyriffic, and Thank Heavens for Evans. Let me find out who came up with Omri Oh My so they get their dues.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And the creator is our own LTTG
I think she’d like
OMRI
Oh- MY!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Sep 4, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And LPA also came up with it
And earlier.
How about…
"I’m Phallin for Westphal." No, wait. That’s Ailene.
"I <3 Jon BLOCKman"
"Somebody take over. I’ve been holding it since the second quarter."
"Omri, Oh, my!"
"This sign sponsored by Prozac"
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 4, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I may have back when
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Duly noted above
But LPA beat you by about an hour.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah - obvious
I bow
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Whenever Casspi dives for loose balls or attacks the basket and makes his shots.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Omri "Ca$hpi"
“The Mossad Machine”
“The Sniper”
“The Beast from the Middle East”
"If U Dont Like That U Dont Like Kings Basketball" - GN
by KillaFresh on Nov 3, 2009 9:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I likey: "The Beast from the Middle East"
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
“The Sniper”
That’s a NO
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi really founded a nation in enemy territory there!
(no)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A real head scratcher
All I could come up with Israeli Assassin, Israeli Sniper, Israeli Sharpshooter, suicide bomber, etc. You know where my head is at. :)
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 9:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
boo
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy Israeli?
"If U Dont Like That U Dont Like Kings Basketball" - GN
by KillaFresh on Nov 3, 2009 9:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Crazy Israeli?
That won’t work for Jerry, but you probably just gave Chuck Peterson his inspiration for his next ad run.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
StR FTW!!!
You guys have been on fire since yesterday’s win. 200 comment here, 250 there, another 200 in other thread. When the Kings win it all this place will be shut down.
The future begins now...
by eduardo_m7 on Nov 3, 2009 9:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Could you imagine if StR had existed back in the early 00s?
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be balls.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shh!
Balls are banned here after the lottery and Cisco.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
right. my bad.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this with a phone modem
I would have rather mailed it in
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not everyone has a nickname, ya know?
maybe we should leave it at that.
by Slaaam on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would make for awfully small thread
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You obviously weren't.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe a play on what Westphal said
about Omri really being hungry.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Omri would say if he saw this thread
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Probably
YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN!
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Guys, we're trying to help JR out
Not entertain ourselves here!
by CloudyEyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
So I need to put my pants back on?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
You took them off?
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The way this thread is going...
I wouldn’t be surprised
by CloudyEyes on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you other guys wear pants?
hey, boxers or briefs? Can I have a show of hands? ooops, nevermind
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sort of -
Assless chaps (ahh, soak up the visual).
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This made me think of you.
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been less tempted to click on a link
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh really?
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That got me.
My first out-loud laugh during this whole thread.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Zionist Zapper
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 9:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Alright, tone it down a bit there chief
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CC is just trying to upset the Jewish threaders (hey, a tailor joke!)
But we’re considering the source.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
from the Malcom X collection no doubt
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
from the Malcom X collection no doubt
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My Favorites:
Casspi is gettin’ nasty!
Can He? Casspi Can!
Casspi JeruSlamms it!
Cruisin’ for a Casswhuppin!
(Maybe also ‘Parted the dead sea’ and ‘Really came down the mountain’)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Parted the D instead of parted the sea
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
right!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Moses!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Call a mohel,
Casspi is cutting off the….
by avishai on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
thief
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't read the whole thread..
Did i rip someone off?
by avishai on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did a ' he really cut the foreskin - ' thing
but just kidding
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dead Sea Shooter
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Pretty good
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yep - good one
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks fellas.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri Casspi, the MESSIAH of SAC-TOWN.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
maybe after he walks the O'Brien trophy on the Sacramento River
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe. heh.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright. Heading to bed.
If I dream about this – it’s all StR’s fault.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 10:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Soaring Semite
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
coming to a game thread near you
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This belongs in the "big stretch" category, I believe
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, I can totally see Jerry using that one
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bar Rafeaili
is the Hebrew Hottie
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
:O
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And the thread stops.
Haha
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would keep me Kosher for Passover
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where's your Messiah now?
M’yah.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Helloooooooooo.
that hit me like a five hour energy shot.
by Slaaam on Nov 3, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Christ-on-a-cross that's a hot Jew
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
circumcise me twice for a shot at that!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Defeats the purpose a bit though, no?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its a joke about a very devout jew
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah -
Just winds up looking like a turtle neck wrapped in a comforter
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ahh foreskin jokes
….. but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase…
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this went WAAY too far guys
by Slaaam on Nov 3, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SIMPLE:
Type what you want to say.
Select it with your mouse cursor.
Press the little chain icon.
Put in the address in the pop-up.
Hit submit.
PRESS POST!
You can also hit preview to keep seeing if it worked before you post!
Victory is tasty.
by iashwash on Nov 4, 2009 6:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, you lost me
I guess I’m not that good at visualizing manparts
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
nice
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's what I call Jewcy
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
So wrong, but so rec'd
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll rec this when I get back
give me 5 minutes
by ElRonToro on Nov 3, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Too John Madden
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Krav Macasspi
For those that don’t know, Krav Maga is an Israeli Special Forces martial art.
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCJ64DW4GTA
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
interesting.
The nicknames not as good if you have to explain it..
its like a bad joke.
by Slaaam on Nov 3, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think this one wins the Obscure Reference Award
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
On a serious note
Casspi probably actually knows a bit of Krav Maga.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Kosher Pickle
penetrates past the defense to the hole and scores.
by nothingbutnet on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Can't - breathe - Again! (gasp)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We should've closed this thread at 10pm PST
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about
Butch Casspi and the Sundance Kid?
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:19 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Excellent
on an assist or an assisted play
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We'd need a sharpshooter to be Sundance
Do we have one of those?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would work with Cisco Kid
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Would that make Sean May Pauncho?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, posted it below before I got to this
Good one Lttg
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by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Butch Casspi and the Cisco Kid!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Jerry's ging to go wiuth an extension
like the Casspirator or Casspirrific.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The opponents are all
Cassping for breath …
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This made me chuckle
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
The Casswipes have just arrived, your Holiness.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Casspilicious
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
still too John Madden for me but . .
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a Subway ad
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
can I get some Hummus with that?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I Casspelieve what I just saw
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
by kangsfan on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I guarantee JR uses this if he reads it
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
by kangsfan on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omrick Castley
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What happens when Kayte Christensen marries Omri and becomes
Kayte Casspi?
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Better not say that in front of Ailene Voison
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A shiksa is sweet, but they're not kosher meat
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Hold the gluten and hide the bacon, Omri's hungry tonight!"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
oh (cough gasp) NO!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hide the bacon Casspi is sizzlin!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or ' Hide the bacon! Casspi is cookin tonight!'
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Aha, that's the one!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get the litter box
Casspi is everywhere!
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm a bit ashamed of how much this one made me chuckle.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, don't blame me, I was just channeling Jerry
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
First endorsement
“Hi, this is Omri Casspi for Hungry Man Kosher dinners … "
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
His children are going to grow up to have
big Casspirations …
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I could see Jerry using "Casspirations"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man -
This thread is going to explode when pookey finally shows up and starts back filling it.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You mean until the bikini pic completely derails him
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You got Mancakes -
And Latkas -
Judgment day is coming!
by Widowwolf on Nov 3, 2009 10:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Latkasspi
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
unless you meant
Latka Gravas
thank you very much
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Latka sees your thoughts.
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
always kinda creeped me out
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FYI, On Twitter
@MrJonBrockman wakes up every morning and wonders what he’s going to eat for breakfast.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's just messing with us
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Holy hummus, I can't believe what I just saw!"
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Use I casspelieve what I just saw and you've got a winner
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
by kangsfan on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry Casspelieve doesn't work for me
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay
I wasn’t seeking your approval
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
by kangsfan on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good.
I rarely seek it either.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There you go
yet another team effort
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Future Game Wrapup
“Well, so long from Arco Arena, where tonight the Kings won 162-102 and delivered a true Casswhoopin’ to the Grizllies …”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Put it in the old book and send him to the line!
Oh, wait . . . this is for Jerry
by bignerd on Nov 3, 2009 10:37 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I like
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"he served up a ham & cheese omri-et in Kobe's face"
Ok , it’s a bit of a stretch, but hey anything degrading Kobe should count for something.
Ba-da
by Ba-Da Bing on Nov 3, 2009 10:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You had to go with ham?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I doubt he'd be serving a ham and cheese anything
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Words that start with c, and Kobe's face..
Hmmm…
by Slaaam on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi is hangin on him like a yamika
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
SCRAPPY COCO
All night long I heard Peaches say how Casspi was Scrappy… and I loved that damn Zohan movie!
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
by kromeace on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Haha I've been calling Omri the Zohan since before we drafted him
But Scrappy Coco could be his alter ego.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That shot was simply
Uncasspilieveable!!!!
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
No. Omridiculous works better there.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He's at the top of the
Classpi
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Cashpi is money from 3!
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This thread is like a whoopie cushion
full of hot air, useless, rude and funny. Thanks for a fun evening.
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 10:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
SuperCASSPIfragilisticexpialidocious
Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...
by kromeace on Nov 3, 2009 10:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I could see Jerry using that
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Put it in the book and send him to the line for another
Casspirtunity
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Thats a jerryism all right
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Playa from Judea is still the best one
But I think after a three, saying “YOU’VE BEEN BOMB MITZVAH’D!” would be glorious.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:43 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Bomb-ri works well too.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the re-inforcements are here
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fond of the unneccessary hyphen
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a hyphen fiend myself
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Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hyphen, not hymen
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Me likey.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri just casstrated *Insert player he's guarding*
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Jew Manu
Ya, toss that one in the trash
by bignerd on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I sort of like it. Especially if Ginobli was playing for us.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha nice.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 8:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jack the Omripper
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This thread is
getting omritarded
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Take that Casback!
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're pretty good at coming up with ones
that Jerry would never ever ever say. I know that wasn’t your point with this one, but “Omritarded” is equal parts clever and inappropriate.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
On a dunk?
“Shabbat ShaLAM!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:47 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Very Jerry
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
by kangsfan on Nov 3, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shalom-Wow!
He makes you say Wow! every time.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Are you trying to start a fight with me?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like you beat me to the punch.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But you need to post in the next 20 minutes
because we can’t do this all day.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
who the hell is that guy?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's John Mayer.
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I had my way...
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Give it a few years
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You'll love his nuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xOA82k2IK4&feature=related
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, guess who I was for Halloween
minus the hooker bites.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of still like the Bris'd Bomber, too.
But, I have no class.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
we know
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Again, very clever
but very very un-Jerry. Though I suppose that would include about 80% of this thread, including most of my own.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
80% is pretty conservative in my opinion lol
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
After that shot ...
“… The Grizzlies are going to need a Casspirator to revive their hopes.”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
hmmm, reverse that somehow
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OK
“The Kings are still alive after that Casspirator.”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
close, maybe
The Casspirator really revived the Kings there!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I approve that improvement
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cassp-Three
I’m sure it’s been posted above.
by bignerd on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just to hear Jerry try to say this would be priceless:
“Omri! CHALLAH!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Jerrt would hock one up on Grant trying to make the hard "ch" sound
Which of course would be a bonus.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta be ethnic to make that noise, no question.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Beast from the Middle East?
Simple, locational, not too political, not too cheesy, safe (I think)
by jveezy on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Already been mentioned
But I don’t blame you for not reading through 3000 comments before posting your own
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I actually did read through all 3000.
I just got excited and missed it.
by jveezy on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you mentioned this in my nickname thread.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Israel? For real!
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I've become really partial to BOM-ri
Though it may not be PC
by Scirocco on Nov 3, 2009 10:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
"Casspi went to the hoop like it was 30% off!"
Oh, lighten up,
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
How andy simitic of you.
But I giggled.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Andy Simite!
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not mine
Somebody (I can’t remember who) came up with it, and it is brilliant.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be me...
but i cannot take credit for the brilliance that is Andy Sims.
by avishai on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"It must be tax season, because Omri's putting up huge numbers!"
or some such
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
A penny saved is a Casspi earned!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hahhahahaha
I can totally see Jerry saying this.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi! Bank shot!
Because, as you know…
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
excellent
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Brisketball
I can’t top that.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You just want to get Bris in there somehow.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about the meat.
Oh, wait a minute…
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When Casspi misses a shot off the rim
Jerry will say he missed it by a foreskin
by kwill on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Enough with the foreskin jokes.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's past my bedtime.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jerry's got to be able to glean
something out of this thread
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
hopefully not a heart attack
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like to stop reading StR.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he doesn't stop calling-in to the Rise Guys
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
His next book, perhaps?
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My guess, he learns
to be careful what you wish for
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ghostface Casspi
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Jew the Damaja
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kanye West Bank
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh lord! LOL.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec's
for both of you.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Norotious F-I-G
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
D'oh!
Notorious F-I-G
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Gettin a bit tired?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I could go for a nosh and a nap
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri giveth and Omri taketh away
After a pass and a steal. . . I think I need to sleep.
Ba-da
by Ba-Da Bing on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Actually, that's right about in Jerry's wheelhouse
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like it
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It could be. It can be. IT'S CASSPI!!!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nice and simple
I like it.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cassoline Explosion
Working Cass Hero
For the scientists: Ideal Cass Law
I’ll be here all night.
by jveezy on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He hits it! Omri with a DEAD SEA THREEEEEEEE!!!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The 11th commandment
Is Casspi’s law
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
(I still think a couple of the ten are about the same thing)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
After a 3 seconds call
He was in the lane so long he was putting up settlements.
I watch a lot of news.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Cashpi for Clunkers
When we sub him in.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
For Mason especially.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT?!?!? This from the biggest Mason defender on the whole site?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its not hard to defend Mason
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Benedict Arnold!
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha you didn't get the joke
Its easy to defend Mason because he sucks at offense.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I got it
I’m just teasing because for a while there you were the only one still on Mason’s side. But I’m glad you came to your senses.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just to piss you off
Keep Mason starting until the offense needs a boost and then bring Noc/Casspi in.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's more like it
I’m much more comfortable with you as my nemesis.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspi is walking on water!
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Instead of "put it in the book and send him to the line"...
“So let it be written, so let him have one”
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Admittedly, my biggest stretch of the night
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what the Mohel said
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rimshot, someone
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by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
deservedly so
rimshot (and doesn’t a Mohel work around the rim anyway?)
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No but he is working for tips
Judgment day is coming!
by Widowwolf on Nov 4, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA, I just want to hear dingus try to say it.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I almost didn't publish this post
Once again, thread > post.
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by section214 on Nov 3, 2009 11:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling this thread will match some game threads.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of sick and clever stuff guys!
I’m out
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Kabbalah Balla
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Or just the Kaballer
Giving you full credit
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kaballer is pretty funny.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Fiddler on the rim?
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Tevya BigNerd for the win!
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 8:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm becoming a
Casspiholic
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Casspimaniac, Brotherrrr!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"He's a heck of a player, but his brother is a doctor and his cousin Shel is a lawyer"
“would it hurt him so much to call his mother sometime?”
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
There must be something from Yentl
that would work here …
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
" Paul, can you hear me? (i’m hungry to play)"
instead of
“Papa, can you hear me?”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Casspimania is runnin' WILD!!!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I cannot help but love this.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is near the top for me
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lil Shmeckle
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 11:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That shot was simply
Casspitocious!!
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by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The Hannukiller.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Its bad how much I lauged at this one.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he could at least use it around the holidays.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
particularly if he uses that dredel spin move he has been working on
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri spins the dredel and parts the D!
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least for 8 days
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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Crasspi Creme.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe a three pointer could be a
Crasspi Creme Doughnut
by jveezy on Nov 3, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I've just about used all my Jew-terial
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
why is this night different from all other nights?
Because Omri Casspi pours in XX points for the Kings win
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
oMRI scan
Ya I am typing letters of omri’s name into google now.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well you should at least be filtering them through your good sense before you post them here
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That left me about an hour ago.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri has a chance
to be at the head of this year’s rookie Classpi
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Until he starts
“Let my people go!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 3, 2009 11:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Earlier Aykis had "Let my shots go in"
or something like that
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was three pointers.
You’re version is simpler and better.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri is Matzah Ballin' tonight!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:17 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
New nickname for the Kings
Casspi Critters
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Awnry Omri.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Ornery?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's better. Ornery Omri.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
Clever, original, AND Jerry friendly
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime Casspi shoots...
the opposing team looks TORAHFIED!!!
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
For soccer fans
Thierry Omri
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Mentioned several times in previous threads
and a couple in this one. I like it though.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Dredel, dredel, dredel, I made it out of trey"
when he hits a three
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Or simply Trey-del
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
His nickname should be Trey-del.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I know right?
Dude Aykis you’re the best at nicknames.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eff you
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But someone should really call the Rise Guys
to pass Trey-del along to Jerry
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
It took like 500 comments, but I think we did it SN.
Omri “Trey-del” Casspi
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is Section still here?
Can we get an official ruling on the winner?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's up to Jerry
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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 8:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, you're not Jerry Reynolds?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
He’s homespun, while I’m under house arrest – a subtle yet telling difference.
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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sh*t, I can't believe you one-upped me again!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Trey-del it is!
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omreally starting to love this Casspi kid.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Nov 3, 2009 11:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Uncanny Casspi. Awesome Omri.
We all scream for Casspi.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
THE BEAR JEW.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
HAHAHA
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong sport
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Omri-Won-Kenobi
The Jew-di Master
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:27 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Just when I think we've collectively reached our creative limit...
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This thread went up late too
We haven’t even got some other main posters opinions yet.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
True
but I have a feeling that this exercise becomes a bit easier when exhaustion and alcohol start to loosen our inhibitions, much less fun in the light of day.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but that is like saying
he shylocked him down on defense. Can’t use it.
by betweentheeyes on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So bad...but so f*ckin' funny.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
More Hebrew Wars
Princess La heim
Lando Calbrissian
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Darth Casspi
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jew Jew Binks
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
kill me now.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Miiisa dunka onja face!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
What's the past tense for "scam"? Is it "scrumped"?
by swoosh91 on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Han Shlomo
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
A+
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jewba the Schmuk
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oy Vayder
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
ah gahd. lol.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
by JETisKing on Nov 3, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Christ
who would’ve guessed there was such a rich bounty of nicknames just within the Star Wars genre
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 3, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Boobah Fett
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by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The cure for all the Kings ills
Casspirin.
Just take two every four hours and call me in the morning.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 3, 2009 11:36 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
I like Casspirin.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Nov 3, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs