Sactown Royalty Commandments
by pookeyguru on Nov 30, 2009 11:13 PM PST
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PrintI'm a bit bored so I figured I'd write some nonsense down. But if you feel like taking it seriously, you can complain to someone who cares. I'm sure they will want to listen to you. After the jump....
1) Thou shalt bow down to the brilliance of Kevin Martin. As evidence, you must cite TS% and eFG%, as well as TOv% and USG rate, as the reason's he is important to the success of an offense. If not you will be stoned to death.
via www.independent.co.uk (See, I told you we don't like dissension.)
2) Every time Bom-ri hits a 3 pointer, you must scream as loud as possible. Especially if it's in the middle of the night. Double bonus points if you have an infant sleeping.
via tremendousnews.com (Proof yet again that there are more important things than dropping bombs.)
3) You may never mock Spencer Hawes lowish rebounding rates, mid 40's FG%, or lack of being Shaquille O'Neal. If you do mention such nonsense, you will forever be thrown into the pit of despair for not being an utterly hopeful Kings fan.
via bigmexicandinner.com (Do you wanna argue with this guy? Me either. He's so ugly he takes up the whole picture frame!)
via www.movieswithmalebondage.com (And this is what you get when you argue with Ghostface.)
4) Shooting all Blazer fans on sight is never a crime. Hanging any you find in the town square is an acceptable alternative. (Note: This only applies to fans who irritate you on non Blazer game days. Shooting anyone at Blazers Edge at any time is strictly prohibited and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.)
via www.pdc.us (Proof yet again why Sacramentans hate Portland; Cooler backgrounds AND dysfunctional basketball teams. Bastards.)
5) When telling StR that the Basketball Jones believes it's possible that Tyreke Evans may be Rookie of the Year, you must put the embed code into the video part of the fanshot.
via farm4.static.flickr.com (Proof yet again that intelligence exists in America. Too bad JE Skeets & Tas Melas are Canadian.)
6) You must believe with all your soul that Tyreke Evans is not a pure PG. Hence, Eric Maynor > all of existence. (It is still in advisement as to whether Kevin Pritchard is in Maynor's trunk. Maynor & Pritchard are currently battling it out for supremacy of the universe.)
via www.babysafehomes.com (I'm still skeptical that Kevin Pritchard fits in there. What do you think?)
7) When referring to Jon Brockman, you must call him Doc Brocktimus Prime or Mancakes Monster. Otherwise it is invalid and you will rot in the pit of hell until Satan is ready to tickle you with Red Vines licorice.
via 1.bp.blogspot.com (Full scale proof of the existence of evil.)
8) Mocking the offspring of TZ is not allowed unless a mention of William Randolph Hearst is involved. Then mocking TZ for the downfall of free, clear, and useful news information is completely acceptable. Feel free to blame the Ziller clan for the rise & fall of the Roman empire as well.
via www.unc.edu (Proof that Ziller's have been evil with any form of words for over 500 years now.....)
9) If you do not trust Geoff Petrie, you're probably a Wizards fan or Danny Ainge.
via www.gemzies.com (It's anybody's guess who Elijah Wood really represents here.)
10) Grant Napear does not exist at StR. Peaches is the preferred acknowledgement of such a person, although any suggestion that burning Peaches in effigy is usually the route you should take if such an occasion occurs.
via www.sactownroyalty.com (Look Ma, it's still Halloween a month later. Can I buy this mask for trick or peaching?)
Okay, now it's time for you to come up with some commandments. What else should "StR evil" not attempt to partake in?
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Thou shalt substitute “Natt” for vulgar words to please the prophets, Section 214 and Ziller
Thou shalt know the difference between a fanpost and a fanshot
Thou shalt include the option of K9 (woof!) in every poll know matter what the subject
Thou shalt not be upset if prizes for winning StR draft contests are invisible and/or imaginary
Thou shalt recite Exhibit G’s latest song on the holy day (whenever the Kings happen to be playing)
Thou shalt no longer hate on Beno Udrih. That is so 2008-2009 season.
Thou shalt defend Kevin Martin’s reputation with your life. Apparently, he is too soft to do it himself.
Thou shalt never speak of “the shot” unless referring to the commandment which instructs you not to speak of “the shot”.
Thou shalt always ring your cowbell’s loudly and proudly despite our record or our opponent
Disclaimer: comments may have been made under the influence of alcohol. If the Kings start winning, this will probably change.
by Ball in Cup on Dec 1, 2009 1:12 AM PST reply actions 12 recs
Classic BiC
But the 4th line is pure genius. Rec’d.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
BTW Pookey
Not sure what the pic in number 2 had to do with Omri but I enjoyed it and took your advice. I no longer will be dropping bombs on third world countries, or canada.
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs...
I got less class than the casino named Palms.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
andy sims
f bombs are not really bombs
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Also rec'd for #4,
since you and I are now both wearing the same imaginary shirt. I am getting a “Legends” t-shirt from the Kings, Cup. Perhaps I could duct tape over “Legends,” write in “StR” and send it to you. What do you think?
Half a rec for you, pookey. That’s as far as I got before having to leave for work. Think good thoughts and you might get the other half later.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Thou shalt not use the +/- statistic (unless it proves your point).
Thou shalt type “No3oni!” whenever said player hits a 3 (credit to whoever coined this)
Thou shalt destroy all exercise balls within Francisco Garcia’s vicinity.
Thou shalt stop lusting after Ricky Rubio. Evans has made me a believer.
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Dec 1, 2009 2:00 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Thou Shalt pray to the god Geoff Petrie, on any day ending in "y"
Thou Shalt never question Geoff Petrie, or why you must pray to him, just do it
Thou Shalt forget who Kevin Pritchard is for he has no rings
Thou Shalt never mention the dictator from LA for he has so many rings
Thou Shalt realize that Paul Westphal and Bill Murray may in fact be the same person
In which case I loved Paul Westphal in Space Jam
Thou Shalt bake 10 pancakes a day to be feed to the Brockness monster
Thou Shalt always enjoy watching “The Show” as to not anger him
Thou Shalt realize that above all else…….there is Eric Maynor.
10 pancakes??? Is that just to prime his stomach linings for the true feast which is to follow?
... Now let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...
by tomroadrunner on Dec 1, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe all he needs is 10 pancakes to awaken his appetite.
He feasts on other players noses. His elbows are his mouths.
"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine
by tomroadrunner on Dec 1, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Thou shalt realize if you eat 10 pancakes a day you will not get taller
but you shalt get bigger
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Who bakes their pancakes? Wouldn't those just be cakes?
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 1, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
Everybody is a comedian
I bake pancakes for the record, its a skill that my grandmammy passed down to my mammy who never had a daughter so she passed it down to me. Watching Pancakes rise in the oven is a sight to behold……if you haven’t yet.
My turn!
Thou shalt rec anything Section214 posts, for it is likely it is funnier than anything you shall ever post.
Thou shalt not wear purple in conjuction with yellow.
Thou shalt not look directly at the Omri Mean Face if thou wishes to live.
Thou shalt not question the draft picks of Geoff Petrie, not even when the pick seems to be doubyous at best.
Thou shalt forget all the laws of physics when watching Tyreke Evans drive to the basket. Thou shalt remain sane this way.
Thou shalt wear tinted eyeware when staring at the one colored Greene, for his future is too bright to look at without protection.
Thou shalt not wonder how Kevin Martin continues to get people to fall for his pump fake each and every time. It shall do you no good.
Thou shalt send 40 USD or its equivalent in Euros or Pound Sterling to the paypal address fesenko.kyrylo@jazz.com if thou wishes to have the comment of the week on Aykis16’s weekly recap. If thou receivest the comment of the week without having paid, merely send 80 USD the next week and thou shalt be forgiven.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Dec 1, 2009 4:01 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Hah!
My internal monologue went like this: “Doubyous…does he not no how to spell that…oooooooooooooh.” Nicely done sir.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
me too
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 1, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
And I misspelled "know."
Judge and ye shall be judged.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Funny you mention 214 Aykis
I almost wrote up about rec’ing up anything 214 wrote with a Simpsons picture, but I didn’t want to have more than 10 commandments.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
On the practical side
Thou shalt study thy keyboard before posting to learn the positions of the SHIFT keys and all manner of punctuation.
Thou shalt not make a fanpost on the day that thou joinest StR, lest thy entire house be smitten with a terrible curse, and you are mocked all the days of thy life.
Thou shalt figure out the intricacies of posting in threads by learning the functions of reply, up, and rec, and using them appropriately.
Thou shalt refrain from calling thy fellow StR denizens by unkind names. Unless thy name shall be pookeyguru, or thou shalt be calling pookeyguru by unkind names. For pookeyguru is the exception to every law of man, including physics.
Thou shalt receive bonus points for esoteric film or television references, or for the appropriate use of “That’s what she said.”
Thou shalt not ask to be rec’d. The Green Glow of Legitimacy is not given lightly.
Thou shalt send moldy hummus to any referee who bestows a questionable technical on The Chosen Omri.
(Ok, not so practical, but still!)
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 1, 2009 7:42 AM PST reply actions 11 recs
Rec'd LPA
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Rec'd for this line alone--Classic LPA
Thou shalt send moldy hummus to any referee who bestows a questionable technical on The Chosen Omri.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Genius!
We need addresses! I say we do in fact send moldy hummus! Anybody got a list of addresses? Hmm… OK, probably not. I got it.
What if we sent it to the NBA offices C/O the referee’s name(s)? Way better than submitting a note on their “Contact Us” web site!
Got a quick one
Thou should not take anything Pookey writes on the draft day thread seriously. He will most likely hate the pick, hate Geoff Petrie (old and senile), hate the Maloofs, hate you….. and hate your mom. He will take all of that back the next day when he’s not drunk anymore.
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
Irony is I wasn't drunk in 2007 or 2008 LOL
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Yeah
But that’s not why I was pissed. (You can choose to believe me or not. I don’t care.)
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Oh, by the way...
…I love this f’ing site.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Dec 1, 2009 8:43 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Here this goes:
1. Thou shalt not mention the name of (redacted) without appropriate censorship.
2. Thou shalt keep in mind that the only exports of Los Angeles are street gangs and pollution.
3. Seriously, they have to buy all their water from us!
4. Why did they decide to build a huge city in the middle of a desert???
5. Thou shalt never again mention the possibility of acquiring Okafor in a trade. It is not happening. Stop talking about it.
6. Natt! Theus! Musselman! and Russel! are all acceptable expletives. In the case of a (I hope this is never needed, but we must always be prepared) career ending injury to any of our players and or anything bad that EVER could happen to Vlade (like if he stubs his toe, really anything… We love us our Vlade), the appropriate term for such occasion is “Horry!”.
7. Speaking of Vlade: Any Kings player that willingly goes to the (redacted) is dead to us. Except for Vlade. Why should he be exempt from criticism? Because shut up, that’s why!
8. Thou shalt not allow your significant others’ to come into contact with Omri’s beard, for they will become instantly pregnant(even the men).
9. Coachie is adorable. I know that is more of an observation that a commandment, but whatever…
10. Thou shalt guarantee that every game thread has over 400 posts.
Bonus commandment: NO PICTURES IN GAME THREADS!!!
... Now let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...
by tomroadrunner on Dec 1, 2009 8:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Thou shall not ring cowbells against the Kings, for the reason that they have delivered basketball to you in a small market.
Thou shall not work on days before, after and during a King’s game. This time is holy for you. Even if thou should be working, or are actually at work, thou must contribute a sacrifice of posting @ SactownRoyalty.
Thou shall listen to your Ziller and the elders of StR, that you may extend your days upon the site, and prove yourself to be righteous as a King’s fan.
Thou shall covet another team’s center, or forward, or guard, but thou shall restrain yourself from repeatedly posting your lust for another team’s players in posts of a completely different subject.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
by Ice_9ine on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
That last line
is CLASSIC.
"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken
Thou shall have pity upon new follower’s of the King’s and followers of other teams that may post upon this site, remembering that you too were once lost until Ziller led you out of the wilderness and saved you from the (redacted) fans.
Thou shall not murder your neighbor’s post unless he has acted foolishly in doubting Geoff Petrie, Paul Westphal, or Kevin Martin. Then thou shall go forth to conquer thy neighbor’s posts, for he has blasphemed the name of the King’s.
Thou shall not steal your neighbor’s posts. Your posting is a sacrifice for you. If thou hast unwittingly given the same sacrifice as your neighbor, or reference your neighbors jokes, thou must give props to your source.
Thou must not become followers of other teams, make and wear for yourself images of any other teams, so that you may not be led away from the King’s, and eventually become a (redacted) fan.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
by Ice_9ine on Dec 1, 2009 10:20 AM PST via mobile reply actions
"Thou must give props".
Awesome. Sig’d and Rec’d
... Now let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...
by tomroadrunner on Dec 1, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Thou must not falsely accuse your neighbor for the sake of arguing with him out of boredom, to the extent that your neighbor comes to hate you. He too has come to sacrifice. If you must correct your brother, you must maintain a balanced few of statistics, but be able to back up your argument.
Thou shall continuously look upon Tyreke and remember to say “Holy God! Thank Heavens for Evans!” There is Tyreke, Omri, and Kevin, but they are all one team, different players.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
by Ice_9ine on Dec 1, 2009 11:04 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I'm in.
Thou shalt not use small sample sizes (that’s what she said!).
Thou shalt not use small sample sizes to defend your small sample size usage.
Thou shalt not call us “Group Think” or insinuate that we here at StR have a collective opinion.
Thou shalt not have a user name that when googled leads directly to a pyramid scheme…I mean “Investment Opportunity”.
Thou shalt not poke the Pookey, it does nothing but anger him and elongate the thread.
Thou shalt hit the REPLY button.
Thou shalt not post on StR if you are an NBA player or a family member of an NBA player unless you are cool and want to post pics of you and half naked chicks in a hot tub.
Thou shalt never question the comedic genius of Section 214.
Thou shalt not use the ESPN trade machine for cockamamie trades involving untouchable superstars.
Thou shalt bow down to the grace and beauty of Kayte Christensen/Meagan Fox and post their picture as often as you can.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
by jjham15 on Dec 1, 2009 1:34 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I love 1 & 2
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Sorry if the first 4 have a theme.
Good topic.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
I like what people have thrown out so far
StR rarely disappoints.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Thats what she said
Eric Maynor
Can we use Eric Maynor like Lil Wayne uses No Homo….to just negate any stupid comment made by poster. Eric Maynor
You have multiple girlfriends?
Score!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
No - Tiger!
(Ouch)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 2, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Great read, pookey
And it spawned an awesome thread. Rec’d.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Sometimes StR is too serious about Kings basketball
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
seriously?
It sends you “up” to the post that was replied to. Very handy for the long threads.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 1, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
a good example is
this comment above by Section. Is he replying to pookey or Ball in Cup? Click up and you know for sure.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 1, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Starring Jerry Reynolds, Sean May, and Kenny Thomas
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
by Aykis16 on Dec 1, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
Crazy house. Where's the Landlord?
Oh yeah. In Boston.
Rec to Aykis for completing the “self set up and delivery” aka “The Pookey-oop.”
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 1, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Pookey-oop
Bleh. Just call me asshole. That suits me better.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Which one is Sean May?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
you're the man.
"Are you tryin to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
by Scott Coleman on Dec 1, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Consult the Book of Armaments.
Thou may end any argument in one of five three easy ways.
- “It’s Summer League/Pre-Season”
- “Maynor > [insert opposing view here]”
- The lesser used but equally effective Holy Hand Grenade:
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 1, 2009 7:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
The Maynor thing is funny
I feel silly asking – what is the origin?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 1, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
Click on the link lttg (on my original post)
You’ll see where it is if you read through the game thread.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
In fact lttg
Look towards the bottom of the thread.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Here is the link in case you couldn’t find it.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
What pookey said
here’s a link to one of the first comments.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 2, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
and even sadder times when a post with 3 Holy Grail references fails to gain even one rec. I’m very disappointed in the respect for historical comedy present in this blog.
So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 2, 2009 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
Ah. But you missed the earlier commandment:
Thou shalt not ask to be rec’d. The Green Glow of Legitimacy is not given lightly.
(Though I did go back to rec your original comment because of the bonus points given for esoteric film references.)
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 2, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Can you ask to NOT RECEIVE rec's?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Yes
But there’s always the risk that people will take you up on it.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 2, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn't bother me none
I’ve asked people to not rec fanposts, and some did it anyway to spite me. Bastards.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?
Did I ask to be rec’d or simply express mock sadness at not being rec’d to further my esoteric film reference?
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 2, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
I called Brockman Mancakes Monster at EC Inc
So now I’m going to call him Doc Brocktimus Prime Mancakes Monster, or Dbpmm for short.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
DBPMM for short?
Kind of defeats the purpose. Eric Maynor. Sounds interesting when you say it though.
Well if you don't wanna type it out after awhile that's the acronym
Do you say Central Intelligence Agency every time, or do you say the CIA? I love typing out Doc Brocktimus Prime Mancakes Monster, but after awhile I simply won’t do it. I find acronym’s for everything.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
CIA is 3 letters long
DBPMM almost takes as long as typing out Doc Brocktimus Prime Mancakes Monster, if you choose to use the shift button on DBPMM. Eric Maynor.
You think we’ll hear Jerry use this in a game, seeing as how they are avid readers of this blog
I'll try to use Doc Brocktimus Prime Mancakes Monster as much as possible
Okay?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
by pookeyguru on Dec 1, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Here's one for Pook
Thou shalt learn some HTML image tags so that everybody at STR doesn’t have to know that you found pictures at sites like bigmexicandinner.com and movieswithmalebondage.com.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
I know how to close those tags
I was just being lazy. LOL
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Thou shalt NOT call them the "MaGoofs"
Vanquish the Foe, a BYU Cougars blog at SB Nation
by sroufe on Dec 2, 2009 11:06 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Hahahahaha
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
That's right
its the Malooves
www.mancancook.net
by vfettke on Dec 2, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thou shalt not
reply to a post with “rec’d” and then not actually rec the post.
Professional Hyperbole Slayer
Rec'd
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
rec's for all of you
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 3, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions
Does that mean you rec'd this? :P
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
I gotta admit
My whole enthusiasm for the commandments was after I wrote the Peaches line. I’m very proud of the “Trick or Peaches” line. Wrong time of year to make an ugly joke, apparently.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Rec'd
Seriously
"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken
All i got to say is do not read this thread if you are drinking something..Someone owes me a new keyboard..crap if you are reading this it’s to late for you
Judgment day is coming!
At least you didnt' destroy your whole laptop and fry your motherboard by spilling beer on it
Yeah, I was unhappy that day.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
I forgot
I was laughing at something and accidentally knocked over the beer. Which was a problem for 2 ends: I wasted a beer and had to buy a laptop. I’m not sure which I regret more.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Unless you were drinking this, I’m pretty sure you regretted the laptop.
by UCIrvine kings fan on Dec 3, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions
thou shalt not write off Geoff Petrie’s talents as a GM for the following:
drafting Quincy Douby
signing Mikkey Moore
signing Shareef Abdur-Rahim
What was wrong with Reef?
I don’t think his knees are part of the talent category.
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
It was well-known
he was a liability before Petrie signed him.
The Nets, for instance, had his contract all but signed when they backed out at the last minute after getting his medical report.
"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken
I know that
and I actually misread what split said. I thought he said those signings were bad evaluation of talent and to me, Reef was talented and not overpaid for what he brought.
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
IF he's been able to stay healthy
he was worth the money – no doubt.
It was a calculated risk we lost.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 4, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
But MM wasn't overpaid for 7ftr
had just come off a big year, Hawes was young, JT wasn’t here yet – etc
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 4, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Agree with Mikki
and also agree that IF Shareef would’ve stayed healthy, he would’ve helped a lot.
I still remember Reef winning us a game in Phoenix in like his 3rd game with the Kings. We kept going to him and he made the plays down the stretch. Don’t know why it’s always fresh in my mind.
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
Mikki was badly overpaid
He was never worth the money he got. Hopefully the Kings NEVER EVER consider that again.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Couldn't help it lodi
Apologies.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
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