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what_the_crap indeed

by wabut on Nov 4, 2009 2:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Signing a former Spur

Seems like a good idea. How could it possibly go wrong?

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Nov 4, 2009 2:23 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I'm ripping this off on my post at EC Inc

So thanks 214.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks 214

You pretty much summed it up

by Hilton on Nov 4, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Geoff, you missed these available swing men -



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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

So

in addition to Nocioni possibly starting at the 3, this is really telling of what the organization has thought of Mason’s performance thus far

New Projected Depth Chart?

1 – Evans, Udrih, Rodriguez
2 – Martin, Udoka
3 – Nocioni, Casspi, Greene, Mason
4 – Thompson, Thomas, Brockman
5 – Hawes, May
IR – Garcia

Any chance both Udoka and Mason are around come February? I think not…

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by sroufe on Nov 4, 2009 3:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

uhhh

i think desmon mason will be gone pretty soon

by silverguy on Nov 4, 2009 3:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I’m ok with this signing as long as Mason is waved. I think Udoka provides the same D, but with the bonus of shooting range.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

..

maybee Petrie is just trying to add more pieces to ship away with Thomas…That has to be the reason why the kings have been showcasing K9

by elSAVinator on Nov 4, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

either:

Kevin is hurt more than we know

or

maybe they don’t want him playing 40+ minutes a night

and this has to be an indictment of Dé3.

Professional Hyperbole Slayer

by ForThree on Nov 4, 2009 3:10 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I briefly thought about the Martin injury

But I can’t believe that they would have brought Udoka in, worked him out, and agreed on a contract in this short of a period. This had to have been on the burner for awhile.

Maybe Mason did not react well to the thought of being pulled from the starting lineup? This is indeed odd.

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps the Kings wanted Udoka all along

But Portland didn’t cut him until the very end of preseason.

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

At one point Amick said on his Twitter that the Kings didn't want Udoka

Something changed, and maybe, as 214 speculates, that the Kings changed their mind on Mason.

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by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think they want people who can shoot.

and Udoka is not a bad defender by any means. He’s probably not as good at defense as Mason, but his shooting more than makes up for it.

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's not that good of a shooter Aykis

Well maybe he is. (I had to look up at my post to see Mason & Udoka’s stats.) Udoka shot nearly 39% from 3. So yeah, you’re definitely right there.

But with Noc, Casspi and what not, why Udoka? And, why not Udoka when they signed Mason? I mean, it’s not like Udoka had a guaranteed job when the Kings signed Mason.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He was on the Blazer's roster for pre-season

Can’t exactly sign him then.

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Kings signed Mason on Sept 17th

Udoka signed with the Blazers on Sept 25th.

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by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mason was the first choice then

And it hasn’t turned out well.

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or not as well as they hoped

Or, maybe Martin is hurt for the next 10 days or so and that hasn’t been released to us yet.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The perfect user to post this fanshot

Because What the Crap is exactly what I’m thinking. ANOTHER GODDAMN 3? Guess they want us to have more shooters.

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking that Mason is getting waived soon.

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But can Udoka do a between-the-legs windmill dunk?

(in practice)

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bigs anyone?

What happened to getting a big? I guess Mason is gone and K9 is in?

by Doubl3Dos3 on Nov 4, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Haha

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How can I

not rec this?

"Even when I’m old and grey, I won’t be able to play it, but I’ll still love the game." — Michael Jordan

Go Kings!

by Panzerfaust on Nov 4, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Only if you're a Communist would you not rec it

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Yeah

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I give Udoka a week before he starts

:P

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:25 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

bizarre. very bizarre.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 3:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The good news?


He’s the one in the middle.

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 3:30 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Is that Pre-Kings Sean May on the right?

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's way out of line!

Sean May is Brown Skinned.

by Rickyflip on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a relief.

The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.

by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's the perfect King

Not too old, plays for low $$.

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 4, 2009 3:35 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

and "hungry"

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 4, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's a "veteran" too

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

From Amick's Twitter ....

Udoka’s deal is nonguaranteed for the rest of the season. He will be in Sacramento tonight but isn’t likely to play.

by what_the_crap on Nov 4, 2009 3:39 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Petrie is who we thought he was...

As in, an incredible drafting GM, but failskillz at free-agent pickups.

by clicc916 on Nov 4, 2009 3:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

We need to get him the "Swingman patch"

The guy’s got a habit and he just can’t quit.

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He straight up needs a swingman IV, 24/7

Maybe he wants to run some wacky all swingman set? Something like a constant 5-man weave offense where the ball doesn’t touch the floor? Or is he stockpiling all available swingmen, knowing that playoff bound teams will eventually need a role-player, which Geoff can then say, “Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, I’ve got all the average and slightly above average swingmen. What now? I’ll trade you (an ill-advised player looking to start over) for (generic swingman).”

by clicc916 on Nov 4, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

didn't you mean old and way below average swingmen

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Nov 4, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and

he’ll be wearing number 3 …. for those of you wanting to get a jump start on getting a Udoka jersey …..

by what_the_crap on Nov 4, 2009 3:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking

The Kings should look for another big man. Going for another swingman I don’t understand. Maybe when Cisco popped his ball and Mason came up a dud Petrie decided to go shopping?

by KingsFan on Nov 4, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

But can he do a between-the-legs windmill dunk?

(in practice)

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with this as long he only takes up Mason's minutes

and Mason falls out of the rotation.

Victory is tasty.

by iashwash on Nov 4, 2009 3:45 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

A handsome reward to the first person to dig-up an Ime Udoka highlight reel...

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:45 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Here you go. I ain’t going to be looking for anything else.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Bitch...

beat me. lot of good shots of him running.

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by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

... and pointing.

He certainly can point.

by Rickyflip on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Your handsome reward will be in the mail shortly

I just need to find a good photo to autograph…

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just make sure I can wipe my ass with it

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll send some TP too

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I already have TP

Just make the pic bio-degradable okay? I can throw it into my compost pile along with my made from corn cup.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

got to give you a rec on that, 1 minute or less

now can you find a high light clip on Jake Voshkul?

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Nov 4, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tah-dah!!!


Whoops, wrong guy.

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Udoka-Diogu

Tomayto…tomahto

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

And Otis with a classic follow up

StR = Where Amazing is just another day in the life…..

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd settle them...

…being as good as Stockton herpes.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You never cease to amaze

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss him

And by him, I mean them.

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What you have a problem with slutty ASU cheerleaders?

There is something biologically wrong with you.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No

you’re an idiot. I was implying that without him on the team there’s not a whole lot of reason to post this pic anymore, which I miss seeing. Although signing a random dude with a funny sounding name is reason enough, I suppose

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by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're implying that I understand you

And just because I don’t understand you doesn’t mean I’m not an idiot. Understanding you would require idiocy too. So, therefore I’m not an idiot because I’m not a part of your worthless squirrely brain. Pig fucker.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or maybe

your so much more of an idiot than I am that I look like a genius in comparison

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by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's well wishing

But sure whatever you say. You are after all from the 209. I would believe you got gonorrhea from pot.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

At least you know it.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly yours is a dizzying intellect

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Only for himself

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by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I love that movie.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tsk tsk

The sexual tension with you two is flaring up again.

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's only sexual tension when we're in the same area code

Since I’d rather have herpes than go to Stockton, fat chance.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He lives in Stockton?

How is he able to get those words on the screen? He must have someone transcribing in Sacramento.

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm amazed he has a job actually

Wait a minute, fuck. I suck. You win vf.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Know what's better than having a job?

a month off from said job

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not that I wouldn't be on here talking shit with you bastards if I were

Not that I wouldn’t be on here talking shit with you bastards if I were working

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by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad to see you have standards

We would ignore you otherwise.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, my employer just paid me 40 bucks

So I could chat with y’all the last half hour.

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder this economy is dying.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, it's not my fault

The fact that the economy is dying is why I have time to sit and chat with y’all. :)

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

At least you'll be relaxed

That’s worth something.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You pose an interesting paradox

as I’m quite sure it’s not possible to be in Stockton and not have herpes.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Paradox

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm hoping you took that pic yourself

But if you didn’t, I understand.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

But I’ve had sugar today. A lot of sugar.

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sugar or no sugar

doesn’t affect your being funny. Sorry to break that myth.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Those ain't dox.

They’re dux.

The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.

by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Correct: Paradox

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Paradox

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One more?

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cuffs and pleats

Niiiiiiiiice.

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by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that depends on which bus you rode to get their

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean there is different strands depending on which bus you take?

Yowzah.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The blonde girl with the "I"

Clearly she wants me…she’s always staring at me.

Shit, that means Ike wants me too…disregard.

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

That was quick

You must really keep that photo “handy”.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm totally

fine with this. Udoka has always been a professional and he is credited with being a good practice guy… the only way our youth will improve is if they have to beat out guys NBA caliber players in PRACTICE! This helps… might be a bit of a waste of money but it helps (it also gives us another decent defender and guy who can help score a bucket or two from 3pt land on the wing)

Blessings.Love.Peace

by lifestyleforthesellout on Nov 4, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

i agree this seems to be a practice/injury signing

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1.

33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.

by JETisKing on Nov 4, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have no problem with this

decent defender but he can also shoot, something we’ve been sorely missing with Mason.

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by vfettke on Nov 4, 2009 3:51 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

maybe there is a trade on the way?

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 3:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

can we package K9, Noc, and Beno for Tayshaun and Rip already?

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

???

Why would either team do that?

Victory is tasty.

by iashwash on Nov 4, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We would do it in a heartbeat

Detroit would never do that though.

Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.

by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care if he likes it or not

Mad Rip Hamilton coming off the bench is better than anyone we have coming off the bench by a lot

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by Aykis16 on Nov 4, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe P-Dub wasn't impressed with Kevin's performance on Monday

and he wanted to put him on notice that NO ONE’S position on this team is safe…

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 4, 2009 3:56 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yep, Petrie's gonna sign Jalen Rose next

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i hear he is making a comeback

i also heard he challenged Kev to a 1-on-1 exhibition match during half-time of a Bighorns game

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Kings didn't have a 2 guard to back up Kevin

Now they do. So this guy has to be happy knowing he may play 32 seconds in some games.

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 4, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Must be here to replace Mason

an insurance guy off the bench who can I think do it all fairly well.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Nov 4, 2009 3:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I posted the FanShot when the Blazers waived him

And said the Kings should sign him, with everyone disagreeing with me. Looks like Geoff and I are on the same level :-D I’m cool with that!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Nov 4, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

ugh. that does not inspire confidence

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL Ice

Tru tru.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Un huh

“Everyone” disagreed with you. JJ agreed with you, and I said there wasn’t any minutes for him. (At that time, there wasn’t.)

We had no way of knowing where the Kings would stand with Desmond Mason 10-11 days later.

So in otherwords, when you incorporate “everyone’s” opinion, know what the fuck you’re talking about first. Thanks.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MEOW.

33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.

by JETisKing on Nov 4, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

(Can you feel K9’s footsteps?)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That time of the month, eh?

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 4, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All Day Every day

So, yeah.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me, or is Pookey always pissed?

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Nov 4, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What you said was stupid

I’m not always pissed. If you’re going to say something, do it accurately.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thats a good way to build a winner

sign and trade for all the guys the Blazers don’t want

IWR

by The Most Interesting Man in the World on Nov 4, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense

Cisco is hurt, Mason is a complete dud, & Donte isn’t even close to ready for minutes. Udoka is a good player for this roster right now. We still need a big but the league isn’t exactly deep with 7’ talent who don’t have jobs.

by allbenji's on Nov 4, 2009 4:07 PM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Amen benji

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DE-FENSE, we have none

We really need everyone to communicate on defense and not blow assignments. And possibly a shot blocker/rebounder. Doesn’t necessarily have to be a 7-footer. Communication is FREE.

by clicc916 on Nov 4, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure what all the negativity is about.

There’s nothing in this guy’s career that screams out sucktitiude in any way. The only reason why he isn’t on the Trailblazers or the Spurs is because they’re already loaded with talent at his position. Fifth year guys are usually still in their prime so it’s not like we’re getting damaged goods. I’ll wait a few more games before I critique this signing or join the mob-think for that matter.

This doesn’t blow my mind but it’s not disappointing either. I’m sure the reason’s will become known soon.

33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.

by JETisKing on Nov 4, 2009 4:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

except this 5th year player is 32 not 25 or 27

dude is old!

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He may be "old"

But he’s not dead.

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 4, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

looks like there's plenty of rubber on those tires

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Nov 4, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever happened to being in a budget crisis?

GP’s throwing around min contracts like they’re candy at positions we don’t even need.

by CloudyEyes on Nov 4, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

They're like "fun size" Snickers to him

Mini MLE’s.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Too many empty calories, if you ask me

GP needs to start eating healthy again and cut his little junk food addiction.

by CloudyEyes on Nov 4, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

GP already did splurge in MLEs. This is probably his dessert

by CloudyEyes on Nov 4, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Adios Desmond

It’s been fun

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Nov 4, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

We’re going to field a team made up entirely of swingmen, with point guards and bigs coming off the bench in waves, just to mess up everybody else’s rotation.

Could this be what Ziller meant by “disruptive defense”?

The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.

by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 4:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

wow. i kinda like that. is that what Houston is doing?

hell, if we win a couple extra games surprising teams doing that, i am all for it.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Houston success won't last

(I think . . .)

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Nov 4, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

true, but they are playing better than us

and if we can surprise some teams and win a few i think that will definitely help out morale, keep the players on board with Westphal, and overall i think that will help the team get better over time.

also, Udoka has been on some of the teams in our conference, practiced with some really good players, and can definitely help the young guys scout better and learn how to play against certain players.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree.

Any team with stud defenders like Ariza and Battier together on the floor has got to win some games on defense alone.

Maybe teams with 3 all-stars like the Spurs and Celtics could expose the Rockets easily but most teams just aren’t that well-equipped offensively.

Aaron Brooks hasn’t even peaked yet and Budinger is playing like a solid rookie. Nobody sucks on that squad and we all know Adelman truly knows how to make the most of his talent. I am not surprised at all.

33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.

by JETisKing on Nov 4, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually joking.

It would be really weird. Unless we dress them all like the guys in Section’s picture below. Then I’d totally pay whatever it cost to get to Saturday’s game here, just to see Jerry Sloan’s reaction.

The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.

by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 4, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Our new defense -

Swing men.


Nothing but swing men.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Nov 4, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thats better than some other pics you probably looked at while searching for that one

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

WTF

Am I missing something here. Is this dude 7’? So, he doesn’t play Center? Then WTF. Getting players that don’t fill a hole we have and getting players for a gap we don’t have yet is just a little bit whacked.

I get it that Mason is probably goners and actually like Udoka way better than Mason, but damn. I really want Petrie to get somebody so Spencer and JT can both play at the same time.

by MustangMBS on Nov 4, 2009 4:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

sigh* i know i know

still, rather have Udoka than one of the Collins Bros. though

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a sad statement too

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmm

Mini MLE’s. That was awesome!

by allbenji's on Nov 4, 2009 4:57 PM PST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Like everyone else

I’m SO glad they signed the big man defender we really needed.

by Carl on Nov 4, 2009 4:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

So which big man did you see the Kings signing?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mutombo!

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good call

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Keon Clark is still in his prime

by elSAVinator on Nov 4, 2009 5:02 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Is he out of jail yet?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

good point

maybe he’s learning the wildcat

by elSAVinator on Nov 4, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Brilliant.

No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.

-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)

by jjham15 on Nov 4, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No

Right now the roster is at 15 spots. That’s the maximum amount of players any team can have.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Nov 4, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No, this gives us 15 the league max.

Kevin, Tyreke, Nocioni, JT, Spence, Casspi, Donté, Brockman, May, K9, Cisco, Sergio, Beno, Mason and now Udoka.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

sorry for the lack of numbers

but i’m sure there are atleast 20 teams who could use a big man defender either starting or off the bench. I’m sure Geoff knows what this team needs but there is such a shortage of quality defensive big men out there. That’s why guys like diop get ridiculous contracts.

by allbenji's on Nov 4, 2009 5:09 PM PST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

sorry for the lack of numbers

but i’m sure there are atleast 20 teams who could use a big man defender either starting or off the bench. I’m sure Geoff knows what this team needs but there is such a shortage of quality defensive big men out there. That’s why guys like diop get ridiculous contracts.

by allbenji's on Nov 4, 2009 5:10 PM PST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

i dont give a damn, there is no reason

to waste time and money on things we don’t need. Are you telling me someone like Rod Benson would be a worse pickup for the same money as Desmond Mason? Because that is crazy talk.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Rod Benson would have been a worse signing.

Professional Hyperbole Slayer

by ForThree on Nov 4, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't know

for Reno last year he played 30 mins per, averaged 16.2 ppg, 8.5 reb, 2.6 blocks, 1.0 steals, 2.0 fouls and shot .586 from the field. And he only just turned 25. He is 6’10" with long arms and his own blog. Plus, if he didn’t work out well, they could just send him back down….

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Donté 20.4 points 4.2 boards 1.2 blocks, 1.2 steals and 45% shooting for Reno

just for comparison.

I’m sure if GP finds someone he likes for a price that is right, he’ll grab him.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Nov 4, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

chuck hayes averaged 10.8 ppg and 11.4 rpg in the D-League

i am pretty sure Houston is glad they have him.

while in the D-League, Hayes grabbed 25% of his teams rebounds and almost 15% of his teams blocks.

Benson got 20% of his teams rebounds and blocked over 50% of his teams shots.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

His blog

is probably one of the reasons he hasn’t gotten a serious look by an NBA team.

You need to actually get the job, before you start showing off what a pain in the ass you can be.

Professional Hyperbole Slayer

by ForThree on Nov 4, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

btw, speaking of crazy talk

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season11/bartfuture2.mp3

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Nov 4, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

incomplete info

There has to be more planned that this and it just hasn’t happened. Mason is likely gone. They probably had to pick up Udoka before somebody else got him.

Probably a trade in the works as well…

by MustangMBS on Nov 4, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why is it that big of a deal?

There’s not a plethora of big man talent out there, and if anything Udoka might be an upgrade to Mason. Seems kind of silly to get upset about it…

Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.

by otis29 on Nov 4, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If desmond is realeased

then I can’t see this not being a good move Ime is better at everything than Mason, except for jumping. He is a very good defender, and can shoot. If you watched the games when Mason was in the game, the spacing was terrible, especially on post ups, because Mason’s man would free roam and double anyone with the ball. This was especially noticable at the beginning of games whenever they try to post up Evans. The spacing has been so bad at the beggining of games, and thats probably the reason the Kings got off to bad starts. I wouldn’t be suprised with a DNP from Mason tonight

Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

by Ellimist on Nov 4, 2009 5:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

or who knows

mabye its a trade!!!

Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

by Ellimist on Nov 4, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

Professional Hyperbole Slayer

by ForThree on Nov 4, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

another rec

your totally right. Signing Ime has absolutely no downside. He’s cheap, plays D, and doesn’t make mistakes.

IWR

by The Most Interesting Man in the World on Nov 4, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eg-fucking-zakly!

Screw you Knicks! LBJ to the Kings!!!

by Shizzo on Nov 4, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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