Don’t ask me no questions about him. Ask me questions about somebody who’s going to be a factor in this league.
Stephen Jackson reacts to a question about Omri Casspi, as quoted by Marcus Thompson of the Contra Costa Times
over 2 years ago
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Wow... That's incredibly disrespectful...
A grown man acting like an 8th grader… Thanks for finding this Ziller. I just found my new Rick Fox
... Now let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...
True but it's still fun to diss the original Rick Fox.
Still hating on that d*ck for dating Eliza Dushku. Grrr.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
What?
Funk that! Now I REALLY hate him!
Is my banana fluffy enough?
by 27freethrows on Nov 9, 2009 4:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Well Eliza is partly to blame
She’s chose to date him recently.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Rick Fox is more despicable
because he was on a winning team. Stephen Jackson is just…. just sad.
I have a bunch of Warriors fans for friends (hometown: Santa Rosa), I sympathize with them on the outside, but on the inside? I’m filled with mirth.
by Grantnapeareatskittens on Nov 9, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
No effing way
way to help your trade status Jack.
He should be benched and bought out.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
Don’t show me no quotes from him. Show me quotes from somebody who’s a factor in this league.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 9, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions 23 recs
Career PER of 14.7, career best of 16.1
He’s always been a bit overrated imo.
He can score, but has a career FG% of 41.8%. If he was on my team, I’d rather he not shoot so much.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 9, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
If he was on your team
You’d need to find a new team.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Okay.
I think you’re misinterpreting me saying “the man can still play” to mean ’he’s an all-star’ or ’he’s one of the best players in the league’.
As far as this year goes his per game value (min/g pts/g 3/g reb/g ast/g stl/g blk/g fg% fga/g ft% fta/g) is better OR in the company of:
Rodney Stuckey
Caron Butler
Charlie Villanueva
Anthony Randolph
Paul Millsap
He’s not an all-star but he doesn’t necessarily suck. Stats don’t show his leadership and toughness on the court. Sure he’s been a d*ckhead in the media lately but that doesn’t take too much away from Stephen Jackson, the ballplayer. I don’t know anybody who considers him an all-star, but he can be an asset on any team, so I don’t think he’s overrated at all.
Plus if the league average is 15.00 every season, a 14.77 PER ain’t too shabby. This season, Marvin Williams is at 14.98 and Ariza is at 14.91 to name a few folks that are solid NBA players.
I’ll say it again, he’s a d*ckhead but he can still play.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
Valid points
However, he makes a ton of money for being a malcontent and a fairly inefficient scorer. There are over 360 players on NBA rosters, and I’m betting that I could find at least 150 guys that I would want before Jackson.
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Exactly the way I've always thought of Jackson
The reason why he was averaging 20ppg stats is due to the fact that he was the most selfish player on a crappy team, during those years. Sure, Biedrins is ridiculously efficient, but he never gets enough touches to exploit that efficiency.
All of a sudden, Jackson’s on a team with a bit more depth, where he’s been throwing his teammates under the bus, even before the season started. He’s been complaining about not getting enough touches, with his ridiculously average shooting efficiency.
…and NOW he throws one of OUR players under the bus. Seriously, what a grade-a jackass. He deserves to be benched.
Beautiful Kfan.
Stephen Jackson just became the Kanye West of the NBA.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Nice. You mean one of the many Kanye Wests in the NBA. There's a more than a few.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
That's just weird, man...
Not to mention you might have ruined my chances of successful future masturbatory sessions in which I fantasize about Taylor Swift. I’m picturing Omri in a blonde wig and sparkly silver dress. Not really doing it for me.
Oh, wait…
Nope.
Sorry. TMI.
"We ain't in the takin' prisoners business. We in the killin' Nazi's business...and Cousin, business is a-boomin'."
You're a damn crazy fool, Phuture
but you make me laugh when I’m drinking.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Nov 9, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry...
But on the other hand, vomit makes AWESOME lube!
Wow. Even I think that crosses the line!
Definitely should be up for “Quote of the Week” tho!
"We ain't in the takin' prisoners business. We in the killin' Nazi's business...and Cousin, business is a-boomin'."
2 outta 3 ain't bad!
"We ain't in the takin' prisoners business. We in the killin' Nazi's business...and Cousin, business is a-boomin'."
At least it's the thread about Stephen Jackson
If it was something else, I might feel yall have gone off topic a bit.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Does pulling a gun in a strip club parking lot make one a factor in the league?
by amonk81 on Nov 9, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Whatever. I like this because it's only going to fuel Omri's incredible fire and push him more.
What goes around…
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
I hope Omri could give a rat's ass about what Stephen Jackson has to say.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
I dunno. The next time the Dubs play the Kings I'm sure it'll be in his head at some point.
Captain Douche will hopefully find his ass knocked on the ground by Omri-Won.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
Oh, I forgot.
Now that we can all see the Kings are much, much better with out K-Mart, let’s trade him for Jackson. Joking….
I think it was Sheridan who had a chat over at ESPN today
He suggested we trade K-9 for Jax because we need his help until Martin comes back. Unbelievable
The future begins now...
LOL
I’d rather have K-9. By far.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
Because a young team needs self-important ass-barnacles like Jax to teach the kids.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Nov 9, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I hear Iverson might be available.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
The numbers.
Salaries:
2009/10 ____ 2010/11__ 2011/12__ 2012/13 _ _ 2013/14
$7,650,000 $8,450,000 $9,260,000 $10,060,000 (all guaranteed)
$1,167,000 $1,254,480 $1,341,960 $2,277,306 $3,313,480
I like our deal. Jackson would still be ten times the prick at half the price.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Don't let Omri find out about this...
… actually, we need to make sure he reads that quote. He will bust SJax right in his chops next time. No joke. Captain Jack is losing his mind, wasn’t he comparing himself to Kobe or saying he’s on Kobe’s level in the preseason? His body language is terrible, last night he put up the emptiest 21 I’ve seen this season. He hasn’t been a factor in a while, so I guess he knows what he’s talking about.
Pretty sure 3 of those 3 pt jacks (pun intened)
were right in his face. I wouldn’t want to talk about it either old man.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 9, 2009 3:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Someone's pissy
In about 3 years, someone will ask Casspi about Stephen Jackson, and he’ll say “Who?”
Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.
by otis29 on Nov 9, 2009 3:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Whose Stephen Jackson?
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Who's Stephen Jackson?
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 9, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
I hear he's a Lt. Colonel
Fearsome as it were.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Is that why he's acting like an ass?
coz his ass is still sore?
There's nothing to fear but everything.
I think someone needs a hug.
I’m guessing no one read him bed time stories when he was little.
Ba-da
Hmm..
With an attitude and ego that bad he probably is missing out on a lot of bed oriented activities…
If you're GS
Do you trade Monta Ellis and Stephen Jackson for Eddy Curry and Jared Jeffries? Better question, would the Knicks do it? Tough call if you’re Donnie Walsh.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
If I'm GS, I do this
If I’m NYK, I make them swap Hill for Stephen Curry or add this year’s #1.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Nov 9, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
If I'm GS
I do that trade, and let NYK live with it. If Walsh doesn’t like it, I say forget it.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'd trade Jackson
for a used stick of bubble gum.
by nothingbutnet on Nov 9, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Hehe
It must really suck to be a dubs fan right now… I saw how they piled on you as soon as you made one simple comment on GSoM last night. Classy and smart bunch over there.
by OrangeLazarus on Nov 9, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
Conan would say...
In the year 3000 Stephen Jackson wins "I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, " except it will be renamed, “I’m a Douchebag, Leave Me Here.”
Whata pussy
At least Omri’s teammates actually like him…
"Are you tryin to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
by Scott Coleman on Nov 9, 2009 4:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Even an 8 year old...
thinks that Jackson is an ass. I was at the game last night sitting next to my 8 year old son. Omri tosses up his third 3-pointer…the Kings run down on defense and Jackson starts pushing on Omri to “get position”…my son looks at me and says “Jackson is a jerky-guy”….
Out of the mouths of children……
by oregon duck on Nov 9, 2009 4:40 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Good one!
I am a bit dyslexic and Cap’n Ass Jack works for me.
Hmm… Reminds me of a rap song. What is it? The lyrics are “back that ass up.”
Re-watching the game now, Cap’n Ass Jack sure likes to post up and back that ass up..
The Hoop Doctors
Have a new name for him.
The draft lottery has reinforced my belief that there are not enough bad words in the English language.
by LeaguePassAddict on Nov 9, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Good one!
‘Captain Jerk’ is pretty good. Cap’n Ass Jack, Jerk, Jag-off only needs a few more words to be truly obscene.
Gee,
I wonder why he is so tough to trade. When are these clowns going to learn that they are killing their income potential by acting like babies.
The one thing that I like most about the current squad is the lack of egos.
Their having fun, their playing team ball, and their winning.
Unfortunately,
they aren’t killing themselves, just the teams that invested in them. Baron Davis blu-flued his way out of New Orleans, and Vince Carter did the same with Toronto. They both got their money, but they had devalued themselves so much from a trade standpoint that their teams had to accept little in return.
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I would blow up GSW in a heartbeat if I had control of that team
They have talent, but not necessarily high value talent.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'd unload Ellis ASAP
Keep Curry, Randolph, Morrow, Biedrins if I could. If I had to pick one of those players to use to sweeten a deal with, it’d probably be Randolph.
Father of the "Natt this!" movement and Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order.
As would I
They should be able to get some value in return. That roster makes no sense at all.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 9, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
36lb ass,
inside 15lb ass capacity jeans.
by OrangeLazarus on Nov 9, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
Once their current contract expires,
they may wish they maintained their professionalism.
Artest with all his talent, took a small contract due to his off court antics.
They ought to require these guys take a class on how to act to maximize their earnings potential and fan support.
.
by nothingbutnet on Nov 9, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
Artest
is a great example to your point. Jackson will be 35 when his current contract expires, so I don’t think that he’s to worried about it.
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NBN
They already have seminars with these guys in their rookie season to do that. It’s just that you can’t help someone who doesn’t want help.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Really,
Jackson’s dog must have eatin his homework. Thanks for the info.
by nothingbutnet on Nov 9, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know if they had one when S-Jax came into the league though
He got drafted in the 2nd round.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
In 1997 that is
I’m not sure if they had that seminar. But, Jackson has plenty of money too.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I wonder if he's a member of the Douchebag Solidarity Movement?
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Stephen who? Quien es?
Its early, but Omri’s rookie stats are better than Little Stephen’s rookie stats were. I’m excited to see how much of a factor Omri becomes in this league when he’s had as much playing time. Omri will get better. Stephen will get older….and still be a douche.
put me in, Coach
Oh sweet sweet irony
Someone who demands a trade to a contender, and plays like a whiny little bitch because of it, is obviously someone who considers himself to be a “factor” in this league, correct? So, if said person is, in fact, a “factor” in this league, then wouldn’t it be safe to say that the young rookie who played just as well if not better than this whiny little bitch in their game last night might also be a “factor” in this league?
Omri – 12 points, 4-6 shooting, 10 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals
Captain Whack – 21 points, 7-16 shooting, 2 rebounds, 2 assists, 2 steals
Hmm… whose line would you rather have?
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hahahaha
Omri – 17.3 PER, .601 TS%
Jacks – 13.2 PER, .517 TS%
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--Daisy Owl
One word
SCOREBOARD!
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
Kfan is the sh#t!!!!
" Don’t show me no quotes from him.Show me quotes of somebody who’s a factor in this league ".
Miguel Cotto will defeat Pacquiao on November 14, 2009! For PUERTO RICO baby..
Steve Jackson...(sang to the rhythm of "Ms. Jackson" made famous by Outkast)
I’m sorry Steve Jackson, but Omri’s for real.
…Totally meant to make your team look bad,
And now your talking like a complete douche bag…
I’m sorry Steve Jackson, I know you want out,
but talking like a little bitch
will not make another team want to facilitate a swicth.
I’m sorry Steve Jackson,
Stuck in a place that you’re pissed to be,
Omri’s first game made history,
The first NBA player from Israel,
Outperformed your punk ass,
now who’s for real?
"We ain't in the takin' prisoners business. We in the killin' Nazi's business...and Cousin, business is a-boomin'."
by PhutureKings on Nov 9, 2009 9:11 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
Hey,
I wonder if the Maloofs considered moving the team to Jerusalem. I bet they build a 1st class Sports Arena for free. Then we could trade for Jackson. I’m thinking a signed autograph of the Royal Court Dancers ought to do it.
Wow
Is that how he acts after he’s gets burned by Omri, Tyreke & Donté. I’m glad I was there to see his team get whipped.
Comeback
Jackson did manage to dish out 15 assists last night as the Warriors mauled the Timberwolves last night. The T-Wolves must be really bad.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 10, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions
They are CC
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I don't know if really bad
does justice to it.
I haven’t drunk the cc “we’re making a run at the playoffs” kool-aid (though I’m not mocking him for it, it beats the hell out of last year), but I’d much rather be us than a fair number of teams right now, and MN & GS have to be near the top of this list.
Professional Hyperbole Slayer
Yep
GS is in such a bad way. They would have to dump all their talented players (and bad contracts) just to start over. It would make their fanbase livid, and some people wouldn’t get over it because the Dubs would trade their “favorite” player.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That's a tough situation
After years of ineptitude, that franchise found lightning in a bottle with Baron Davis, Monta, Stephen Jackson, etc.
I realize that most Warrior fans that show up at Arco (and a large portion of the crowd at GSoM) are neanderthals, but I still almost feel bad for them – they were finally rewarded with a team with a bright future, now a few years later it’s like that team never happened.
Desmond Mason - Untied the balloon in Colorado, forged Obama's birth certificate, and ruined the careers of Omri Casspi and Tyreke Evans.
They have some good solid young pieces (Curry, Biedrins, Randolph, Morrow)
They just need to get rid of everyone else. Monta is a good scorer but IMO they should trade him along with Maggete and Jax, to get some young pieces, picks, or cap relief.
I wa svery impressed with Curry on Sunday night and I thought that aside from some early turnovers he had a decent game. I had my doubts about him as a distributor but the kid can pass the ball just fine and you can tell he has a great shot that’s just going to take time to be effective at this level. I don’t think you build around him but he’s a solid piece along with Biedrins and Randolph.
Too bad they have a coach that doesn’t care anymore and a front office that has no clue.
The future begins now...
Still not sold on Randolph
he’s still a deathstick. If he can’t put on any weight he’s a somewhat more talented Mikki Moore. That would make him a decent player – but a force? Also his head is all (not suprisingly) messed up by Nellie and that can have lasting effects.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Nov 10, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
I think he has the potential (a lot do)
but even if he doesn’t realize it, he could still be somehow solid. I don’t think they have a piece to build around yet but they do have some young players. The first step needs to be gettin rid of Nellie and changing the culture of the team. They need a Blazers-type cleansing. Unfortunately, their front office is not likely to do that anytime soon.
The future begins now...
We should pay attention
when they start dumping players. We might be able to use one of their 2 guards.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 10, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Ack
Say no to Mon-tayyyyy and Stephen “talk to me about someone in the real NBA” Jackson.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'm not thinking about those two guys
Jackson is too moody and unstabile and Monta is making the big $$$. I am thinking more of their other lesser paid guard-forward types like Morrow or Azubukie.
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Nov 10, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
Me likey
& Me Agree.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Tru Tru
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well, too bad that no actual basketball was involved in this game
I was there. and A. I missed Arco, B. I actually made it all the way through the end but that’s because we were doing drinking games about the scoring and C. the very loud and synchronized “boo” the captain got was quite lovely.
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