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Preview: Kings at Blazers

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THE OPPONENT

The Blazers have struggled, and not just because of the crippling injury to wonderbig Greg Oden. Portland struggled with Oden; losing him hasn't, as some argued it would, fixed things.

Actually, the whole matter of why the Blazers have struggled so much is a touchy subject, and I'd venture that 100 Portlanders would give you at least 25 or so different reasons. Steve Blake, Andre Miller, either or both. LaMarcus Aldridge's defense. A painfully slow method of offense. Not enough Jerryd Bayless. Injuries to Travis Outlaw, Nicolas Batum and Rudy Fernandez. Coaching. Energy. Faith. Confidence.

Whatever the case, strike before the toast cools. If you want that butter melted (in other words, if you want to win in Portland) you've got to act now (in other words, you've got to act ... oh, nevermind). Easier opportunities for road wins have come and passed. Others (Minnesota, Milwaukee) will come still. But this is a fine opportunity for traveling victory, insomuch as a healthy, correct Blazers team registers nearly unbeatable in the Rose Garden.

If there is one serious note of analysis I may offer, by which I mean stea, it is that the Kings are really bad in terms of giving up fast break points, but the Blazers are the team perhaps least likely to take advantage of that. (This might be doubly the case with Rudy out.) Regarding that second link, which regards the Blazers' habit of milking the shot clock for every last drip of time (MMMM ... time), do note that it is imperative (imperative!) for the Kings to

a) not bail Portland, or more specifically talented driver Brandon Roy, hesistant shooter Andre Miller and hesistant driver Aldridge, out with a foul with, say, six seconds or less left on the clock -- let them condemn their own bridge, aye,

and b) secure the defensive rebound, which is not something that cannot be said before all 82 games.


FG3PTFTReboundsMisc
GMMAPctMAPctMAPctOffDefTotAstTOStlBlkPFPPG
Brandon Roy 25 37.8 7.3 16.5 44.3 1.2 3.8 32.6 5.3 6.6 80.6 0.9 3.8 4.6 5.0 2.4 0.7 0.1 2.6 21.2
LaMarcus Aldridge 24 34.8 6.6 13.3 49.4 0.2 0.3 66.7 2.8 3.4 82.9 1.9 5.9 7.8 1.7 1.0 0.5 0.5 3.0 16.2
Andre Miller 25 27.4 3.7 8.9 41.4 0.3 1.3 25.0 3.7 4.6 80.7 0.8 2.0 2.8 4.5 2.2 0.8 0.1 2.1 11.4
Greg Oden 21 23.9 4.4 7.2 60.5 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.3 3.0 76.6 3.0 5.4 8.5 0.9 1.9 0.4 2.3 4.0 11.1
Travis Outlaw 11 21.0 3.5 9.2 37.6 1.1 2.8 38.7 1.9 2.2 87.5 1.2 2.3 3.5 0.7 1.1 0.6 0.7 1.2 9.9
Rudy Fernandez 20 23.3 2.8 6.6 42.4 1.6 4.0 38.7 1.5 1.8 82.9 0.6 2.1 2.7 2.3 1.9 1.6 0.1 1.4 8.6
Martell Webster 25 23.4 2.8 7.6 37.4 1.4 3.8 36.5 1.3 1.6 78.0 0.6 2.6 3.2 0.6 0.8 0.7 0.6 1.7 8.4
Steve Blake 25 30.4 2.5 6.9 36.4 1.5 4.3 34.3 0.6 0.9 69.6 0.3 2.4 2.7 4.0 1.6 0.7 0.0 1.3 7.2
Jerryd Bayless 18 10.6 1.8 3.4 51.6 0.1 0.4 28.6 2.1 2.8 76.0 0.2 0.7 0.9 1.1 0.6 0.2 0.0 1.8 5.8
Joel Przybilla 25 22.2 1.5 2.9 50.7 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.1 1.6 68.3 2.4 5.3 7.6 0.2 1.3 0.2 1.4 3.2 4.1
Juwan Howard 17 11.5 1.4 2.4 57.5 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.6 0.7 83.3 0.6 1.5 2.1 0.4 0.5 0.0 0.2 1.6 3.3
Dante Cunningham 15 8.1 1.4 2.5 55.3 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.1 0.5 28.6 0.9 1.1 2.0 0.2 0.3 0.2 0.1 0.9 2.9

THE KEY BATTLE

Aldridge vs. Jason Thompson. Two lovely offensive rebounders, two friends who can match outside jumpers ... but our pugilist is definitely more of a brawler. Despite his length, Aldridge is a perimeter-oriented power forward. According to HoopData.com, Aldridge takes 5.1 attempts per game from 10 feet or closer, and 7.2 attempts per game from further out. Thompson takes 7.1 attempts from within 10 feet, and just 3.3 from further. All this while, again, both are considered among the league's best offensive rebounders. All weird, man.

INTERESTING SIDESHOW

Forget Kevin Pritchard. The Portland fans, or more accurately the Rose Garden experience, might be the most important northern blueprint for the Kings to follow. The Blazers tossed out the dirty pool from that awful post-2000 era, and the fans almost immediately returned. I hope we see that community re-engagement in Sacramento, though I fear the fact that Portland is more of an "only-game-in-town" scenario (due to the proximity of the Bay Area) and simple timing (with the economic crisis) makes it a bit uneven, or even unfair.

BOLD PROCLAMATION

Sergio Rodriguez will threaten either his top assist watermark (12) or his worst turnover standard (six). Perhaps both.

NUMERIC PREDICTION

Kings by 14,003. (The SRSS is back, batches!)

DETAILS

Portland is in the same time zone as us? Weird. 7 PM start. Game threads at 7 and 8, post-gamer at 9:45, recap sometime tomorrow.

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kinda off topic but...

i had a fan shot up that no longer exist. is there a reason ? did i not follow str rules ?

by bukey on Dec 15, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

No offense

But it was kind of a mess. Try to use some capitalization, sensible punctuation. And the link was … I don’t know, I didn’t really get what you were doing there. Sorry.

by Tom Ziller on Dec 15, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Was the tipping point...

…when shadowchicken complained that it didn’t make any sense?

"When you look at him, you say: 'Holy God.'" - Pete Carril on Tyreke Evans

by otis29 on Dec 15, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 15, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

my bold prediction, Brandon Roy gets hurt

In the first quarter, Miller and Aldridge each score 30, but 8 Kings score in double figures and the Kings win in OT after Tyreke blocks Aldridge’s shot for the go ahead.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Dec 15, 2009 12:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Now that's a bold prediction

If I may add to it: Roy is injured when a Jon Brockman elbow dislocates his ear. It’s the first “Dislocated Ear” ever reported.

Sidenote: It’s now been scientifically proven that Jon Brockman has just two arms, but seven elbows. While there is no direct visual evidence of this, NASA used the same techniques that they use to discover distant planets by measuring the gravitational effect on nearby objects.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

NASA used the same techniques that they use to discover distant planets by measuring the gravitational effect on nearby objects. I thought they used the Blackhole method..Otherwise known as Sean Mays mouth

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Dec 15, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Brockman

Was seen at the starbucks by Sam Amick in Portland by himself, but still wearing a hello kitty backpack.

“Here’s a bold prediction for you, Brandon. Your ear can’t stop any of my 7 elbows.”

“We’ve never seen this force in nature before, but we are testing for it in Switzerland. It releases a sort of radiation we are calling ‘Brockeons,’ which attracts basketballs, noses, ears. It is the second strongest force, next to the strong nuclear force. We it’s source, Jon Brockman, may only be partly in this universe, partly in another. This is all just a theory. But its the best we have.” – Nobel Prize for Physics Laureate Frank Wylcek.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Dec 15, 2009 1:59 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

Okay seriously,

as a Blazer fan that statement isn’t the least bit funny. The team is already watching out for falling pianos. But it’s interesting to note that in practically all Blazer games this year someone gets hurt, either from the Blazers or the other team, and since they aren’t any more Blazers left, I would be fearful for your Sacramento Kings.

by jenstcy on Dec 15, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

um. physio balls. thats all i have to say.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Dec 15, 2009 2:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That only affects our Dominican’s and hes already out so ha!

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Dec 15, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold prediction

It will rain in Portland at some point during tonight’s game.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 15, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

correction: it will rain in the Rose Garden in Portland at some point during tonight's game.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut

by Ice_9ine on Dec 15, 2009 2:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Rain 3's?

Ummm… Zing.

(I’m patting myself on the back right now)

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Dec 15, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Here, let me help out

OHHH… you said PAT, ignore this innocuous rubbing.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 15, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Rain is hot

Miller - Roy - Webster - Aldridge - Przybilla. Is that so hard?

by Norsktroll on Dec 15, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not Rain. That's Kfan.

He’s gained a little weight recently though.

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Dec 15, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This should be a good benchmark for the Kings.

If the Kings win tonight, they have the potential defeat any team that’s not ranked in the top 8 in my opinion. If they don’t, it will be a good gauge to see what the Kings need to improve on.

I’d pay to see the tag team rebound battle of Joel and LaMarcus vs. Spencer and Jason. I expect plenty of “interference” from Brocktimus Prime. Make this a No DQ match.

Also looking forward to seeing ‘Reke go up against the Portland guards, especially Bayless. That’s the most interesting match up to me tonight. Go Kings.

33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.

by JETisKing on Dec 15, 2009 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

Not sure who Brockman covers

Przybilla? Juwan Howard?

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Dec 15, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold prediction

At least 5 Blazers fans will start posting in the game thread and we will all kick them out.

Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...

by edm7 on Dec 15, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

A couple occasionally do

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Already is what I mean

(Why I can’t type this stuff the first time I’ll never know. Sigh.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

"Already is what I mean"?

I can’t understand you!

Lower their expectations and rise to met them

by left hand on Dec 15, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes two of us.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh...my good friend,

perhaps you should ask for a show of hands.

Of course, I offer that in the most respectful, best possible,…way…already.

Lower their expectations and rise to met them

by left hand on Dec 15, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Our Open day game thread can kick your Open day game thread's butt any day of the week

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...

by edm7 on Dec 15, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Them sounds like fighting words...

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 15, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea Dem's fightin' words!

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You're really cute bow

Does that black cat ever bite you to make you meaner?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

but Bonzi meows for soft food constantly which annoys me and always jumps on the table with that demanding meow for people food…

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cat in the hat says splat

And there goes the Tigger.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Cats are stupid.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that remark by the way

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you gonna do about it, pussy?

(Joking, just taking advantage of the context)

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking about joining SacRoy's OGDT tonight

I can stir up alot of trouble that way. How do ya like them apples?

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds good, I'll be there...

oh wait, nevermind, I have a life.

On second thought, maybe I will make an appearance, this is kinda fun.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't originally going to stick around & comment during the game threads

But, now I am. Syke. Who gives a shit who has more comments. Bedge gets 2500+ comments in JD’s once a week.

My nuts are bigger than your nuts, my nuts are bigger than yours. My sunny nuts are bigger than your nuts and my sunny nuts are bigger than your gray sky nuts.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My daddy has more money than your daddy

Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...

by edm7 on Dec 15, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably true.

Dang stupid Mexicans.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate you all!!!!!!!!

(Especially with the one’s with rich daddy’s.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yesterday's JD was over 2300 when I signed off

as JD chairman I should know what the record is… it would be good for Royalty fans to check it out so they can see what a quality site really is…. aaaaaahhhh gotcha! Did you really get banned? I read your comments today at BE and they hardly seem atrocious.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Makes no nevermind. I don’t aim to get banned here or there (again in both cases) so, yeah.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold prediction

Steve Blake will get annihilated, and the Blazers will be forced to use their Roy on our R.O.Y.

put me in, Coach

by LaBradford on Dec 15, 2009 12:49 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Cute

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering I hear that they are benching Blake tonight...

annihilation might not happen. At least not to Steve Blake. But isn’t Tyreke Evans playing the SG position?? Roy and Evans head to head might be interesting….

by jenstcy on Dec 15, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Tyreke Evans is NaPG.

Nevermind, that’s out joke. Yes, he is the PG. Donte Greene will be the starting SG, and he is definitely not a PG.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Kfan's joke

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

okay, then I guess it's

Andre Miller and Tyreke Evans head to head. yeah…someone’s getting annihilated. I’m just not sure who….. Probably Miller.

by jenstcy on Dec 15, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Bayless will get plenty of run

and I look forward to the potential shut down of Tyreke, or Bayless. or Roy. Anywho, I’m looking for some DEFENSE!

by sparks89 on Dec 15, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

"potential shut down of Tyreke"

Does he have pneumonia? I hadn’t heard…

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL @ does he have pneumonia

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pneumonia of the cerebral kind

The name sparks88 must come from what you do with a lighter after eating some chili beans because it can’t reference the sheer brilliance of intellect.

by MustangMBS on Dec 15, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold Prediction

Sergio passes the ball to Nate McMillans face.

"It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face."

by Apoet on Dec 15, 2009 12:55 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

As gives him a concussion, Then Brockman complains because he wasn’t able to do it with his many elbows!

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Dec 15, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold Prediction:

The game tonight will go into overtime for an NBA record 70 times. Both teams will fly back to Sacramento for the ESPN game. Stern rules the Kings have to play both the Trailblazers and Wizards at the same time, 10 on 5. Kings win 597-596.

"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28

by kwill on Dec 15, 2009 1:55 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Bold Prediction:

An unnamed Blazer’s edge moderator pulls a Tim Donaghy and takes bribes from SacTown Royalty posters in order to affect the over/under on Blazer’s Edge Gameday thread posts.

(cough)

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by T Darkstar on Dec 15, 2009 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Donaghy didn't take bribes

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sacbarrio Royalty posters are so naive

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll cut you, homes!

Don’t you dare disparage my town. Though things are pretty miserable here… I can’t believe it’s only 57 degrees… brrrrrrrrrrrr

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was cute when I hit the post button.

Then I read it afterwards.

T Darkstar=lame. And here, I can’t hide the evidence. :(

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by T Darkstar on Dec 15, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be so hard on yourself

But if you’re still worried about it, maybe Ziller would take a bribe to remove it. I know Section would.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

T Darkstar, if you offered to babysit the newest Ziller for 4 hours

I’m pretty sure TZ would do just about anything you asked.

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Dec 15, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure TZ is teaching the young Jedi Ziller to rule the world with a keyboard

You can’t hire babysitter’s as a substitue.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

substitute^

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It just seems like last year

when I wanted us to draft Bayless and we got someone who I’ve never even heard of until draft day.

by kingme on Dec 15, 2009 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

May's tattoo is really ridiculous

It’s the Chinese equivalent of “may”, as in “may be the least valuable player on the team”. If my last name was “Is” or “Does”, you wouldn’t see me getting either of those tattooed on my arm. He could have at least picked the characters for the month of May.

He probably thought that since it means “may/can” that he it was doubly-awesome, since it’s his last name and shows how anything “may” be possible. I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Dec 15, 2009 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

BOLD PROCLAMATION

noce will eat martell websters 3 pointers and play 7 minutes and shoot 1-9. and get injured

by raidenballa15 on Dec 15, 2009 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

Well, if he eats them, at least they won't be able to go through the hoop.

And you’re probably thinking about Sean May.

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Dec 15, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Prediction: Oden hurts other knee while watching the game on TV

Hard work beats talent when talent is hardly working...

by kromeace on Dec 15, 2009 5:05 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

It's not pretty to see a grown man cry.

It’s a good thing we’re communicating via text. (sniff)

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by T Darkstar on Dec 15, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

sac is better than p-town just by the coach alone.....

since the blazersedge has now officially “banned” me at least a dozen times, im glad that i can at least dispose of my displeasure here. for those of u that dont know, blazersedge is about censorship (with “dave” being the leader on that front); impossible to say anything negative without getting banned.

anyway. i like sac… though the team is inconsistent to say the least. but what u have is owners that care and potential to make some deals next year. the crowd is great and i like the colors on the court.

even though id like the blazers to lose, i really cant see that happening. kings are bad on da road and the blazers are mad. good luck to all!

by bad on Dec 15, 2009 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

what's up radio?

still playing the victim I see

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave is my kid brother

Disparaging him here will probably earn you a ban hammer. That goes for Ben, too. I love those guys and BlazersEdge. So if you’re looking for sympathy, you probably dropped into the wrong site.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 15, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

this is bad's whole shtick

he blatantly violates blog site rules then plays the victim upon banishment by claiming his unpopular truths are being suppressed. he’ll likely try to slip around any ban by generating new ID’s.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ahahah

awesome… man thats a great movie

by In Walks Rudy on Dec 15, 2009 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is.

Although you don’t usually see that line quoted.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And let me explain why I will ban you upon your next comment regarding this issue -

a) It has nothing to do with tonight’s game.

b) I have a power complex

c) This is just another example of the man trying to keep a brother down.

If you want to talk Blazers/Kings basketball, stick around. Otherwise, congratulations in advance for your 2nd SBN ban. It’s your call.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 15, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Buh-bye

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 15, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I would also like to say

Adios

"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28

by kwill on Dec 15, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I just needed to act like i had the ban power also

I was fun

"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28

by kwill on Dec 15, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

facts... opinions

same difference. You should ask Dave for one more chance

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was joking

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave saved me from a burning house,

and avenged my father’s murder.

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Dec 15, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No- your right

It’s all about you. We just wait to hear your rants.

"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28

by kwill on Dec 15, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh how I would love to see the Kings win tonight.

1st Qtr prediction: During the first 5 minutes they will realize a depleted Blazers team is 10 times better then a full force Timberwolves team. The Kings go down by double digits after one.

Qtrs 2-4: We kick there ass anyway.

King’ s by 7.

Ba-da

by Ba-Da Bing on Dec 15, 2009 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

Yep. Bro, not trying to be herk or anything, I would suggest to take a short break, gather your thoughts,

and make one long post instead of a bunch of one sentence posts. It will automatically turn people against you, because that seems like spamming/trolling. If that is what you want to do, carry on and wait for the ban to roll in. If not, just take a few breaths between posts, and I think you’ll be Ok here.

Just my two cents.

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Dec 15, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know what a "herk" is

But it may still apply.

"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28

by kwill on Dec 15, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I am going to try something new and jump back and forth

From here and Bedge game threads,the burning question,can old dogs learn new tricks?

by southern oregon on Dec 15, 2009 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

It'll just make you nuts SO

Stick with one.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

Although, I thought Webber hated Sactown. He mentioned how no player would want to play here because it’s a “cowtown”.

by russak on Dec 15, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw this

Cool to see C-Webb “tweeting” the young Kings!

by lemmetakeutodamovies on Dec 15, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think most might agree with PW that Reke is our best defender.

In that case, I hope Reke guards Roy tonight because it would be nice to see how/if Reke can disrupt Roy’s game. Honestly, I know that teams have gotten away from sending their best player to guard the other teams best, though some still do. All I’m saying is I want to see that matchup on both ends of the floor, even though I know it wont happen when Donte is in.

"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28

by kwill on Dec 15, 2009 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

I hope he does too...

Reke > Rubio. This is going to be a fun game.

by In Walks Rudy on Dec 15, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to StR faithful -

Not that it matters, but I hold most of the members at Blazers Edge in very high regard. Incredibly passionate, very knowledgeable – they’re like us, only more damp.

I am anticipating an influx of BE participation during the game thread tonight. Please welcome them. 99% of them will bring a lot to the thread (norkstroll, jscot, timbo, sabonis4ever, etc., etc., etc.,). These are great basketball fans, just like us. Ignore the 1% troll factor. And enjoy the game!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 15, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Okay then.

I’m a bit territorial tho (which is why I don’t go to the other team’s site) so I’ll try to remain civil.

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Dec 15, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope I'm not in considered in that 1%

I did mention visiting the OGDT tonight and stirring up trouble, but I was just trying to make friends. I respect SactownRoyalty.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

so would ya vouch for me Southern Oregon?

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

How about I vouch for ya bow.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That'll work

I didn’t realize you were such a popular Trail Bedger Pookeyguru :>)

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Dec 15, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

I got no beefs with the Blazers.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record

my badgering was meant to be good-natured. I’m generally a docile creature.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 15, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I plan on saying nothing

I might not even be in the game thread.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I might have to go out to catch the game

I’m not sure how many places will have a TV + internet to watch the game.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hehehe.

There’s a great joke in there but you’ve got to be a Filipino (or understand Filipion/Tagalog) to understand it.

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Dec 15, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I am beginning to like Kings v Blazers games the best

Would like nothing more than a bit of a rivalry with the boys from the north.

by mp916 on Dec 15, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

Good

why get the Blazers worst?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 15, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

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