Ron Artest Lets the Good Times Roll

If he was drinking with Musselman this explains so much of the 2007 season...

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Every day Ron Artest is not a King, I become an even bigger fan of Ron Artest.

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by iashwash on Dec 2, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd for truth

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by vfettke on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions

As others on the interwebz have already said:

I wish Ron Artest could be interviewed for and featured in huge articles at least once a month. He never ceases to entertain us all. His nekkid Kimmel interview was classic. He’s the only L*ker I cannot help but like.

33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.

by JETisKing on Dec 2, 2009 10:43 AM PST reply actions

Sometimes I wonder why Ron doesn't take his Bi-Polar meds

Then again, I know why journalists hope he doesn’t.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 2, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions

His bipolar meds conflict with his alcohol consumption

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by vfettke on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions

NBA

Where Alcoholics Happen.

There's nothing to fear but everything.

by elfboy_ on Dec 2, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions

If Really True...

and I have no reason to think that Ron is lying then that is really sad. I could understand him and Brad Miller passing around Quincy Douby at halftime but the Hen-dog?!? Unbelievable.

by Mityt on Dec 2, 2009 11:31 AM PST via mobile reply actions

Good thing Ron-Ron wasn't here when Keon Clark was.

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by Aykis16 on Dec 2, 2009 11:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd for truth

But I loved the guy

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Dec 2, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions

Go further and read what Henry Abbott

from true hoop (which is linked to that article above) has to say on the subject. Good stuff.
What in the world will become of this guy when basketball is over? Nothing good I think.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 2, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions

Two words

Reality television.

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by section214 on Dec 2, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions

Two words

Off button.

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by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 2, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions

Think of the options -

NBC – Ron on the Celebrity Apprentice (odds that he winds up in bed with either/both of the Trump siblings = 2/1).

TLC (or Oxygen) – Ron and Kate Moss co-star with a pack of dalmations in a show titled “Ron and Kate plus 88.” Tune in to see who Ron does and does not feed.

VH1 – “Ron of Love.” Buxom babes vie for the honor of Ron’s love. Each week, the surviving contestants each receive a pair Ron’s underwear placed around their neck, while the eliminated contestant is given a copy of Ron’s rap CD, which they are forced to listen to on the limo drive home. Special appearances by Tila Tequila, Marv Albert and Carmichael Dave.

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by section214 on Dec 2, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Yeesh.

Count me out.

The only reality television I watch is Kings Basketball.

Interestingly, I want my chosen forms of entertainment to actually be entertaining.

I don’t slow down to look at car accidents on the side of the highway, either.

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by LeaguePassAddict on Dec 2, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions

I want my chosen forms of entertainment to actually be entertaining.

And yet you watched last season?

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by Aykis16 on Dec 2, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions

love ron-ron

after he’s done with hoops, i’m hoping he’ll get a gig on tv. can you imagine ron-ron going off? and you know he’ll go off because no one would want to mess with him even after hoops. the dude is huge and he’ll always be just a little too crazy to mess with.

"When talent is roughly equal," said Westphal, "the competitive guys win. You have to have that in this league. Here's a perfect example: We (the Phoenix Suns) drafted Tim Perry and Dan Majerle the same year (1988). Now, if you get a stopwatch for down and back (baseline to baseline sprint), Tim Perry was faster than Dan Majerle. That's a fact. But if you had them race, Dan Majerle won. I can't explain it. Somehow, he had that drive, that fire, something inside him. If you have enough guys like that, your team starts winning again."

by kingsbruins02 on Dec 2, 2009 1:44 PM PST reply actions

Problem with Ron is

He’s just not very articulate. I think he’d be a disaster on television.

"When you look at him, you say: 'Holy God.'" - Pete Carril on Tyreke Evans

by otis29 on Dec 2, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions

I suspect

that after the NBA Ron-Ron will end up like Dennis Rodman or Mike Tyson. I think they are all mental five-year-olds.

"Shut up and Coach!"
Vfettke

by SavageBeast on Dec 2, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions

One thing I love about Ron Artest

is the unspoken rule all media outlets have concerning him: no matter what the article is about the Brawl will always be mentioned. Ron could save a bunch of kittens from certain death and open up an orphanage in Africa and no matter what there will always be a blurb saying “Artest beat the shit out of a fan one time.”

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by vfettke on Dec 2, 2009 2:48 PM PST reply actions