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Let's make some of our own for Tyreke Evans.
I'll start. I'm no good at them, but I know StR will have some good ones.
Tyreke doesn't need the Rookie of the Year Award. The Rookie of the Year Award needs Tyreke.
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Tyreke Evans' man defense is so good he's the only player ever whistled for groundtending.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Dec 21, 2009 12:40 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Tyreke Evans scares the hoop so much, he doesn't drive to the hoop, the hoop drives to him.
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
Tyreke doesn't have to dribble the ball, the floor brings the ball to him
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
Tyreke is so strong, Shaq calls him the Big Easy
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
Tyreke's sweet cures Masonitis
"Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." Proverbs 17:28
It's not that Tyreke Evans is not a point guard -
Point guards are not Tyreke Evans.
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by section214 on Dec 21, 2009 7:59 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Tyreke's arms are so long
that he can play the one, the two, and the three position . . . at the same time.
""Balance your right to dissent, with your responsibility to contribute."
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Since Tyreke is not a "true" PG the NBA made a new position just for him: DW, Destroyer of Worlds
catchy, right?
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by vfettke on Dec 21, 2009 8:32 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Tyreke Evans was so destined for greatness
that his name anagrams into “Retakes Envy” and “Veterans Key.”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
Tyreke Evans was born September 19th, 1989
He threw his first basketball November 9th, 1989, knocking down the Berlin Wall before hitting nothing but net.
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By the end of this season, it will be unanimously agreed-upon league wide that "R.O.Y" no longer stand for "Rookie of the Year"
It now stands for “’Reke Owns You”.
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 21, 2009 12:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Tyreke Evans is the first Rookie in NBA history to average 20 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, and 1 Sacramentorgasm per game
"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.
by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 21, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions
Tyreke will be so awesome, every team will tank their seasons so they can pick 4th in the draft.
Including the New Jersey Nets.
There's nothing to fear but everything.
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