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Sactown Royalty Night At ARCO Arena - The Peach-quel (copyright Aykis16, 2009)


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Sactown Royalty members pose after the 12/28 game vs. Denver. Notables include Ed (with antenna), pookey (large guy to the left of Krusty the Clown) and section214 (having crotch sniffed by dog).


First things first. I'm still waiting for the real group photo that was taken after the game (though I'm guessing that the portrait shown above is going to come pretty darn close to the real thing).

Second, the evening was a huge success. 87 StR members, representing and loud. The Peaches chants were nice, but the spontaneous barking when Kenny Thomas entered the game almost had me in tears - I'm so proud of you guys!

Star-divide

The thing that I really enjoyed about the game was the corner bar vibe that I felt while sitting amongst the StR degenerates faithful. I have to admit, part of me anticipated showing up to the game, looking at all of you, and thinking to myself "Darwin was wrong." But I was pleased to find out that Kings' geeks differ from your standard internet geek in that they look, sound and (thankfully) smell almost normal.

Some brief musings from the evening -

The fact that coolcat has re-produced was at first disconcerting, but I later learned that the kid was in fact a rented child actor, and that he will have the lead in this summer's release of "The Bad News Bears go to Transylvania - Blue Moon Odom."

Muff209 and Chris the Greek are indeed two different people. When we went down to the floor for the photo after the game, Muff and Kayte's eyes met and they shared a moment. Also, Greek and Fat Lever's eyes met and they shared a moment.

Carl's "avatar" is actually Carl.

I could go on (oh, you know how I could go on), but I want to get to the exciting(?) news - There will be a 2nd Sactown Royalty night at ARCO Arena. Thanks to Aykis16, it will be known as "Sactown Royalty Night At ARCO Arena - The Peach-quel." We're looking at Friday, March 19th, vs. the Milwaukee Bucks ('Reke vs. Jennings, part deux), or Saturday, April 3rd vs. the Portland Trailblazers (I would be unable to attend that game but I'm sure that we could arrange for someone else to be "perks" figurehead at the event). We will shoot for the same seats - 2nd deck halfcourt view in sections 214 and 215, $25.50 per seat. We will probably put these out for sale further in advance (say, during late January or early February), as this may secure us an even better perk than the group photo.

Poll attached to gauge interest. Please vote that you are going to attend only if you plan to attend.

Sactown Royalty Night At ARCO Arena - The Peach-quel. So it shall be written. So it shall be done.

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SacTown Royalty Night At ARCO Arena - The Peach-quel. I prefer:
Friday, 3/19, The Bucks - Bring on Jennings!
139 votes
Saturday, 4/3, The Blazers - More Brandon Roy, less section214
45 votes
To watch both games from home - I wouldn't be caught dead out in public with the lot of you.
71 votes

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I voted for 4/3

because its my birthday. but either one would be fine. although there’s still no guarantee i can attend

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by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

I was in front being a smartass

Mostly because the picture was about to be taken and it was the one place I could quickly get in.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Reply fail

good job stupid

so are you the one in the bow tie staring lovingly at that old man?

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I don’t care much for the sycophantic wealthy.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Donkey punching you for eternity will bring me great pleasure.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want me to be nice and say it would be nice to have the opportunity to meet you?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not asking for that much

but no references to acts of violence while anally raping me, please

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine. Be that way.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the anal rape is enough

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Dec 31, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't ever donkey punch him.

I might push him down a flight of stairs and claimed my hand got possessed and slipped, but no donkey punching I promise.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm gonna throw a beer at Peaches and point at you like you did it

think he’ll rush the stands and take out some of his ginger-rage on you?

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't mind doing all Kings fans around the world a favor

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And please tell me Pookey

is the one standing directly behind Krusty the Klown

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Not only is my avatar me

But it takes 9,999 others just like me to produce each post you read here. Monkey power, bitches!

by Carl on Dec 31, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

I'm for the Portland game on 4/3

just because Saturday gives us more opportunity to get together if we want both before and after.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 31, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

I gotta do Saturday as well

Because the Blazers game can actually be done on my school spring break. (I have school the next day and would be leaving ironically, but the schedule works.)

Anyway, that’s my vote.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Count me for a double vote

so i get the opportunity to punch pookey in the neck!

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

(I call dibs on sucker punching V though.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can attend either game... though I voted for the Bucks game.

My wife and I are planning on visiting with some friends and the husbands are heading to Arco while the Wives hang with the two babies.

That being said either game works for me.

Go Kings!

Blessings.Love.Peace

by lifestyleforthesellout on Dec 31, 2009 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

So, my friend is a Bucks fan. We were already planning on attending that game. If I got in on this would I be pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables by all of you for bringin a Bucks fan? :)

by TTown Kings on Dec 31, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

No

It’s not like he’s a [redacted] fan. Plus, we’ll probably just stare at him, amazed that a Bucks fan even exists. Kind of like seeing sasquatch.

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Dec 31, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It depends on how old he is

If he can recall the days of Kareem, Oscar Robertson, Lucius Allen, Bobby Dandride and Jon McGlocklin, then he can claim superiority over us and reign supreme. As such, he must be destroyed. Otherwise, he is welcome.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 31, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He's not that old so he's safe...

thanks for the replies fellas, I’ll most likely be in for 4 tickets on this…

by TTown Kings on Dec 31, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I voted March 19

But I’m not quite insane enough to plan my life that far ahead, so either one works for me.

by Carl on Dec 31, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

I also like the Portland game

because thats the team we’ll be measured against in the next few years.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 31, 2009 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

Plus if we're lucky

We could have a west side showdown with Bedge. We could snap our fingers & everything!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Perks.....Hmmm....

Hey Section,

For perks maybe we could request a dunk tank with our pal Napes in the hot seat. The only thing is we have to use Peaches instead of baseballs and for every miss we have to donate $10 to the SPCA.

I hear GP is big on the SPCA…

by MustangMBS on Dec 31, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

that's good

im not sure if peaches will want to attend though

"Oh boy! If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball"-Peaches

by AkaP on Dec 31, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We could just dress up Coolcat

He already runs the “official” Peaches twitter. The problem with that, of course, is that the real anger is not meant to be directed at CC, but in fact at Peaches. Conundrums I tell ya; what a bitch! Hmmm, Conundrums, Peaches, perfect!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

im so down.

i say we get some time on the court for some halftime action.
20 on 20 anyone? haha.

our season should be over by then [not anticipating going to Arco the rate OUR seasons going ATM]. So it’ll be fun to watch ’Reke and Jennings go at it.

by bryancox11 on Dec 31, 2009 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

I'm the surly one in the back with the unkempt beard

I voted for the Bucks game, though I could probably attend either. I’ll probably bring a buddy or two this time, mostly to keep me from drinking too much and making an ass of myself with the Budweiser girls.

"Sometimes the capriciousness of youth anesthetizes common sense." -Let Geoff's words guide our patience this season.

by AnotherStupidSN on Dec 31, 2009 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

I always though your name was Willie :)

It all makes perfect sense now…..

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 31, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

in for at least 6 tix for probably both ..we should just make them both STR nights!

Judgment day is coming!

by Widowwolf on Dec 31, 2009 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

Count us in for March

Even though we have to blow off a school to make it.

We’re not missing another one!

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 1, 2010 7:24 AM PST reply actions  

Education always takes a backseat to Kings basketball

This site proves that an a daily basis.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jan 1, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I prove it on a daily basis, too.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Jan 1, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

A whole school?

Sounds like a movie I saw once…

"When you look at him, you say: 'Holy God.'" - Pete Carril on Tyreke Evans

by otis29 on Jan 1, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny

Author-boy does school visits to promote reading and writing. He has a Jr. High scheduled for that day, but since it’s with two other authors, they’ll be ok without him.

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 1, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

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