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I blame it on

Kevin Martins ugly suit.

It distarcted 3/5ths of the starting lineup, stayed in their heads
Haunting them.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

maybe he went to a wedding?

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Dec 6, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

In what decade?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

in a decade you weren't born in yet

or Kevin either

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Dec 6, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I was alive in the 70's

Barely, but I was alive.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So for you,

the 70’s and this decade are a lot alike. :)

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I was waiting for somebody to mention that

Yep.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoever sold that thing to K-Mart should be ashamed

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I know he's bored

but if you bought that – never shop for yourself!
If a girl picked it out – DUMP HER!

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Girls pick out those kind of ugly garments true

But, no, their’s no excuse. I’m hardly the fashion guru, but that was beyond ugly.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone have a pic?

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't want to see that suit lettere

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And Aykis when you read this

Hopefully you can use that suit as Ugly for the GB&UWk7.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Adam sandler wore it in

Wedding Singer

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No those were 70's lame

What’s so lame about Kevin’s suit was that it was made on PURPOSE.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

That bad? Ouch.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time they tried to regroup on the bench

IT was there, burning thier eyes, confusing thier souls.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That is too funny

Burning their eyes & Confusing their soul’s.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty close

but the grey was lighter and the black was I think furry.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the pockets having some women suit like angle

But that’s what I remember.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's how ugly that suit was

Kevin Martin’s suit was so ugly that ugly suits shrivel in shame.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Its funny,

I noticed the suit right away and thought to myself that fashion has taken an ugly turn.

Its nice to know that I’m not alone on this one.

by nothingbutnet on Dec 7, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep pretty close

with acid washed jeans.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

"Are you tryin to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

by Scott Coleman on Dec 6, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

Kings lose, facepalm

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 6, 2009 8:53 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Anyone know where one can watch post-game conf live?

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

You can watch it on kingsflix when they put it up on youtube

that’s what I do since I don’t live in Sac.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is the

youtube link.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda's are so cute when they are guilty

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Guilty of being adorable.

It is a vicious cycle of cute-itude.

"Thou must give props" - Ice_9ine

by tomroadrunner on Dec 6, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Once again the vicious cycle teaches us a valuable lesson

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

tell us the truth Tom

you like kittens don’t you?

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Dec 6, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BJ

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I have one in my pants right now

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm married - so I take it when I can get it.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Consenting adults is for the birds

Only Democrats and Europeans commit such nonsense.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I live in the best place on Earth

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yes

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm an intrinsic genius of another order

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

he can't

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

forget it

I was aiming for the double post joke

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

The best of intentions…..

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it furry?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and warm

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

does it wag it's tail when it's content?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm - yes

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Good cat

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Noce, JT, Hawes

none of them had even passable games – and Sergio was like gasoline on the fire off the bench.

No chance.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Seems like most everything that needed to be said

Was written at the end of the game thread (Hence the centrality of KMart’s wardrobe-gate in this thread)

Also, losing sucks.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

The game was so awful to watch we'd rather crap on Kevin's suit that, whatever he paid for it, was way too much.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Knowing those guys

I bet it was a fortune from our standards

for mind poisen!

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

True that

Let’s completely ignore this game – erase it from the history books.

“So let it be written, so let it be done”

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Painful to even think about

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Frak yeah

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My biggest concern about this loss other than the absolute lack of decent play by our frontcourt

is whether or not Kevin paid a lot of money for that jacket. If he got it for a few bucks at a thrift store and decided to wear it tonight for laffs and giggles that’s one thing. If he paid big money for that jacket it makes me question whether we can ever have trust in his game again. If Kevin paid real money for that jacket and more importantly, if he thinks it makes him look good then he should be traded immediately.

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Dec 6, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Thank s BJ – needed that

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

At least then

we’d have some dignity

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

we differ on the interpretation of that term

how about we just trade Kevin Martin’s jacket for like a member’s only classic?

by betweentheeyes on Dec 6, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know

might put us over the salary cap

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No

The Gucci accent shoes would though

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I say we trade it for

Gabrielle Union in this:

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Gabrielle Union is inactive

That’s a good start to getting her traded here.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh!
Gabrielle Union is inactive

what a waste!

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn - and I wanted to see that!

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Gabrielle Union Pictures Google

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

is that the girl from FlashForward?

"Are you tryin to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

by Scott Coleman on Dec 6, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hold on. That is an unfair accussation. My better guess is that

Dwyane Wade broke up Dwyane Wade’s marriage. But, who knows? not you and not me.

by betweentheeyes on Dec 6, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be my guess as well

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

His High School sweetheart

If you don’t think being uber-rich and world famous changes your expectations for your significant other, than you are a better man than eye. But considering that everytime I see your screenname, I think it’s a sexual euphamism, I think we’re on the same page. Actually, we are on the same page. I just feel like starting a fight. What did you say about my mother?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Is she black?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No... but if I wanted to start a fight with you pookey, that would be easy:

For example, I want to trade Tracy McGrady for Omri Casspi. LET’S DO THIS!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Demz fightin wordz

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know but when you guys forced me to google her

I found out that she dated Jason Kidd when she was in high school!

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Dec 7, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I found out the same thing when I googled her last night LOL

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 7, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, my moniker and sex....

 I will regret sharing this I am sure. but is where (my)she hit me with the P**** gun.

BAM!

by betweentheeyes on Dec 6, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You either need to speak in simpler english, or use bigger words

Right now you’re in that halfway medium that my brain doesn’t know what to do with

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

P**** gun

Pussy gun?
Penis gun?
Pecker gun?
Pookey gun?
Prostate gun?

I’m stumped too.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Pendactic gun

Hence why his response is so slow!

Ohhhhhhh! Owned.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

pedantic perhaps

she does not have a pookey gun; and please don’t try and tell me that you haven’t ever been hit with one.

I am just a man, I can’t always think with two heads at once.

by betweentheeyes on Dec 6, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping it was pussy gun

but never heard it called that.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

007 - puh-lease, what a joke

license to thrill – the downfall of millions and still counting.

see the picture below? Think that girl can’t wield that weapon?

by betweentheeyes on Dec 6, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

bte wants a fight!

hey you

(puts down beer, leans in)

Your DJing skills are so bad, Kenny Natt could put in a better rotation.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not showing up?

bummer for you

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You're talking about this aren't you

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

HooooLy Crap!

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Think you would be able to find something to do with her?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

(sorry - busy right now)

gimmie 5

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Take 10

She’s worth that much at least.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

no it was from

here. But that one’s good too.

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by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, i think we need the answer there

it would clarify some of our thoughts on the subject

We need a SPY

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Attention Aykis

BJ is a candidate for quote of the week

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Party-pooper

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dwayne Wade wins

rat bastard

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Wade is dating Gabrielle Union now?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He'd better be

TV caught him

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

I think celebrity gossip is beyond boring.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

me too actually

mind rot

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Human equivalent

of picking gnats off each other’s fur

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Rec’d.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you mention Kenny Natt at a time like this?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that that should be disparaged

Source of many a human bond – and many communities

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

grooming is bonding

celebrity watching is canabalism

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Joke's aside

With the disintegration of communities – the only public figures are celebrities. There are no longer any (close) neighbors to talk about – so we have Paris Hilton.

Not saying I condone it either – but I understand. This site itself could be seen as a gossip site – except instead of Paris and Ritchie we have KMart and Mancakes.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Gabrielle Union won't date Kevin Martin

says his suit is way tooo ugly. Oh, and he is soft.

by betweentheeyes on Dec 6, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Internet has changed the way people get together

This is for sure.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea either

Thought this was just random. The AP wrap-up mentions it.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't blame him

I’d want to date her too.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

She's distracting

It’s amazing he can concentrate with her anywhere near him.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

No shame, no shame. Kudos.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the rack

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

More like

If she was with you it’s because you had her trapped in a hole called your basement.

by kwill on Dec 6, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for non-Kings related humor.

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

More like

If she was with you it’s because you had her trapped in a hole called Ron Artest in the post.

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

It was Kevin’s suit AND Gabrielle Union’s fault.

We shriveled in front of both beauty and the beastly suit

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling it the beastly suit is a double neggie

We shriveled in front of the beauty & beast. "Nuff said.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

beauty and the beast^

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

she's kind of old for him isn't she.

She’s 37, per imdb.com. Born in ’72.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you have a problem dating her?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, she's a perfect age for me.

If I was Dwyane Wade and 27 years old, I might take a run at her, but you have to figure he has a pretty large selection of 18-30 year-olds to choose from as well.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

yeah.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I see...

You just want him to dump her so you can go for the rebound. Smart.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the plan

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there's this girl named Megan Fox

who’s pretty decent looking. I broke up with her last weekend, but she’s available if DWade is interested

In Frank Wren I trust.

by Scott Coleman on Dec 6, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Was the problem that she liked to have sex all the time?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I hate it when they’re like that.

I’m like “Bitch, I’m trying to do my homework here.”

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

When you look that that

age is superfluous

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Got back from the game a bit ago

Just wanted to write down a couple quick things before reading anything.

We are not winnign if we’re letting the other team shoot over 58% from the field and then at the same time we shoot under 63% from the FT line. To me, that was the game.

Now, let;sread the game thread and be back to discuss. Was section there too? I can just jump on his recap if he writes one.

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by edm7 on Dec 6, 2009 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

I want your green card

You can’t have it back until the Kings win a championship. :)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

I don’t needed anyways. I was doing just fine without it.

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by edm7 on Dec 6, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions   4 recs

Heh.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

For el snarko.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Does SBN keep track of how many rec's a particular user has?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No -

And I wish that it did – I would especially like to see an archive where you could go back and look at “green” comments. There have been some historically brilliant comments here. It would be nice to be able to go back and easily reference them.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pound for pound

One of the most well rounded communities in the blogosphere.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I've thought of that often

It’s a shame – and hopefully in the works.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought some guy from BlazersEdge said you could

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hold on... investigating

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't figure it out

I would kill myself, but I’m not Japanese so I don’t own a sword. And my kitchen knives are mad dull… like Ron Artest’s lyrics!

www.instantrimshot.com

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not going to do the regular "view" -

I’m noodling with something else. Fire away with yours.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You're giving up the view altogether?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No -

I had taken some notes throughout the game, but I was really intrigued by this team over the last quarter and a half. Last year’s team would have lost this game by 27 points. This team just does not quit (for tonight, they didn’t play defense either, but I digress). 75% from the line and it’s a 3 possession game. One or two stops and it’s down to the wire. We stayed in this game with heart and raw talent and little else.

When you take the age and inexperience of this team into account, it was an oddly encouraging game to watch.

And I may want to re-cast my Blake Griffin vote – Tyreke Evans has unfair talent, and in two years he may be twice as good as he is today. Head-shaking talent.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Tole u Reke was going to be good :P

Great points all.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He is giving up the view

I shall now refer to Section 214 as StarJones214

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  


(From the left) Exhibit G, StarJones214, Ziller, pookey and rbiegler pose during better times.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Otis must be Whoopi

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Dec 6, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to Joy Behar

I don’t even know who that is.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

to be^

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

G's kinda hot

The rest of u’se – I’ve got a paper bag collection with your names on it.

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the paper bag come with Mickey's?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha?

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

dating for bte consists of getting the girl drunk

What are your affiliations with Andres Nocioni?

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually

thought he was talking about Mickey D’s.

What little I remember of high school alcohol consumption – was the low class stuff like beer and vodka. Guess I missed the bus :(

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense."
-H.L. Mencken

by thelettere on Dec 6, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't have one

I just wanted to mail this in like VC did in Toronto. Just wanted to add to your comments. I don’t have much original content

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by edm7 on Dec 6, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

"I don't have much original content."

This has never stopped me…

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Aight

Lets see if I can come up withsomething in a bit

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by edm7 on Dec 6, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Liar

You have much original content and you don’t share it enough!

Bobby: We can tie it in with the Artest dog incident.

Melody: Which we can tie into the domestic abuse case.

Bobby: Which ties to the E-Muss DUI, which leads to the dance team story, which, which, witch, witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!!!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah...

but that is back when I co-wrote with Evers Burns. I have not been the same since he left.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering what the difference was

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know who Evers Burns is

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don't get the joke

wiki

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Spawned

from this –

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I've read that

Read it when it first came out, then re-read it when Andy re-fanshot’ed it. It made much more sense the second time :) But I don’t get the Evers Burns bit… other than that his name is a pun, and that causes Jerry to go insane, because his name is a pun.

But I don’t get why you co-wrote with him

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Because

Evers Burns was a comedic genius. He was Lenny Bruce, wrapped up in Richard Pryor, coated in George Carlin. Anyone that ever saw him play would know this.

Nevermind – let’s just chalk it up to a “fail” on my part and move along. Break it up, people. Nothing to see here.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, I just didn't want to miss out

so instead I ruined it for everybody.

TEAM EFFORT TONIGHT!

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by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Put on Martin's suit

and we’ll call it even.

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by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That is evil 214

Even for you.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick recap up

Just for you section. I’ll be waiting fo my check in the mail

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by edm7 on Dec 6, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A day shopping with Kevin Martin

Kevin: (to himself) This place sucks. Who would make this crap? Natt this, I’m outie.
Cute Salesgirl: “Can I help you today.”
Kevin: (to himself) Holy Shit… this girl is a ten. “Uhh… yeah, I’m looking for a suit.”
Camera centers on Kevin Martin smile, pans back to cute salesgirl.
Cute Salesgirl, no idea what she’s doing, points to most expensive suit in store: “Like that?”
Kevin: “yes”

Kings lose.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:35 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

I kept thinking about the Pearl Harbor servicemen that were in attendance

“You mean that we defended our country so that future generations could grow up and dress like that? Pass the Jack, Clem. I am depressed.”

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Dec 6, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It's things like Jack that make the world worth living.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Probably explains why they're still alive

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What scares me is that my generation shys away from Whiskey

Not a good sign…

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like beer

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No. You like Honey.

But if it’s actually a nice summery, Honey Ale, my entire childhood could be up for rewriting.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I PIMP honey. I like beer.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta go Cruzan rum

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Holy crap

you guys still at it?

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 6, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Join. The. Party.

Extra people always mean extra fun. Plus the cops come in later. Ask Justin Williams!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah!!!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a bad sign

When you think you’re spitting out gold and only pookey’s responding :)

Maybe that should signal me calling it a night :(

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 6, 2009 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a signal

i should call it a night.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 6, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha... too bad you call it as good as

Tim Donaghy.

Thank-you ladies and gentlemen! Tip your waitresses! I’m out!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims

by iashwash on Dec 7, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hawesome!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea

by pookeyguru on Dec 7, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

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