$1 Beer Night Next Wednesday for Kings-Wizards
Question: how badly does Kings management want to sell out the ESPN game? Answer: see headline.
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Good thing Artest is gone or else we'd have Brawl part 2 after the 300th ill-advised 3
I’m curious to see how big the cups are.
Dip til I rip
by Muff209 on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM PST via mobile reply actions
You have got to be kidding me!
In his book “Seasons in Hell” (a must read for baseball fans), Mike Shropshire talks about how they tried this at Cleveland’s Municipal Stadium back in the 70s; and the result was decidedly not so good. As the more seasoned StR readers may recall, Municipal Stadium was cavernous, with a capacity of about 78,000. Unfortunately the typical game in the 1970s only drew about three or four thousand, thus giving the impression of a perpetually empty stadium.
Then someone got the brilliant idea for 10-Cent Beer Night. The good news was that 30,000 spectators turned out. The bad news was that they were all raging alcoholics. The author describes all kinds of mayhem in the stands, eventually spilling out onto the field. The umpires ending up calling the game in the sixth inning due to fan unruliness.
Will history repeat itself? We shall see.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
At least we'll be loud?
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If you read the link though
Its also dollar soda and water night. So its a big incentive for families with kids. I think I’m gonna try to make this game now actually.
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Families with drunk parents, maybe
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by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
They're hoping people get confused about whether to buy the beer or the water
and won’t know the difference.
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Which given that they're trying to attract families
Could be a problem.
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by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
Families, live bodies, reasonably warm corpses with ticket money
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Dec 8, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll bring my late Uncle Joe to the game
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by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
"Uh, give me six beers and a soda for the kid ..."
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Dec 8, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
And what will you have?
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by My Losing Season on Dec 9, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know if that's true, I find it hard to clap with a beer in each hand.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
by HighTops on Dec 8, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
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You need one of those
hats with a holder for two beers and a hose to the mouth. Maybe I’ll make a killing selling those that game?
Maybe they should sell a package deal
They can call it the “Kings Cowbell Special”. Two beers, a Kings hat with the two beer holder plus mouth hose and a cowbell. Yeah! That would be the way to showcase Sactown to a national audience.
Yep, this is a bad idea
The marketing guy who came up with this bright idea needs to rethink this. I can see maybe some liability issues here. Does this have anything to do with the Maloofs selling their beer business I wonder?
WOW
This night I’ve picked to go to the game just keeps getting better and better.
The Maloof's must have hijacked that one last beer truck
before selling the distributorship.
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by section214 on Dec 8, 2009 2:40 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
And you all laughed when I mentioned discount beer.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Dec 8, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, that is true. You got shot down hard.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
I thought that you meant discount beer
exclusively for you.
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SELL ARCO OUT.
We’ve got to pack the seats against the Wizards if we want another game aired on national television.
The NBA could care less about attendance
That’s the Maloofs. The NBA gave us a national game because of how we’ve been playing.
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Careful what you wish for
We may end up looking like an arena full of Eric Musselmans.
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by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
Nobody tell Noc about the Dollar Beer!
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Watch him take a swig
And then splash the rest over his head.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Cold
But not as cold as the beer they’ll be pouring this December 16th at ARCO Arena!
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by section214 on Dec 8, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That was a smooth move
Smooth like the Harlem Globetrotters, coming to ARCO Arena on Jan. 18th!
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Anyone want to bet the over/under
on when beer_man chimes in on this thread? (Burp!)
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by section214 on Dec 8, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Please
Don’t encourage that.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Dec 8, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm rec'ing this solely for truth
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
In like ten minutes this has already beat the pregame thread in comments
Seems like a smart move.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
So -
for TZ’s next pregame thread he should offer $1 beer? Brilliant!
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by section214 on Dec 8, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there a limit to the number of beers
I know it’s only for the first half but it doesn’t say free refills. Just askin’
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
If you're falling down drunk
Further beer consumption is discouraged.
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
That's all I needed to know
I’m there
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
If you promise to not act like a drunk Mexican in public
I will support your in your endeavor.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
If you promise to not act like a drunken redneck in public while sober
I will no longer support your endeavors.
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by iashwash on Dec 8, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
I don't drink beer
I’m a commie remember?. I just want Arco to be sold out
Godfather of the "nice ass" movement.... the future begins now...
Friggin Mexican commie
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
Discouraged
But if you ask nicely, I’m sure they’ll take you’re money.
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I never said prohibited
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by My Losing Season on Dec 8, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
What a joke. I'm in, but what a joke.
Did anyone happen to make it the “free buffet” game where a line started in the middle and extended in both direction around the upper bowl until the lines connected? Talk about a bunch of unhappy people.
My latest experience tells me that this will end up being a disaster. During the Hornets game, the concession stands closed down to three windows. The stand I went to then ran out of soda and the poor concession stand people had to run down to the other end of the concession stand to fill drink orders while the lines backed up. It was a royal clusterF@#$ and that was not the only run-in with costumer service snaffu’s that I witnessed.
First the team sucked but the service was good and the tickets where affordable. Then the team got good, the service remained good but the ticket prices shot up. Then the team sucked again, the ticket prices remained through the roof but again, the service remained pretty good. Now, the team is improving, the tickets prices are still too high but the attention to detail with the customer service has gone out the window. I’m kind of hoping for a reasonably good team with reasonable prices but also with a staff that takes care of the few quality fans they have left.
As the old adage goes: It takes years to earn a customer and seconds to lose one.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
While I agree that customer service is not that big of an emphasis
on nights like these, you can’t blame them for trying. We are 28th in attendance (I believe) and even though the team is playing hard people are still not buying tix. They’re at least trying something.
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After the Miami game
We are 24th in attendance
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Are you using Basketball reference for that?
That seems to be gross attendance, not per game. So, it isn’t really meaningful since the teams haven’t all played the same number of games.
Kings are 24th with 11 home games, 25-Hornets(9 games), 26-Indiana(9 gms), 27-PHO (7 gms), 28-PHI (9 gms), 29-NJ(8 gms), 30-MEM (8 gms). That doesn’t look too good.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 8, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah Chicago was way down there at one point despite only having 5 games
But if you looked at average attendance, they were top 3 in the NBA.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
That's the problem JJ
You can’t be cheap without cutting corners, and that’s what they’re cutting the corners on.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
It was bad.
I have drafted a letter to send in because of the multiple service issues. I have been to hundreds of Kings games and never had service like the Hornets game. If you can’t fully staff the arena then at least sift through applications and find the best of what you have. I would also recommend spending more labor on the food windows and less on manning every single lower level tunnel. God forbid someone sneak down into a half empty lower bowl to watch a game from a better seat.
There is a general malaise in the stadium this year- similar to the play on the court last year. If the equality of service continues down this road, people with season tickets will stop going just because they are treated poorly. It doesn’t matter how good the food is at a high end restaurant, if I drop $650 on dinner, I better get great service to go with that food.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
Yep Yep
I don’t disagree JJ. The problem is that the Maloof’s will tell you they care, and ask one of their “associates” to handle it. They’ll smile, the associate won’t solve your prolbem, and you’re back to square one.
I hope your letter solves something though.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
They need to walk the concourse during a game.
People standing around watching TV (not even the Kings game) who don’t seem to care. It’s like walking into a Ross/Marshalls. I have never had this feeling before at Arco.
No law when it comes to me.
I let you type critics write and I just keep it hood.
That will never change.
I am not kissing no ones ass because I'm in LA. Suck a cock.
-Ron Artest (e-mail exchange with Kyle Slavin)
jimmy buffet game
I went, saw the line and bought a King Dog instead… No biggie… I am getting me a $1 soda or beer though.
by OrangeLazarus on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
I'm half the man
(and probably twice the age)
I’ll go with 5
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 8, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Out of all the things they could think of, they said "$1 beer".
I know the announcement was just made but I’m thinking they probably had enough time to get some free merch ready like rally towels with the Kings logo, caps or some halfway decent t-shirts. I’m sure bobble heads take way too long to produce. I dunno, I just get a Michigan Tropics feel from this move.
I’m thinking Arco stops serving beer by the end of halftime. I doubt the Maloofs want to be responsible for a Raider Nation like atmosphere or a long streak of red asphalt on I-5 that night. No disrespect to ‘normal’ Raider fans. Heh.
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
Eh. Nevermind...the press release states it.
1 dollar soda and water is also a good thing. 1 dollar Nachos?
33 Wins. Yeah, I said it.
No, they serve until the end of the third
but I gather the $1 will only be available until half (?)
I didn’t actually read the press release
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 8, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
The 1$ beer is only available for the first half
EVerything else that is dollar (water & soda) is available all game.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
It would be a good night to give away
Free Jon Brockman shirts.
I am not sure if those are Jon Brockman shirts that are free or shirts that say “Free Jon Brockman.”
"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."
by coolcatreportdotcom on Dec 8, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
The Maloofs,
are making a concerted effort to regain the fans. If the improved team play and all the promotions don’t work, we don’t deserve a team.
Ownership and management are doing everything they can to make this a success.
I think they're at it to sell tix as well
I can get up to 20 lower level for $30 ($29.50) each
I’m pirating this thread – anybody in?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Up in W-X
but $30 (and $1 beers) – who cares?
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 8, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
Punctuation is everything
From the people who brought you Reggie Musselnatt.
by My Losing Season on Dec 9, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
110/111
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 8, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
They posted them
on craigslist so the ‘Kings’ wouldn’t be selling them cheap and piss off the regular buyers and season tix holders.
Craigslist.com Sacramento, tickets, search either Kings or Wizards
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Dec 9, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
$1 beer as we face the Wiz
Has a certain ring to it.
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by section214 on Dec 8, 2009 9:23 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I appreciate your humor
Just wanted to let you know that.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
If nothing else,
your comment proves that you are definitely not Mrs. section214.
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Well yes
But I was hoping anatomy would bear that out, too.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, hes in the laegue two and Jayson Thomson and that Boggins dude on Milwokee, and Occur for the Jizz. Its a talented laegue.--Kfan in Korea
They were talking about this promo on the rise guys
Looks like it’s going to work though some people are obviously just going for the beer. A couple callers said they haven’t been paying attention to the team and are not really fans but they are going for the cheap drinks.
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Cleveland June 4, 1974 redux
Could get interesting.
A woman ran out to the Indians’ on-deck circle and flashed her breasts, and a naked man sprinted to second base as Grieve hit his second home run of the game. A father and son pair ran onto the outfield and mooned the fans in the bleachers one inning later…A large number of intoxicated fans – some armed with knives, chains, and portions of stadium seats that they had torn apart – surged onto the field, and others hurled bottles from the stands.
(Correction from above: Game called in the ninth, not the sixth)
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by My Losing Season on Dec 9, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm, let's see
6 pack of beer at the store – $5. 6 beers at the Kings game – ticket, parking, beers – $30?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Dec 9, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Because you can't drink parking.
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