So....Roster reMix

by shadowchicken on Mar 10, 2009 12:24 AM PDT Comment 42 comments

Are we going to keep andres nocioni? I love how he plays So much effort, he never lacks heart, i hope we keep him, but his contract is killiing me!!! So what do you guys think we should do with him?

Oh and if you think we should trade him to who and for what, and none of this, Andres nocioni for LeBron or DWade their respective teams will never do that, like we wouldn't trade k-Mart for him.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Great fanpost, rec'd!

The depth of your arguments, the flowery prose – I can do little more than sit here in admiration.

Please, don’t ever leave.

Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy that invented the seat belt.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2009 7:02 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Great sarcasm = great laughter

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

also a great sigline quote

but srsly dude, wtf wit da fanpost? it like u not even trying to bring some realness to da forum, u just posting the 1st thing that cums out of your mind with no disregard for any thing in ur way, and your like what? what! and I’m like your Mom is fat, but she don’t play dat cause Nociono’s got big nuts and we be like illing on the 45 creep chilling word to your moms. fo real do, you don’t think we could trade Nocioni for Wade? cause I think, you know, packaged with Kenny Thomas’s expiring contract it’ll be the best offer Miami can get in the market, cause wit Jermaine O’Neal expiring they can then afford to go after two guys in the summer of ‘10, you know like Lebron, Bosh, Stat, Wade… oh wait. I see now why u don’t want us to trade for Wade or Lebron, cuz u wnat us to sign dem in the summa of ‘10 well kewl that sounds like a great plan I’m on board sign me up put da pen to the paper do it why hasn’t it been done yet I’m gettingantsythisneedstobedonealreadysoIcanmoveonwithmylifeand
stopebeingtormentedbytheseidioticpresentationsofunorganizedthoughtitsreallyrelentlessyouknow.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Mar 10, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL @ that

Even if it took me twice the time it should have to read it. (Even if it’s in some way directed at me. Still funny.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you crazy?

The Heat or the Cavs will never trade their stars to the kings, even if we put k-mart, the number 1 pick and Andres Nocioni they still wouldn’t give us wade or LeBron. Both of them in the runnings for MVP for more than 1 year. How would it be smart for the Heat to give up wade? If anything they keep wade and use him to attract Chris bosh to Miami. Rather than try to bring two stars whom never played for the heat. And now with the Cavs playing so well LeBron will never leave. You must be nuts to think we could trade for 2 of the top 7 players in the game. (and k-mart isn’t in the top 10)

by shadowchicken on Mar 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

stunned silence

shadowchicken, meet sarcasm. Sarcasm, meet shadowchicken.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Mar 11, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL Ex G

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 11, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm just going to pretend that was more sarcasm

and move on with my life. Otherwise my head might explode.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
'spect da 'xtra E'

by iashwash on Mar 11, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good Call!!!

Miller HIgh Life: It’s for you iashwash!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 11, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sarcasm??

I think you underestimate the connection that shadowchicken and I have. So many times (well, ok a few times) he’s posted and I’ve invariably found myself nodding my head in agreement, based on the depth and breadth of his arguments.

Bottom line is, I don’t think the rest of you yahoos here really understand where the chicken and I are coming from.

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.
I SAID, GOOD DAY!

Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy that invented the seat belt.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh my

Okay Gene Wilder. I’m with ya all the way now.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, that's enough of that

Did you see John Salmons last night? Nice overall game, but he busted out his patented “get stripped in the lane at the most inopportune time” move, which led to Wade’s game-winner in double overtime.

I’m really rooting for John, but I think Chicago just got a taste of one of his…erm…weaknesses.

Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy that invented the seat belt.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

I’ve been preoccupied. (I had a long weekend at work. I didn’t go to class yesterday, or today for that matter, since it hasn’t started yet.) And, umm, yeah, everything else has suffered. That, and keeping up with the Kings is very hard as is.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ya I saw that.

I also saw that he was -6 for a close game. The guy really doesn’t help his team much other than scoring. We’ve been playing a lot better without him.

by Aykis16 on Mar 10, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Salmons

The funny/sad part is reading the Blog-A-Bull game thread when it happened. Deja-freakin’-vu!

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by section214 on Mar 10, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I haven't read it

But I can imagine…“WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT SPIN MOVE INTO TRAFFIC????”

Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy that invented the seat belt.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No they don't say that

They say shit like: “That fucking motherfucker did that fucking spin move again No wonder Sac traded his sorry ass.” Or something like that.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

24 shot attempts and 0 assists, wow.

The Bulls’ assist to turnover ratio = 13:22. That looks familiar.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 10, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you saying John Salmons hit his peak here?

I’m shocked that you would say such things.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What are you talking about?

He’s better than Kevin Martin… that’s for sure….

"Let's stop arguing and get together and agree on who really is the problem: PEACHES" - HighTops

by eduardo_m7 on Mar 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

On defense, yes

but offensively, I will take Martin every time. The guy can draw fouls like no one else in the game. Why everyone consistently falls for it is a conundrum.

by nothingbutnet on Mar 10, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That play was #1 in the NBA countdown.

What saddened me was Hinrich and Rose (I think) rushing down to try and stop Wade and when Wade rose for the shot, they visibly slumped, looking like they knew the ballgame was over.

There can only be one Noce!

by NoceOne on Mar 10, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well done otis, well done

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Mar 10, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So cruel, so cruel

beasts, the lot of you!

So imitate the action of the tiger!
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect,

Now set the teeth - and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Mar 10, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

As I understand it,

The essence of this post:

“I didn’t think I’d like Nocioni, but he does bring a lot to the table despite his bloated contract. Do we keep him? And if we trade him, what could we realistically trade him for?”

My answer:

We keep him for now (the forseeable future). It seems like he fits as well here as he possibly could anywhere else, so no great offers are likely to be on the table.

I’m with lttg: y’all are harsh.

by twasserm on Mar 10, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Tough love

We need to inspire these guys to achieve coherency, just as our blog forefathers taught us. Let’s work hard to make this a better world, k?

Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy that invented the seat belt.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

We can't put popcorn in his car

so this is as close as it gets.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 10, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Get it right

It’s not popcorn in his car, it’s popcorn in his whip

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Mar 10, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Yeah!!!!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry I can't do 20-something-urban-speak.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 10, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why not?

You’re a hip Korean. You can do anythin allll niiiighhhhtttt lloonnggg!!!!

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmm

I wanna say “that’s what she said” but I don’t think that fits in there.

"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas

by submison on Mar 10, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"but I don’t think that fits in there."

…That’s what she said.

by PhutureKings on Mar 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Very nice

Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy that invented the seat belt.

by otis29 on Mar 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Very nice indeed

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 11, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for catching that.

Okay I’m not going there.

"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas

by submison on Mar 11, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And this is the reason I don't do 20-something urban-speak

and the reason you shouldn’t either.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 10, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Based on my field studies,

The following dialect should serve as a conversion for more easily understood urban-suburban relations:

Whip – Automobile
Crib – Residence
Flossin’ – Looking confident and emmiting smugness while driving
Trippin’ – Getting upset or displaying unbelievable behavior
Skeet – Umm…We’ll save this one for later.

by PhutureKings on Mar 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Haha skeet

"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas

by submison on Mar 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mo' urban speak

Ho-sale: Auburn Blvd. at 2 AM.

Re-tail: When you tap the Ho a 2nd time.

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by section214 on Mar 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL 214

You must get with the tmes sir. There ain’t no more Ho-Stro’. They just fuck in houses now.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Mar 11, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't say I didn't understand it

I said I don’t do it, as in a 40 something white guy trying to talk like a 20 year old African American is just wrong.

And skeet, funny.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs