Sing to the tune of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida"

I used to rule the court
Martin would sit when I gave the word
Now in the morning I weep alone
Think of the games I could've won

I used to roll the dice
See thelack of fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would moan
"Now the new coach is Natt! Please fire the coach!"

One minute I held the key
Next my eyes were closed on me
And I discovered that my rotation stand
Upon pillars of whim and pillars of sand

I hear no more cowbells a ringing
Sac Bee critics are singing
Be my newest plan I quickly abort
My uninspired on a foreign court

For some reason I can't explain
Once you got benched there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the court

It was the wicked and wild ref
Blew the whistle to not let me win
Shattered hopes and the sound of boos
People couldn't believe what I'd become

StR regulars wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on Maloof's string
Oh who would ever want to be a king?

I hear no more cowbells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

I hear no more cowbells a ringing
Sac Bee critics are singing
Be my newest plan I quickly abort
My uninspired on a foreign court

For some reason I can't explain
I know Geoff Petrie won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the court