Memo to NBA.com Staff

Could have been worse:

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 9, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs

Nice

Also, I love your signature line, Andy.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Mar 9, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions

I just wish he were this funny on the radio

rimshot

kidding, of course!

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 9, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

For truth…

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.

by andy sims on Mar 9, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll help you out here

Rec.

"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas

by submison on Mar 9, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

And for the next 15 minutes

the blue light special is defense, priced to move on aisle 3.

Rec’d.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

So sad!!

The league website is staffed by people who don’t actually follow the game?

Pathetic.

Coming to you live from the land of interim coaches.

by LeaguePassAddict on Mar 9, 2009 8:04 AM PDT reply actions

NBA.com

Nots-mart.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Mar 9, 2009 8:07 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs

Badum...CHING!

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Mar 9, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions

Hilarious as always Section

Seriously though, wtf NBA.com?

by Aykis16 on Mar 9, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Fine, twist my arm.

I will award you the covetted (and deserved) fifth rec of green glory

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Mar 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Feel the love Section

rec’d

by betweentheeyes on Mar 9, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

“Geoff Petrie pulled off another brilliant move. In a signing no one saw coming (or at all), Kenyon Martin is putting up huge numbers for his newest team. This may be the move that clinches the Western Conference for the under-the-radar Kings.” – Press release from NBA.com.

by StepUp on Mar 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT reply actions

In related news from NBA.com...

Jeremy Richardson, who was recently acquired from the Suns (as far as we can tell) did not play (coach’s decision) in the Celtics loss to Orlando on Sunday. One can only speculate that the former slam-dunk champion could have helped the C’s woeful offensive performance.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Mar 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions

Hahaha...good stuff!

by Nate Timmons on Mar 9, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions

NBA.com:

This also just in; The 76’ers’ Allen Iverson discusses his absence from “practice” during a press conference. The team’s recently acquired power forward, Charles Barkley, was unavailable for comment.

Calls to the office of Phoenix mayor, Kevin Johnson, were not immediately returned.

by PhutureKings on Mar 9, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions

Sheeeesh!

thats it.

So imitate the action of the tiger!
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect,

Now set the teeth - and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Mar 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions

Have to feel bad for poor Kenyon

he got waived and no one noticed.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Mar 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions

At least he's putting up some good numbers

playing for the Kings

"Let's stop arguing and get together and agree on who really is the problem: PEACHES" - HighTops

by eduardo_m7 on Mar 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

How sad is it...

that for a split second I totally thought that was true?

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 9, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Sad

Because I expected more from you.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions

Dude

I was exhausted when I read it. The crazy pregnant bitch I live with won’t let me sleep. So forgive me for being a little slow.

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 10, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Dude

Crazy Pregnant Bitches are not an excuse to commit blasphemy. (Unless you tell her that not eating pickles ice cream and olives is not okay. That’s blasphemous.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions

And Vf

That’s a joke. Also, congratulations.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions

Shall I assume

The CPB is not a regular reader of this site?

"The basis for winning an NBA title is having a superstar in his prime. Not an all-star, or a bunch of all-stars, but a superstar."

by coolcatreportdotcom on Mar 10, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions

You assume correctly

Even if she were she’d get the joke… I hope

www.mancancook.net

by vfettke on Mar 10, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

On pregnancy?

Or off it?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Mar 10, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions