In honor of what Peaches unilaterally (though probably fairly) decreed the worst loss of the season tonight, I'd like to invite the StR community to take a moment to ring off its best Kings one-liners. Remember - while inappropriateness isn't required, it will get you bonus points in the lightning round. Personally I'm going to follow the classic [blank] the Kings is like [blank], [blank] format, but feel free to develop your own style.
For example, I'll start:
Playing for the Kings is like being a horny teenager; you're constantly beating yourself but you rarely break a sweat doing so.
Or, for the PG-13 set:
Being a Kings fan is like fighting with the Order of the Phoenix in the Battle for Hogwarts; your only hope is a scrawny teenager with a dopey haircut.
Go ahead, let's see what you've saved up over the course of 63 losses.