Proper Casting
Edward G. Robinson was a fine actor. His best work may have been in 1931’s “Little Caesar.” Robinson was awarded an honorary Academy Award for his years of outstanding performances in 1973.
But in 1956, Robinson was cast as “Dathan” in Cecil B. DeMille’s “The Ten Commandments,” where he may have issued the single funniest-not-meant-to-be-funny-line in cinematic history, “Where’s your messiah now?” Robinson’s 1930’s gangster-style delivery of the line makes me laugh every time. Not exactly casting at it's finest.
In 2008’s “The Dark Knight,” Heath Ledger, Christian Bale and Michael Caine all executed their roles beautifully. I can’t imagine Bale in the role of “The Joker” any more than I could see Ledger playing “Alfred.” The casting was spot-on, and the performances were outstanding.
In basketball, it’s all about the casting. Sure, you’re not going anywhere without talent, but while casting your team, it is critical that you don’t miscast players that could otherwise help the overall performance.
As an example, I give you Mikki Moore. Mikki took quite the shellacking while he was here. And the entire time that he was here, Mikki Moore was…well…Mikki Moore. He did not really underperform based on his career numbers. Mikki would have been an excellent piece off the bench, an energy guy, a minute’s filler. But due to injuries to leading man (at PF, anyway) Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Moore was thrust into a new role, and derided for the results. The fact that the Kings overpaid for Moore did not help matters, either. In the end, Mikki Moore was miscast.
The first instinct of any sane person looking at a 16-63 ballclub might be to suggest flushing the entire roster. At 16-63, there can’t be anyone worth holding onto, right? But perhaps there are pieces to be held and cultivated from this group, as long as they are properly cast.
Let’s start with Kevin Martin. It appears that Martin has been woefully miscast in the role of team leader. This is partially Martin’s fault, as he has attempted (and failed) to lead on a couple of occasions this year. It is also partially the fault of everyone that thought (and hoped and wished) that Martin could be that new leader.
So let’s properly cast Martin as our primary offensive threat. Let’s take this insanely efficient scorer and run plays for him. Not just isolations, but double screens and back door plays. This does not mean that he does not have to get better defensively. But as the 65th highest paid player in the NBA next year (before any big free agents sign their new contracts), Martin is not priced as the leading man. Let’s enjoy him for what he is and stop wringing our hands for what he is not. Martin can be part of a successful production here as the effective and needed sidekick. Think Kato, Spock, Tonto, Robin, or Watson. Don't think Green Hornet, Kirk, The Lone Ranger, Batman or Sherlock Holmes.
Our next invitee to casting call is Beno Udrih. Beno has not been close to what we were hoping for this year, though he is pretty close to what he was last year. Beno was given a Broadway role, but he continues to give an off-Broadway performance. Udrih is about in the middle of the pack PG for salary in 2009-10, at least slightly overpaid for his current performance. But when you look at some of the others in his price range (Luke Ridnour, Earl Watson), you could see Udrih cast as a backup PG (and even a backup two-guard in the right circumstances). He would still be overpaid, but not to the extent where it would cripple you. Additionally, you really do need to keep him around until you have someone that can take the starting job from him. At that point (and with the right attitude), he becomes a valuable piece off the bench. However, if he storms off to be alone in his trailer, send him packing the moment that you are offered even a half box of Milk Duds for his services.
Spencer Hawes and Jason Thompson are the two young thespians that you will want to recast too quickly. Comments will be made how Hawes could become more of a leader as he continues to grasp the nuances of the high post passing offense, while JT will be touted as a “lead by example” kind of guy. Casting agents beware! Hawes will still be only 21 at the start of next season, and Thompson will have his hands full next year learning how not to foul out of games. These guys will bring you a great return on your investment dollar next year (they will earn less than $4.4 million combined!). Patience, please. The Tom Hanks of “Bachelor Party” was not the same Tom Hanks that won an Oscar for “Philadelphia.” Let these guys grow into their roles.
Andres Nocioni will earn $21 million over the next three years. He is not the problem, nor is he the cure. Noc is a decent character actor with a flair for the dramatic, but he’s not the guy that you put on the coming attractions poster. He is not an upper echelon small forward, but he does not strike me as a guy that will happily fill a bench role for a rebuilding team. He should be dealt if the Kings can acquire as little as expiring contract for him.
Francisco Garcia is beginning to look like he’s ready to take over the swashbuckling role of super 6th man. On a good team, Garcia would be worth his weight in gold (or at least the $23 million that he will make over the next four years). He is not quite talented enough to go head to head with the NBA’s West Coast elite (Kobe, Manu, ‘Melo, Durant, etc.) for long stretches, but he is a handful for any opponent’s 2nd tier. Rico Suavé!
Donté Greene is the understudy of this bunch. I love this kid, and he’ll make a tidy $870,000 next year. Shirley Temple was a kid actor that went on to do great things. Danny Bonaduce was a kid actor, too. This one can go either way. Time to grow up, Donté. It’s OK to be Doratio Kane some of the time, but if the only role you play is Doratio Kane, you will be typecast as Doratio Kane. Ask George Reeves, Michael Richards, or even Edward G. Robinson how that can be.
The rest of the current cast is dismissed. Thank you for coming in and reading for us. Don’t call us. We’ll call you. This includes Rashad McCants. McCants has an almost $11 million cap hold, which the Kings will be free of when they renounce their rights to him. Once a free agent, there is no way McCants does not find a better situation (more money, more playing time, or both) somewhere other than Sacramento.
That leaves the new class of talent, to be had with three of the first 31 picks in the draft. As mentioned earlier in regards to Thompson and Hawes, welcome the new talent, but do not try to get Shakespeare out of a guy that is better at romantic comedy. If we draft a guy that is not a shot blocker, do not bemoan the fact that he does not block shots, but embrace the talents that he does bring…and hope that we find at least a bit player that can block some shots. If we find a PG in the latter stages of the 1st round and he appears destined to become a capable NBA role player, do not be enraged at him for failing to become Tiny Archibald with the 25th pick of the 1st round, at an annual salary of roughly $1 million. No matter how badly we want these guys to be DeNiro, some (if not all of them) are destined to be Jim Carrey. The key is that they are appropriately cast.
Where’s your messiah now?
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Of course,
once you have the cast together, you need a director that will keep the production from turning to sh*t. But I defer to the various coaching posts for that discussion.
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by section214 on Apr 11, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stand up and take a bow, Section
rec’d. Well presented and spot on point. Be prepared to write a sequel this November.
and yes, I felt like they didn’t show Eddie G.’s hands during the movie because he was holding a cigar.
As for the Kings – and the cast and crew – we all need to get a grip…
The casting call will have to come from the new director. The producers will have to contact the various agents and search for new talent before this tragedy/comedy changes from flop to box office draw.
In the meantime:


by betweentheeyes on Apr 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Telling the truth is a dangerous business!
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by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 11, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta buzz ya homez
Cuz, umm, that’s some genius schnuff. Your points all around, minus Noc to a degree, I agree with. I think Noc could be the right kind of role player that would be a perfect fit alongside Donte and Garcia off the bench for instance, and would improve the team because not every SF can do what Noc does. He adds toughness and attitude to a team that needed it. But, I think trading Noc could be difficult given the economic issues surrounding every NBA team right now.
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by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just hope that the people financing the movie
don’t get in the way of the producer’s vision
by eduardo_m7 on Apr 11, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff
Did anyone else listen to the Clippers radio announcers during the game(I’m in LA)? One of them said that David Thorpe told them he’s going to have Kevin Martin coach draft prospects (or something like that) this summer. The reason is to work on Kevin’s leadership skills, to get him to become more vocal (cuz he’s a quiet dude).
Maybe it’ll help some. Francisco Garcia seems to have the most leadership abilities. We had a lot of great leadership on the great Kings teams. Seems like that is a big gaping hole for us right now.
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by LaBradford on Apr 11, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"big gaping hole"

All I could think of when I read those three words.
Great post 214, sensible every bit of it. Donte’ is still a rookie, and I would never consider giving up on a prospect that young. But so far this year, I’ve only seen very rare flashes of improvement and growth, and every time he fires up a three, make or miss (mostly miss), it just frustrates the hell out of me. I don’t need another 6’10" long-range bomber who doesn’t like rebounding, unless we can trade him for Ron Artest at some point.
Yeah, I said it.
Whatever coach we get is going to have to be able to develop Greene into something other than what he is, because the brief flashes of brilliance haven’t got me convinced so far. Dunk or get off the pot.
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by andy sims on Apr 11, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Q from unobservant reader
I’m not actually unobservant, just too lazy to search for the answer on my own. I know the Kings will get 1 of the first 4 picks in the draft depending on the ping pong balls. I know they own Houston’s pick from the Artest trade. That’ll fall somewhere in the 20s, right? But my main question is, where is that 3rd pick in the first 31 mentioned in the original post (sorry Ziller, I should pay closer attention) and who did it come from? Is that our second round pick based on our record?
by ltrain5 on Apr 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd of three
That’s it, the 2nd rounder is the third pick for the Kings.
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by andy sims on Apr 11, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great post!
One of my bigger regrets as an actor was not taking the role of “Curly” in of mice and men when it was offered. I had to move, and they cast a friend of mine in the role. He was 6’4" and 250 lbs. Good actor, but visually, it just didn’t work. Another time we did Biloxi blues, and I was cast as Wykowski. The rest of the cast. other than me, Eugene and Epstein, due to people dropping out and having to recast on the fly were HUGE. One guy was 6’10". So I had to play the role as if I had a napoleon complex. It worked, but I had to adjust.
Sometimes, no matter how good a player is, he just does’nt work on a certain team. Other times, you can adjust to the cast, it just depends on alot of factors.
by avishai on Apr 11, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let Petri take the reins
Kick him out of the office and make him coach.
by Webberfan on Apr 11, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've honestly been thinking about this
I know that Petrie does not want to coach. He has his reasons and I don’t necessarily blame him. But the thing I love about Petrie is how he gets into people’s heads. He knows all the mindgames and psychology to get what he wants out of his players. There’s another really good coach who does this to. I think his name’s Phil.
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by vfettke on Apr 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slow clap
Epic post. From the Ten Commandments to the sober warning shots regarding the draft … well freaking done.
Encore!
by Ziller on Apr 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's the Levien to your Petrie
just sitting there waiting for you to be fired so he can take over
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by vfettke on Apr 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assets assets assets - we need more players!
More talent – and Sort it out later.
( as section has himself mentioned many times)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
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by lietothegirls on Apr 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Right now our production is headed straight to video and available on the bottom shelves of a local video near you.
We badly need a new director and new writers to tighten up the script, right now the plot is unfocused and is totally failing with the focus group on StR, particularly on game threads.
While the addition of new cast members is appealing and necessary I recommend a new vocal coach to work on the internal communication between cast members. While the show is on hiatus we’ve had word that 2nd lead, Kevin Martin, will be working with noted vocal coach and stunt trainer David Thorpe of IMG studios. After the conclusion of this season, our concern remains that Martin, a high B lister is not the star we need to get our production fully funded and renewed after next season. The investors are talking about moving production to a back lot in Anaheim if the show’s quality is not improved and weekend box office gross don’t return to prior year levels.
Our casting director is proven and has made stars out of unknowns and solid backups out of unheardofs. There is concern however that his casting skills both with our actors and director are being impeded by investors with no experience in show business and if you can believe it, made their money in beer distributorships. Actually, their dad made his fortune in beer distributorships. Need I say more.
While I concur with your decision to largely revamp the cast I am concerned with your idea of moving our recent Argentinian acquisition A. “Shaggy” Nocs to another studio. While he’s only been on the cast for several months, our fans love him and I hope you reconsider. I really believe he could be a valuable bridge to the 2010 -2011 season when we go with the new concept and while we’re hoping the fans fall in love with the new characters we’re bringing in next season let’s keep him for a least one more season and provide them with the continuity they want while our new director puts his stamp on the production.
That’s it for now, love the storyboard, love the cast we’re bringing back, I know we can get our ratings going back in the right direction. When you get a moment have your peeps call mine and we’ll take a meeting, I’ve got a few things I’d like to talk to you about concerning Donté. Hey we’ll talk.
Ciao baby,
Bluejohn
PS, I was chatting on line last night with a friend of mind, Section 214, great guy, his wife came storming in, his house is underwater, well you get the picture. I hear he’s looking for a new gig, keep an eye open for me in the back lot would you, talented guy,, a regular mensch, the best. I hear he’s looking for something along the lines of best boy, key grip, you get the picture
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by Bluejohn on Apr 12, 2009 1:05 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I'll have one of my people get back to you on that...
Very nice.
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by section214 on Apr 12, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Martin as a leader...
The paragraph on Martin in a leadership role is perfectly stated. Heck yeah this guy is a major part of the future, but we need a leading role. Bibby was the same way – great player but who is going to pay attention to Martin’s milk-toast leadership efforts? My dog probably might sit if Martin offered him a treat with the sit request. I could see Spencer possibly growing into a leader, even a chance on JT, but no one else on the current roster (minus BJax) has the proper mentality and attitude to lead. Well written piece.
by STH114 on Apr 12, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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