Hey Ricky!

by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT Comment 42 comments

Sing to the tune of Tony Basil's "Hey Mickey". If it helps, you can imagine me singing it while wearing the cheerleading outfit.

Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky...

Hey Ricky
You've been pro since 16 and that's a little long
I think you've got the skills and a Griffin pick is wrong
Why can't we pick it right? So you can win us some games, Ricky

Cause you’re like the next J-Will, or maybe even Kidd
You're givin' me the chills, Ricky, please Ricky don't
Don’t let the ping-pong balls leave me with Thabeet, Ricky

Oh Ricky, what a pity, they don't understand
You take me by the heart when you pass with your left hand
Oh Ricky, you're so pretty, can't they understand
It's guards like you, Ricky
Ooh when you pass Ricky, shoot Ricky
Don't double dribble, Ricky

Hey Ricky
Now when we take you with the pick...who’s ever gonna know
Every time you move a little more talent you show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Ricky

So come on and get to Sacto anyway you can
Anyway we pick you, you’ll be the man
Oh please Ricky, please don't leave me with Thabeet Ricky

Oh Ricky, what a pity, they don't understand
You take me by the heart when you pass with your left hand
Oh Ricky, you're so pretty, can't they understand
It's guards like you, Ricky
Ooh when you pass Ricky, shoot Ricky
Don't double dribble, Ricky

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Ex G (Ricky's been pro since he was 14)

But, umm, 4 rec’d fanposts at the same time? Record’s galore sir.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Only you

Would fact-check a song pookey

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fact check a song?

Nevermind bro. I love the song, and the work.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh

And I don’t do it for the records and the rec’s. I do it for the love of the game. Now just don’t ask about any performance enhancing drugs, cause I’m here to talk about the future. Not the past.

Jokes aside, thanks to everyone who likes my writing and stupid comedy.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I refuse to "rec" this,

as I now have that f*cking song bouncing through my head. And you better never us “Come on Eileen,” either.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

You've arrived Ex G

Nuff said.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've arrived?

Is a shunning by Section a membership requirement I’d never heard of before?

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like "Come on Eileen"

by mayfieldcol on Apr 21, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Come on Hasheem"

Make it happen G

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

~... you block eeeveeeerything~

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seems like you should be the one to write that one

Let me tinker with it though.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How about...

“We Got Thabeet” sung to the Go-Gos “We Got The Beat”. Exhibit can handle the lyrics…

Please consider the environment before reading this signature.

by outrider on Apr 23, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

Been suggested.

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 23, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great minds thinking alike

Good work! Didn’t see that thread from whenever it was originally posted.

Please consider the environment before reading this signature.

by outrider on Apr 23, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seems to be a lot of Thabeet requests

We Got Thabeet and Come On Hasheem have both been requested so far.

Let me put it this way, I don’t want to create a great opus about Thabeet mostly because I don’t want to screw up anything before the lottery. Doesn’t seem like it would change anything, but the universe works in mysterious ways.

In time, perhaps I’ll put something out.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thabeet Goes On

Since I got mocked for my Kenny Loggins reference, I thought that I would take it all the way back to Sonny and Cher.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thabeet farmer

Dwight Schrute

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 23, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

hahahahah rec'd

dwight FTW!

by UCIrvine kings fan on Apr 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Get yo' Scrant On.

"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."

by PhutureKings on Apr 24, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm probably the only one

But I recognized him first as the convenience clerk from “Juno.” And by only one, I meant recognized him as the clerk guy, and not from his other more famous roles.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 24, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

By K in K

props due

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 25, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh - I see he gave himself them

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 25, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, you have not arrived!!!!!

You will have arrived when you post a clip of you singing this song (or another) on youtube and post a link here. Then EX G you will have arrived.

"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley

by Bluejohn on Apr 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha!

For that to happen I’d have to be ridiculously drunk. Don’t get me wrong, I’m willing to get ridiculously drunk, but you wouldn’t be able to understand what I was saying and you wouldn’t want to listen to me screeching.

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love it

you have a rec from me.

"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas

by submison on Apr 21, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OK, OK

I’ll rec it. Now make it stop. For the love of all that is holy, make-it-stop!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

You & Ex G should have a funny contest

An StR comedy-off, or some bullshit title like that. The key point is lotsa funny.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If it's quality that you're looking for, then G beats me hands down

However, if you’re looking for quantity – painful, repetitive quantity – I’d bury him.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do I need to post the rimshot?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs