Hey Ricky!
Sing to the tune of Tony Basil's "Hey Mickey". If it helps, you can imagine me singing it while wearing the cheerleading outfit.
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Ricky...
Hey Ricky
You've been pro since 16 and that's a little long
I think you've got the skills and a Griffin pick is wrong
Why can't we pick it right? So you can win us some games, Ricky
Cause you’re like the next J-Will, or maybe even Kidd
You're givin' me the chills, Ricky, please Ricky don't
Don’t let the ping-pong balls leave me with Thabeet, Ricky
Oh Ricky, what a pity, they don't understand
You take me by the heart when you pass with your left hand
Oh Ricky, you're so pretty, can't they understand
It's guards like you, Ricky
Ooh when you pass Ricky, shoot Ricky
Don't double dribble, Ricky
Hey Ricky
Now when we take you with the pick...who’s ever gonna know
Every time you move a little more talent you show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Ricky
So come on and get to Sacto anyway you can
Anyway we pick you, you’ll be the man
Oh please Ricky, please don't leave me with Thabeet Ricky
Oh Ricky, what a pity, they don't understand
You take me by the heart when you pass with your left hand
Oh Ricky, you're so pretty, can't they understand
It's guards like you, Ricky
Ooh when you pass Ricky, shoot Ricky
Don't double dribble, Ricky
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Ex G (Ricky's been pro since he was 14)
But, umm, 4 rec’d fanposts at the same time? Record’s galore sir.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only you
Would fact-check a song pookey
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fact check a song?
Nevermind bro. I love the song, and the work.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
And I don’t do it for the records and the rec’s. I do it for the love of the game. Now just don’t ask about any performance enhancing drugs, cause I’m here to talk about the future. Not the past.
Jokes aside, thanks to everyone who likes my writing and stupid comedy.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to "rec" this,
as I now have that f*cking song bouncing through my head. And you better never us “Come on Eileen,” either.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You've arrived Ex G
Nuff said.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've arrived?
Is a shunning by Section a membership requirement I’d never heard of before?
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Come on Hasheem"
Make it happen G
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 21, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
~... you block eeeveeeerything~
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 21, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like you should be the one to write that one
Let me tinker with it though.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about...
“We Got Thabeet” sung to the Go-Gos “We Got The Beat”. Exhibit can handle the lyrics…
Please consider the environment before reading this signature.
by outrider on Apr 23, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 23, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great minds thinking alike
Good work! Didn’t see that thread from whenever it was originally posted.
Please consider the environment before reading this signature.
by outrider on Apr 23, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems to be a lot of Thabeet requests
We Got Thabeet and Come On Hasheem have both been requested so far.
Let me put it this way, I don’t want to create a great opus about Thabeet mostly because I don’t want to screw up anything before the lottery. Doesn’t seem like it would change anything, but the universe works in mysterious ways.
In time, perhaps I’ll put something out.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thabeet Goes On
Since I got mocked for my Kenny Loggins reference, I thought that I would take it all the way back to Sonny and Cher.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Apr 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thabeet farmer

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 23, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahah rec'd
dwight FTW!
by UCIrvine kings fan on Apr 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get yo' Scrant On.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on Apr 24, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm probably the only one
But I recognized him first as the convenience clerk from “Juno.” And by only one, I meant recognized him as the clerk guy, and not from his other more famous roles.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 24, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By K in K
props due
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 25, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh - I see he gave himself them
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 25, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you have not arrived!!!!!
You will have arrived when you post a clip of you singing this song (or another) on youtube and post a link here. Then EX G you will have arrived.
"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley
by Bluejohn on Apr 21, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
For that to happen I’d have to be ridiculously drunk. Don’t get me wrong, I’m willing to get ridiculously drunk, but you wouldn’t be able to understand what I was saying and you wouldn’t want to listen to me screeching.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love it
you have a rec from me.
"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas
by submison on Apr 21, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, OK
I’ll rec it. Now make it stop. For the love of all that is holy, make-it-stop!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You & Ex G should have a funny contest
An StR comedy-off, or some bullshit title like that. The key point is lotsa funny.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's quality that you're looking for, then G beats me hands down
However, if you’re looking for quantity – painful, repetitive quantity – I’d bury him.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I need to post the rimshot?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
by pookeyguru on Apr 21, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, but see...
True comedy comes from the set-up. And there’s never, in the history of human beings, been a better set-up than “painful, repetitive quantity.”
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude LMMFAO
With the fourth pick of the draft the kings select...
by kangsfan on Apr 22, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 rec's -
SBN’s version of having a toe on the three point line.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Apr 21, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Glad that I could be the one to penetrate the line
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Apr 21, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what he said?
"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas
by submison on Apr 21, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
screw the 80's... could have gone 70's
with the classic Steeley Dan: “Ricky don’t lose that number.” But must rec’ the post EG…nice work.
by longtimelistenerfirsttimecaller on Apr 21, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I'm a young'un
My knowledge of the 70s mostly comes from VH1 specials
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 21, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
at least you didn't say that your knowledge of the 70's came from your mother
cuz then we would have to ban you, youth
"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley
by Bluejohn on Apr 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
80's?
I’d recommend Skid Row’s “18 & Life”
Ricky was a young boy,
He had a heart of gold…
18 and life, you got it,
18 and life to go…
Hopefully, Rubio doesn’t shoot his friend after drinking heavily.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on Apr 23, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd!
Haha… good stuff Ex G!
Blessings.Love.Peace
by lifestyleforthesellout on Apr 22, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd my good man!
Excellent work, I love it!
There can only be one Noce!
by NoceOne on Apr 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Toni Basil called
she is mad about two things:
1) you made her dumb song important again, and improved the lyrics
2) she wants the skirt and pom-poms back
rec’d
by betweentheeyes on Apr 22, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs


















