You Live for The Draft When That's All That You've Got
by Exhibit G on Apr 27, 2009 12:30 PM PDT
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Print(Please welcome StR's newest front page contributor ... Exhibit G! -- TZ)
TZ and Section have asked me to join them as a front page contributor to Sactown Royalty. I was very honored by the offer, had to change my pants, and accepted. I owe a big thanks to those of you who kept recommending my FanPosts.
I obsess over the Kings. The obsession comes through as a mixture of idiocy and occasional insight. I love to debate basketball, and I love being able to share my passion with like-minded souls such as yourselves. I can be very opinionated. I'm (sometimes) willing to admit when I'm wrong. I (usually) won't claim to know everything.
I'm probably best known for my lyrics posts such as Douby Tuesday and Hey Ricky! Every now and then I try to get deep, like in Peach-Basket Poetry. But the public seems to enjoy the lyrics, so I figured they would be a proper introduction for me. Without further ado, I'll let Jon take it from here...
Griffin and a Prayer after the jump...
Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Vlade used to work on the blocks
We made Natt take a hike
We’re down on our luck...it's tough, so tough
Petrie works the wire all day
Working for Maloofs, he brings home the picks
For us - for us
He says we've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got cap space and that's a lot
For us - we'll give it a shot
Whooah, we're 25% there
Whooah , Griffin and a prayer
Pick our ball and we'll make it - I swear
Whooah , Griffin and a prayer
K-Mart’s got his jump shot on lock
But he's hobbled when, when he used
To be able to walk – no limp, no limp
K-9 dreams the days away
When he sits on the bench
Carril whispers GP it's okay, someday…
We've got to hold on to the cap space we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If K-9 plays or not
We've got cap space and that's a lot
For us - we'll give it a shot
Whooah, we're 25% there
Whooah , Griffin and a prayer
Pick our ball and we'll make it - I swear
Whooah , Griffin and a prayer
We've got to hold on, Rubio or not
You live for the draft when it's all that you've got
Whooah, we're 25% there
Whooah , Griffin and a prayer
Pick our ball and we'll make it - I swear
Whooah , Griffin and a prayer
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Good stuff boys
Hey Ex, will there be anything specific that you will be writing about, like a special feature to the front page? Or just whatever comes to mind?
when will the Kenny Thomas Reign of Terror end?!!??
by diehardkingsfan5 on Apr 27, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions
Congrats G - well deserved
no pressure
- but don’t screw it up! :)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Congrats Ex G
Although this scared me a bit:
Pick our ball and we’ll make it – I swearThat’s what…he…said???
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
Congrats Ex G!
Well deserved! We need a song about getting good luck in the lottery. Happy to see you up front man!
Isn't That what this song is about?
Congrats Ex to the G. It took me awhile to read this post because I had to read it while singing to the rythym of the original tune.
You live for the draft, when that’s all (drum hit) – that (drum hit)- you (drum hit)- got (drum hit)!
Whoa, we’re half-way there. Whooa-OHHHHH, livin’ on a-
Dude, I gotta go. Must. Play. Guitar. Hero.
"Yeah, totally! Totes Magotes! Cool."
by PhutureKings on Apr 27, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I actively avoid contributing anything meaningful.
As soon as you do, someone puts you to work. In the words of Bill Cosby: “So you see, we are dumb, but we are not so dumb.”
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Now what did I do with that old "Miss Congeniality" sash?
But I’m not bitter…
Giving up half of the desk drawers was adjustment enough, but G is taller than me and he never adjusts the chair back up after he’s done with his writing. I should have seen the writing on the wall after I got drunk at the StR staff Christmas party last year and gave TZ’s cat a mohawk. I’ve taken the heat ever since, even though it was rbiegler’s idea.
Welcome aboard, G. And watch your back.
As for you, Ziller -
You’ve made a powerful enemy, my friend.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Apr 27, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Here's some ideas for ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pw_eX97TUw
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
214
Your evil is greatly appreciated, sir.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
This is why I actively avoid contributing anything meaningful.
As soon as you do, someone puts you to work. In the words of Bill Cosby: “So you see, we are dumb, but we are not so dumb.”
Congratulations!
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Woops!
Double post. A mod can feel free to delete this one. Sorry! Grats again Ex G!
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Congrats Ex G
and congrats to Ziller for having to do even less work now. I didn’t think that was possible
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Only one rec so far?
The skills are already in decline. :)
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
by otis29 on Apr 27, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that was from me.
Just posting Bon Jovi’s 80s glam hair was worth a rec!
And any mention of Vlade is always a good thing.
Ex-G
Is the brand new car TZ just drove off the lot – it’s already lost half it’s value.
I kid, I kid.
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
Think that's bad?
Wait til I tell TZ I’d just been bribing Section to be my ghostwriter until I got front page priveledges!
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Good stuff
and ’grats.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
It's funny
I was just wondering a few days ago whether this would happen after noticing that EG had about 50 bazillion-recommended posts up and down the side of the web page.
Kudos to TZ for opening the door.
Congrats
The dominance displayed in the last 2 weeks made this inevitable.
Bé foréwarnéd: I am a mémbér of StR Groupthink méntality.
Well I think you suck
But not really :P. I just want to be different.
Anyway Big Congrats Ex G. You deserve it.
We regulate amy stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you can’t be any geek off the street
You gotta be handy with the I
I you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.
Regulators! Mount up!
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
Damn you iPhone!
“you gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean”
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yah, G
Lord I am not one to compliment another, but Natt, you deserve this. Cheers!
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you iPhone!
Lord “knows” I am not…
(bitter)
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Long line too
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Congratulations Ex G
Well earned and deserved.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
LOL @ that
It’s a funny picture I got off the Iowa St SBN site, Clone Chronicles, that Cross Cyed, the former admin there, posted about making Cleveland St the official NCAA team for Clone Chronicles. I thought it was funny, so I decided to change my avatar. I might go back to the cow thing, but I might now. I really like this goofy lil sucker with the sword I tell ya.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Very fitting
I still think your best one was the little guy from ATHF giving the bird.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Too edgy
It was my favorite, but this is nice middle ground.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh
And now you get the true honor of getting your "idea’ buzzed up for the whole world to see. Yay!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I don't like getting buzzed
Getting buzzed is a waste of alcohol!
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Don't fall down the stairs...
….when you get totally wiped out, okay?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
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