Mo' Playoffs Thread
Three weeks until the lottery. To pass the time, watch some playoff basketball and paddle your balls.
Brad Miller and John Salmons @ Mikki Moore, 4 PM PST.
No one of note @ Hedo Turkoglu, 4:30 PM PST.
I don't recognize any of these guys @ Drew Gooden, 6:30 PM PST.
Ron Artest, Bill Artest, Rick Adelman @ Channing Frye and some other dudes, 7 PM PST.
UPDATE - WEDNESDAY'S GAMES UPDATE - WEDNESDAY'S GAMES
Some guy that doesn't know how to spell "Dwayne" at Mike Bibby and Mo Evans, 5 PM PST.
Byron and Peja at...holy sh*t! Jason Hart!!! 7:30 PM PST.
Rock @ Paper - paper favored to cover.
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Do NOT post pictures of ping pong paddles! They’re evil. They hit ping pong balls.
We Sacramento Kings Fans absolutely, positively adore, love, and worship ping pong balls and would never, ever endorse the hitting of ping pong balls for any reason. They are kind and generous and even cute and cuddly, where ping pong paddles are disgusting creatures who terrorize, belittle and degrade ping pong balls, not to mention suffering from acute halitosis and bacne.
Ping pong balls, we salute you.
Ok, people, let's generate all the good Karma we can until May 19. Then you can go back to your shallow and empty lifestyles.
by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 28, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
It's a man's world.
I know my place.
Ok, people, let's generate all the good Karma we can until May 19. Then you can go back to your shallow and empty lifestyles.
by LeaguePassAddict on Apr 28, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Feminists are crying everywhere…….
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah
There’s another fanshots on Bedge that revolves around where the Blazers dancers are appropriate for a basketball team.
What kills me Otis, among other things, is that so many men act like it’s hurting them. I wouldn’t ever go to a Kings game to watch the dancers, but shit, while they’re shaking their stuff you bet your ass I pay attention. (If I’m not getting nachos, taking a piss, or buying a beer.)
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Rec'd LPA
very very funny!
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ex-G wouldn't make that mistake!
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
by otis29 on Apr 28, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to use a Jon Bon Jovi photo -
but somebody stole it out of my “in” basket.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
By the way, section
If you ever need someone to review your story ideas before you post them, I’d be more than happy to steal review them for you.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
whattaguy!
I was going to ask for your help on this post, but you were busy waxing TZ’s Hummer (OK, there’s the setup – now who is going to bring it home?).
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
I don't get the setup
I was just going to say I’d be happy with a Prius.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Well, pookey
If you want to get anywhere in this business you’ll need to know how to wax some hummers…
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 28, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Proof yet again why I'm not a standup comic
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Can't bring myself to discuss Exhibit G's Hummer cleaning skills
I kept revising it to make it cleaner… but it just turned out dirtier.
Bé foréwarnéd: I am a mémbér of StR Groupthink méntality.
Well you are a member of StR groupthink
I wouldn’t expect anything less from you CAB.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Hmmm
I think my girlfriend is going to be very concerned if she reads this thread…
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Just tell her that
With the feds cracking down on craigslist, the money for her flowers had to come from somewhere. I’m sure she’ll understand.
Bé foréwarnéd: I am a mémbér of StR Groupthink méntality.
Your sig line is bad karma LPA
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Trolllllllbeeeetttttt!!!!!!!!!^
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I'll stick with
Mehbeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Apr 28, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
How many lashes with a wet noodle would you like?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It's only kinky if you're wearing pink rubber underwear
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
By the way..
its outrageous that I pay good money for NBA League Pass that has NBA TV during the regular season, and I don’t get NBA TV in the playoffs.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
so I don’t get the Hou-Port game tonight.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
That is outrageous
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
If we don't end up with Rubio...
I wouldn’t hate the concept of acquiring Heinrich, even with his big contract, after watching a fair amount of the Boston/Chicago series. Its sure made me wish we’d have gotten him instead of Nocioni, if that was possible.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
The Bulls owner has a man-crush on Hinrich
"Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer." - Julian Casablancas
So does Doug Collins
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
The other night...
Salmons blocked Ray Allen’s last shot in the final second of the 2nd over time and the Bulls won. Hedo made a buzzer 3 pointer and gave the win to the Magic.
I couldn’t help feeling that the Kings kind of made a couple of playoff wins (is this desperate?).
just a little ZenBaller
:)
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
I like the new sig 4 3
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
thanks
but I’m bored with it. Its too sanctimonious, I need to find something appropriately sarcastic to get my karmic balance back. :-)
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
At least you didn't choose
that other Howard Cosell quote. ;p
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So many Howard Cosell's quotes....
…so little time.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Chicago got hosed
on the Rose charge call, Big Baby was in the restricted area.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
Wow
Gutsiest call by an official maybe I’ve ever seen. Disqualifying Ray Allen with 6 minutes to play on a double foul with our beloved Brad.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
Tough call on Ray Allen there
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Chicago up 2 2:42 to go
really good game
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Rose and Rondo going at it
tie game now. 1:06 to go.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
The classic NO, NO, NO, NO
YES!!! shot from Gordon, lol.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
Amazing
Marbury passes on a wide open shot, then the stupid/great shot for Gordon. Wow!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Paul Pierce!
tie game. 10.5 to go.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
OT again
wow
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
24 points 11 assists 8 rebounds for Rondo
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
The Bulls deserve to lose
for having an inept coach who calls an isolation play for Ben Gordon
www.mancancook.net
Well
this is why Paul Pierce is a great player, three tremendous shots.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
Paul Pierce!
back to back. Celts up 3. 36 seconds to go.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
what a dumb play
by Tony Allen.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
Wow, that's not a good foul
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Note to Vinny Del Negro
When you get the last shot after this Boston possession and you call a timeout to draw up a play please make sure that you actually draw up a fucking play. You have an excellent young team, and you’re wasting their time
God I wish D’Antoni had just gone to Chicago, they’d be one of the best teams in the league right now
www.mancancook.net
Paul Pierce!
again
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
the playoffs have been fun
almost makes you want to forget that Cavs vs. [redacted] is preordained to be the Finals and there’s really only two teams in the NBA right now. almost.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give…Howard Cosell
Brad lose a tooth there?
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
The game's on Brad's shoulders
and Doug Collins just stat jinxed Brad’s free throws
www.mancancook.net
you called it on the jinx
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Brick
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Love the close-up of the Brad Baby crying face
that’s just cruel.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
I mentioned that in the BaB thread
I don’t think they wanted to even talk about it.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh man - poor Brad
(I mean it)
But we know our former guys Know how to lose a close game…..
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, too bad
I felt bad for him, was hoping he’d tie that thing up.
Ike Diogu - kicking ass and taking names since 4/13/09
Great game - great series
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
By the way
a little sick on the all-too-much ‘hummer’ talk.
offseason blues I guess
My destination this week? Lovely Billings MT.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
15-0 run for Portland
back to back huge shots for Roy.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
1st round exit for the Spurs
Just not enough offense without Manu.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Terrible night for Brooks.
6/20 from the floor, 2 TOs. Ron-Ron had a bad night too, 3/9 from the floor, 5 TOs.
Jason Hart!!
Damn, I didn’t know where he was playing. I knew we should have kept him, and what about Dantay (or however you spell it) Jones. Get it right yo!!
I'm taking Rock
Ever since they picked up Scissors in the FA market, they’ve been unstoppable.
by Aykis16 on Apr 29, 2009 6:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He doesn't like to be called Rock any longer.
Dwayne Johnson @ Paper
(Another guy that doesn’t know how to spell “Duane”…if you smell what I’m cookin’.)
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state that I've finally won out over it." -- Elwood P. Dowd (Jimmy Stewart), "Harvey"
Bone-head play by Rondo there
May have just given away game 6.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
dodged a bullet
didn’t get tossed.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rondo got tangled up with Hinrich
and grabbed his arm and swung him into the scorer’s table. Could’ve been a flagrant 2, but they reviewed it and went with a flagrant 1.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
been a very chippy 1st half
Rondo is struggling. 0 points 5 assists 2 boards after averaging 24-10-10 over the 1st 5 games. Boston making a run now, just tied it up after being down around 15 or so.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dwight who?
Orlando up 26-13 in the 1st. Charles may have been right. Philly just has no post presence to take advantage of the Howard suspension.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Perkins just got his 3rd
Bulls made a run in the 1st when he got his 2nd.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
1st Jerry and now
Grant is here too? ;p
Ray Allen has been huge and Pierce is stepping up in crunch time again.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that Tech in the 4th quarter Kfan?
That point could cost the Bulls the game. Ohhh boyyyyyy!!!!
back to back big plays
but yeah, he needs to lose the 3 sign
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
could we be looking at another OT game?
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Ben Gordon fall away air ball
didn’t see that coming.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Ikeeeet!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
While we are at it
Let’ bring back Will Solomon. Remember how excited we were to have him in our team??
Just used it on the wrong player
Big Baby Brad is a great nickname. Big Baby Davis, not so much.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That commercial is absouletly horrible.
“Where were you when Greatness was born?” – Cue Horry dagger top of the 3 point line.
I wonder if Stern just placed a call to the refs in Chicago
to bail out the Bulls on the next possession.
Everytime I hear how Boston refuses to play Mikki
I remember when he said the Kings must had been tanking because he wasn’t starting. Love your ustle Mikki but you have to know your role
He can be as confident as he wants
He has to be good at them. Donte is pretty damn confident in his three.
same with Rondo
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Still wondering why Allen wasn't fouled
How are you going to let one of the best shooters of all time, on a hot streak no less, get that shot off?
www.mancancook.net
I'm just rooting for it to end
Rockets up 52-37 at the half.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
strong play for Noah
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Paul Pierce is gone
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
They still haven't told him KG is out for the Playoffs
They’re just showing him recordings of last year.
I hate those
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Davis is gone
serve up the lobster!
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Nope
going small
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
8 points 19 assists and 8 boards for Rondo
crazy line.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
no TOs
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
big miss for Hinrich.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
he tried to
but not sure he touched it
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on Apr 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking
Everyone was concentrating on the hand touching the ball but no one mentioned how his hand shakes the rim as the ball is still there
it would be
I didn’t see that.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
by Kfan in Korea on May 1, 2009 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions
It appeared
That his hand actually hit that support portion of the rim, not the rim itself. I didn’t see the rim shake, but I think it’s still a goaltending call.
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Block for Rose
wow
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
Game 7 on Saturday
wow.
Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott
I'm prepared for anything
A blowout, 10 overtimes, Mikki Moore Scoring 50 points. Anything can happen.
Oh come ON!
A blowout?
:)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 30, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Great game
Brad came up large in that game. And Ray Allen is a baaad man.
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Man, that Oden/Durant pick looks bad for Portland right now
About to get eliminated in the first round, with no production from the SF position and no production from Oden.
The west is decided
All that remains is the insane Bulls/Celtics series and the strange Miami/Atlanta series.
Craziest sign I've seen
Some dude was holding a “In Ron We Trust” sign. Got drunk at the bar after I saw that

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