I think I need to go #2

by ElRonToro on Apr 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT

We all know Griffin is the first pick ...and he should be , I won't argue, But he reminds me of the girl your suppose to marry. Sure she's hot...but you've seen hotter. She has everyhing on the list...low body fat, long legs, great form, hard work, great person, and goes all out..100% of the time...you know that if you chose her it would be a long and happy marriage....perfect.

But your eye keeps wandering over to the flashy girl with moves that come along once in a lifetime and a cross over to die for. She's not from here....and you don't know if she'd stay even if you asked. You try to say she's not the one, but you keep going back to the Internet and looking at her videos over and over again...Wow, just took on 3 guys and destroyed them...Yes! No! Yes! Crap!

It would be a decision without guilt if Uncle David would just say that you can't have the first girl..That he needs her to live in her home state...not with you. You'll just have to take second best......

I'd continue, but I'm going to go shower.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions

This post reaches a level of perversion that is both despicable

and entirely appreciated. That my friend, is a metaphor I can get behind (twss). It implies and pushes out everything I have inside of me (twss). This post completes me and my mild idiosyncrasies (tnwss).
Rec’d. We all think this way. I applaud you for saying it.

Donte? Donte'! Donté?!?!
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by iashwash on Apr 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions

i don't want

a girl who can destroy 3 guys….eh wouldn’t it be more like 3 guy will destroy her?? And i know exactly what you are talking about (looks over the shoulder, damn she’s fine) I say to hell with everyone and get the flashy girl, if she ends up breaking our hearts well…..at least you hit it right? are we still talking about girls or Rubio….I’m so lost

by shadowchicken on Apr 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions

high cost of divorce...

brilliant, but factor in the high cost of divorce (am i the only one who understands that cost!)… if the flashy hot chick turns out to look a little worse in the morning wihout all that makeup… the cost of divorce (both economically and the lost opportunity to wed the dependable girl) is pretty steep.

by longtimelistenerfirsttimecaller on Apr 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Can we get a prenup?

by LPKingsFan on Apr 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

are you sure eric musselman wasn't the girl?

At least Al Davis isn't running my team's drafts.

by bringbackbuddytrees on Apr 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions

I want a hot chick with fake boobs

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 29, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Classy as always

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I try Ex G

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions

WWBPD?

What Would Brad Pitt Do?

Ball movement ... is like jogging for most people: They do it occasionally, and it makes them happy. Then they go back to not doing it. - Henry Abbott

by Kfan in Korea on Apr 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions

I believe that what is a who

Not to get all Dr Seuss on you

by ElRonToro on Apr 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

sigh, has love lost to lust once again?

would you want to be with Angelie Jolie for more than a weekend? Would you give up your marriage/relationship to do it? I am soooo old and sensible sometimes – the swimmers don’t drown my brain cells so easily anymore. Oh well.

Another case of been there done that. Give me the one who is a lady in the parlor and a tramp in the bedroom – uhhh, in other words – I would take Kevin Martin over Vince Carter anyday.

by betweentheeyes on Apr 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

Does this mean

that you know how Kevin Martin is in the bedroom?

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Apr 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

I hope not

Maybe that’s personal perversity showing though.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions

well if you put it that way

I think most would prefer half man/half amazing in the bedroom over speed.

by betweentheeyes on Apr 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

this is the greatest discussion in the illustrious history of this website

by beevenator on Apr 30, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions

A+ for perverted comedy angle

by bignerd on Apr 30, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions

Threesome?

I don’t know why this just oocurred to me, but why can’t we have both? Maybe the other guy can’t afford all the expenses the new one would bring…I can see the 2 of them together, making passes at each other, scoring right and left….crap…I need to go to a 12 step….

by ElRonToro on Apr 30, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions