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The Soul Crusher

You know that one play? That play that sucks all the excitement out of the building? Or that one play that just puts the crowd into a frenzy? That play that absolutely stabs the other team in the heart?

This is kind of what I am referring to as a soul crusher. BUT, today, its less of a spectacular play and more of WHO actually does the spectacular play.

The kind of play by a certain player that makes you as a fan feel as there is no more hope in the world.

My first example: Your team, down 15 to the Cavs starts a little run to bring it within 5. Then after the ball is inbound, Lebron takes it and goes coast-to-coast for the and-1 tomahawk. now your team is down 8 again, and you are about to cry.

Another example. Your team is down 6 to the Hornets. Your guys are executing the offense flawlessly for easy layup after easy layup. Then the ball comes down the floor to Peja, who just pulls up for three regardless of the defense. Swish. Fine, your team comes down and runs another beautiful play. This time, the Hornets find West posting up. The double comes, he kicks out to Peja. Three. Your team is down 8 now. After another beautiful play opn offense leading to another two, CP3 is dribbling around like a maniac. Your guys are playing pretty good defense. Shot clock, 4, 3, 2, kick out to Peja and from 28 feet. Bottoms. A little piece of your heart dies with that last three. Your team is playing beautifully butnow they are down 9.

See what I mean? It could be anybody, but when its that one guy it makes it even more painful. Like you knew it was going to happen. Inevitable. But when it does, you would rather watch somebody run over fresh roadkill.

A few more examples.
Dwight Howard block, leading to a fast break, with Dwight as trailer. Then he raises up and dunks on everyone who ever lived in that city.

Paul Pierce. defended well. Iso dribble. pulls up. money. next possesion. same thing. next posession, he takes your dude to the rim. money. time out, game over.

Kevin Martin. Iso on the wing. Waits for his defender to blink, then all of the sudden he takes a foul, rises up from nowhere, and with one hand, puts it in the basket. From 19 feet. Like its nothing. Like you are nothing.

Jason kidd. Strips your point guard. throws an impossible pass to anybody, nobody, dunk. Then, he steals the inbound pass. Again, no look pass. Coach just stares. You turn off your TV.

Kobe.

Gilbert Arenas. Dribbles down. Pulls up from 26. Net. Jaws al the way back down the court. Steals a pass. Instead of going in for the easy layup, he pulls up from 30. zeroed in. you just got shot in the heart.

ANy other ideas?

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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punctuation is overrated

this keyboard is new and i dont really have time to worry about that

by VenomySnicket on Apr 4, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1 what more can you say?

The bigger Horry moment for me though is that flop he pulled off in game 6.

“That’s not a foul, I’m sorry” for Bill Walton’s words.

Oh, how he ruined 5h grade for me….

by sdfd on Apr 5, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ed Spezio

That is all.

(OK, wrong sport – but that did extend the Giants championship-free run to a now robust 54 years…and counting…)

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by section214 on Apr 5, 2009 7:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're talking about which run?

The 63 Giants and Cards facing off for the NL pennant?

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Apr 5, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops - Scott Spezio

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by section214 on Apr 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh okay

I still don’t get. Ummm wait, yes I do.

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Apr 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry section

born a Cardinal – always a Cardinal

I still think aout how we finally shut up Jeffrey Leanard in ’87
good times

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 6, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still get sick to my stomach thinking about that.

by chri5 on Apr 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats all right

Lasorda pitches to Jack Clark in ’85 with first base open and the game on the line

second deck baby

We may be waaay behind the Yankees, but we’re leading the National league by a ton (and the only team with a winning record against the yankees, 3 of 4)

Good chance of another appearance this year too if Chris Carpenter holds up.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a true dagger shot if I've ever seen one. I thought we had the game won, in fact I posted that and then with 1.7 seconds

Rasual posted a casual 3 and just like that an improbable win became the expected loss and the perfect image of a lost season.

"We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good." - Charles Barkley

by Bluejohn on Apr 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Butler dude is just a prick

(he did that on purpose)

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Apr 6, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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