UNC vs. Kings
(From the FanPosts. -- TZ)
"You've got six NBA players that could be drafted in the first round or early second," Spartans guard Travis Walton said. "You're looking at a team that could probably beat the worst team in the NBA."
Okay Sparty, you've thrown down the gauntlet - as the trash of the NBA that has a magic number for the high allotment of lottery balls. Let's break down this matchup.
Royal Purple vs. Carolina Blue
PG - Beno Udrih vs. Tywon Lawson -- Big advantage UNC. The more I see Lawson, the more I like him. He's physical yet still quick and causes disruption on the defensive end as witnessed by his NCAA record 8 steals. Beno has 4 inch height advantage but Beno post up someone, right! From rebound to foul line, Lawson pushes before the transition D can set up. The stability of UNC, became way more important than Psycho T to that team. No brainer if still available with 2nd 1st round pick but his play in the tourney probably took away that possibility - I'd be willing to trade up. Lawson + Griffin would make consider season tix.
SG - Kevin Martin vs. Wayne Ellington -- Advantage Kings. While Ellington is smooth, he couldn't guard Martin. If Martin actually played defense, he could disrupt him but I wouldn't count on it since the Kings can never count on it. But in a shootout, I'd take the NBA proven Martin and his ability to get to line repeatedly. Martin has 3 inches on him but sadly gives up 15 lbs.
SF - Andres Nocioni vs. Danny Green -- Advantage Kings. I'd like Nocioni on Hansborough defensively. He'd out tough him and actually has an athletic advantage. Green could give Nocioni some problems athletically but he's too inconsistent to be a goto force. Garcia could sub defensively to neutralize Green and Deon Thompson wouldn't get his second chance looks against an NBA sized frontline.
PF - Jason Thompson vs. Tyler Hansborough -- Big advantage Kings. JT's athleticism and grit would show Psycho T what the big boys are all about. Hansborough is late 2nd round at best. JT would love to show up the hype of UNC with his small school credentials.
C - Spencer Hawes vs. Deon Thompson/Ed Davis -- Big Advantage Kings. Hawes has a varied game at 7 feet and Deon is only 6 '8''. My guess is Huckleberry Hound would go to Ed Davis who is a legit 6'`0'' who will probably be highest NBA pick on the UNC roster when he comes out. Hawes would be only 3 years older but 3 years of NBA experience wiser.
Bench - Ginyard, Drew III vs. Garcia, BJax - Obviously huge advantage Kings since, as an NBA team, they have a roster full of college superstars, but bench has a lot to do with the next category.
Coaching - Kenny Natt vs. Roy Williams - Huge advantage UNC. Okay, Roy may not know the NBA game (nor does he probably want to) but at least he has two rings and a bunch of final fours. Natt has nine years of hearing Sloan scream near his ear and one year of Lebron management.
As the reigning worst team in the NBA, I'd take Kings 115 - UNC 86 and winning 9 out of 10 (with Martin getting hurt at least once.) Sorry Walton, I think you give UNC too much credit and the Kings not enough.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Ridiculous scenario
that I’d like to see happen some day. Worst NBA team vs the best college team. Won’t happen. But I can wish.
Bé foréwarnéd: I am a mémbér of StR Groupthink méntality.
How about a preseason game, college all-stars against the NBA worst team.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
or
just have the team with the worst record the year before face the National Champs. I’d watch it.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
NBA would never do it...
They have everything to lose, only gaining a one-off televised game in the process. Not good business practice.
If Ziegler blows a save... I'll flag his next post.
If they play a 40 minute game...
JT may not foul out, so I give the edge to the Kings.
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Love the scenario and breakdown.
Probably tab Martin to be injured for at least 3 of the 10 games. Yes, JT would probably foul out a few times but that’s life starting out as a big man in the NBA.
I’d really worry about the PG/Coach match up. If any combination could overcome the other apparent mismatches it would the superior PG and coach controlling the flow and action of the game. The real question is if we could trade Beno to UNC would they give us back a ham sandwich?
Anyone else find it sad
…that we actually have to write up a detailed breakdown of how and why the Sacramento Kings would manage to defeat a college basketball team?
We can make one on how we can defeat the Lakers too.
Wait a cotton pickin’ minute…
There can only be one Noce!
Ah...
The pleasures of being the worst team in the league. Good times.
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More like Kings 130, UNC 70
Everytime this ridiculous discussion comes up, I simply point to the Rookie vs. Soph games at All-Star weekend as partial evidence for how much better even 1 year of NBA experience makes a player. (the sophs lead 8-2 in victories since 2000). Even the famed class of 2004 rookies lost the game 118-142.
The only “worst-pro vs. best-college team” scenario that I see as having even a remotely close possibility to a favorable college team outcome would be the 2004 USC Trojan football team led by Leinart, Bush and White against the worst NFL team.
"It's shyte being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fuckin' Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic, trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by Wankers -- Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by . . . It's a shyte state of affairs to be in...and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fuckin' difference!"
by PhutureKings on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I agree.
"It's shyte being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fuckin' Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic, trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by Wankers -- Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by . . . It's a shyte state of affairs to be in...and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fuckin' difference!"
by PhutureKings on Apr 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you're giving NC too much credit
We’d throw up 140-150
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 9, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
No way in hell
Does a college team beat an NBA team.
Grown fully developed monsters vs undersized semi professionals still getting a handle on their skills.
The best college has to offer generally fills a tiny portion of rosters league wide every year. The speed of pro ball is beyond most of their wildest dreams.
" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "
One time in Hell
In the late 80’s and early 90’s I think a few college teams could have easily stomped on the Kings of that era.
1. Larry Johnson’s UNLV
2. Webber’s Michigan
3. Jordan’s UNC
4. Hakeem’s Univ of Houston.
No
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
- lend the eye a terrible aspect
and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Apr 9, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions

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